OOO I got mail! And not in the annoying Meg Ryan Tom Hanks way!
So, today, I'm thinking I would be all bored like and spend time bothering Xander to play RISK with me. Because this key? She loves world domination. Except, in real life.. cause that would kinda suck. I just people all my characters on one of the purple countries and just build up and build up.. and then smash my opponents with my shiny fist of dooom. Wait, what was I talking about.. Oh mail.. not Males. cause.. mail has no gender. Its love is so.. genderless?
Oh mail, excitement.
I got a teddy bear in the mail.
Not just any run of the mill teddy bear. Heh. I received a teddy bear.. dressed up as a cowboy with a really large belt buckle.. ooo and little teddy bear came with the cutest little guitar, and cowboy boots.. and cowboy hat.. and awh.. he is such a cutie..
and the card read as follows
TO: Jailbait
From: Lawyer Guy
"I'm a bad dead lawyer. Sorry, jailbait."
I shall name him Lindsey, and he shall be mine... and he shall be my stuffed teddy bear Lindsey.
Oh mail, excitement.
I got a teddy bear in the mail.
Not just any run of the mill teddy bear. Heh. I received a teddy bear.. dressed up as a cowboy with a really large belt buckle.. ooo and little teddy bear came with the cutest little guitar, and cowboy boots.. and cowboy hat.. and awh.. he is such a cutie..
and the card read as follows
TO: Jailbait
From: Lawyer Guy
"I'm a bad dead lawyer. Sorry, jailbait."
I shall name him Lindsey, and he shall be mine... and he shall be my stuffed teddy bear Lindsey.