Quote of the Day:"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." -- James D. Nicoll
Why Can't the Democrats Seem to Get It Together? - Jane Galt
Short answer: insularity.
Hay-zooksWelcome to Jesux: the Linux distribution that will not lead you into temptation. [props to
katie_ah]
LEDtronicsLED lighting products for every imaginable application.
100 Worst GroanersA list of all the worst stupid phrases that show up in newscasts and newswriting.
New Penis Grown on Boy's ArmHe lost his when he made the mistake of pissing on an electrical wire, so doctors are growing him a new one.
Anti-masturbation EquipmentPitt & Johnson's specialty catalogue.
Car LivingHandy tips for taking up residence in an automobile.
Uday VideosVideo footage of Uday Hussein's cruelty are starting to surface. [Warning! Not for the faint of heart or children.]
Evil BibleMurder, infanticide, human sacrifice, rape, slavery, and much much more.
Peace, Progress, and the MarketWhat would grocery stores be like if they were stocked according to pressure group politics?
This Week on Craigslist: Momsie's Lezzing it UpDrunk dialing for lesbians on Craigslist.
Canadian Supreme Court Strikes Down Property Rights"Parliament has the right to expropriate property, even without compensation, if it has made its intention clear and, in s. 5.1(4), Parliament's expropriative intent is clear and unambiguous."
The Pagan Kids' GroveSamhain and pentacles for the little tykes. Now with retina-destroying web design!
Parents Proud to Sell 'Sexy' Child as Model"With her long tresses, heroin-chic eye make-up and sexy stare, Morgan presents like any other magazine model - except on her birth certificate." She's 8 years old, by the way.
Teens Imprisoned in Filth, Police SayTwo teenagers had been boarded up in their rooms in a Florida mobile home.
Cancer Patient Sues Doctors Who Removed GenitalsHe went in for bladder surgery, and came out without his frank and beans.
Men Choose Sleep Over SexHey! Speak for youself, buddy!
Man Charged With Sexual Abuse of HorseIcky.
Russian Mother Wants Son to Stay in GuantanamoConditions at the US detainment facility in Gitmo are much better than in the typical Russian prison, so she wants him to stay.
Mississippi Man to Pay for Destroying MarriageA $175,000 Alienation of Affection award.
Woman Confesses to Performing Sex Acts on 5-year-oldEqual opportunity sickos. Ah. Florida.
Snake Charmer: Men's UnderwearUpdate: the Japanese are still weird.
Becoming a EunuchGuys, after reading this you won't be able to uncross your legs for an hour, but it's still a lot less awful than the
Nullo's Story.
The Mustard MuseumWhoa. I have mustard?
Internet Explorer 5 and 6 RestrictionsHow to make MSIE marginally secure.
Sodium PartyWhat happens when you throw a big chunk of metallic sodium into a lake? Find out. here.
Glass Pipes and BongsFor tobacco use only. Right.
Taking Your Mate for a RideThe Zeus Bug provides a model for making men happy: she feeds him, carries him around, and gives him all the sex he wants.
Baby From Dead Husband's SpermNote: the sperm in question was collected after he was dead.
Meat ShakeIt's food, not masturbation.
Japanese Enjoy Deep Roots of Their Obsession With Sex"Sashimi" originally meant "deep tongue kissing." Oh, and there's something in there about a porn star with two vaginas as well.
The Traffic Cone Preservation SocietyBecause traffic cones help us in so many ways. Adopt your own.
And finally, in honor of the California governor's race:
Yes, that's
Gary Coleman.