Shiny Happy Links for August 8, 2003
Quote of the Day:"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." -- James D. Nicoll
Why Can't the Democrats Seem to Get It Together? - Jane Galt
Short answer: insularity.
Hay-zooks
Welcome to Jesux: the Linux distribution that will not lead you into temptation. [props to katie_ah]
LEDtronics
LED lighting products for every imaginable application.
100 Worst Groaners
A list of all the worst stupid phrases that show up in newscasts and newswriting.
New Penis Grown on Boy's Arm
He lost his when he made the mistake of pissing on an electrical wire, so doctors are growing him a new one.
Anti-masturbation Equipment
Pitt & Johnson's specialty catalogue.
Car Living
Handy tips for taking up residence in an automobile.
Uday Videos
Video footage of Uday Hussein's cruelty are starting to surface. [Warning! Not for the faint of heart or children.]
Evil Bible
Murder, infanticide, human sacrifice, rape, slavery, and much much more.
Peace, Progress, and the Market
What would grocery stores be like if they were stocked according to pressure group politics?
This Week on Craigslist: Momsie's Lezzing it Up
Drunk dialing for lesbians on Craigslist.
Canadian Supreme Court Strikes Down Property Rights
"Parliament has the right to expropriate property, even without compensation, if it has made its intention clear and, in s. 5.1(4), Parliament's expropriative intent is clear and unambiguous."
The Pagan Kids' Grove
Samhain and pentacles for the little tykes. Now with retina-destroying web design!
Parents Proud to Sell 'Sexy' Child as Model
"With her long tresses, heroin-chic eye make-up and sexy stare, Morgan presents like any other magazine model - except on her birth certificate." She's 8 years old, by the way.
Teens Imprisoned in Filth, Police Say
Two teenagers had been boarded up in their rooms in a Florida mobile home.
Cancer Patient Sues Doctors Who Removed Genitals
He went in for bladder surgery, and came out without his frank and beans.
Men Choose Sleep Over Sex
Hey! Speak for youself, buddy!
Man Charged With Sexual Abuse of Horse
Icky.
Russian Mother Wants Son to Stay in Guantanamo
Conditions at the US detainment facility in Gitmo are much better than in the typical Russian prison, so she wants him to stay.
Mississippi Man to Pay for Destroying Marriage
A $175,000 Alienation of Affection award.
Woman Confesses to Performing Sex Acts on 5-year-old
Equal opportunity sickos. Ah. Florida.
Snake Charmer: Men's Underwear
Update: the Japanese are still weird.
Becoming a Eunuch
Guys, after reading this you won't be able to uncross your legs for an hour, but it's still a lot less awful than the Nullo's Story.
The Mustard Museum
Whoa. I have mustard?
Internet Explorer 5 and 6 Restrictions
How to make MSIE marginally secure.
Sodium Party
What happens when you throw a big chunk of metallic sodium into a lake? Find out. here.
Glass Pipes and Bongs
For tobacco use only. Right.
Taking Your Mate for a Ride
The Zeus Bug provides a model for making men happy: she feeds him, carries him around, and gives him all the sex he wants.
Baby From Dead Husband's Sperm
Note: the sperm in question was collected after he was dead.
Meat Shake
It's food, not masturbation.
Japanese Enjoy Deep Roots of Their Obsession With Sex
"Sashimi" originally meant "deep tongue kissing." Oh, and there's something in there about a porn star with two vaginas as well.
The Traffic Cone Preservation Society
Because traffic cones help us in so many ways. Adopt your own.
And finally, in honor of the California governor's race:
Yes, that's Gary Coleman.
Why Can't the Democrats Seem to Get It Together? - Jane Galt
Short answer: insularity.
Hay-zooks
Welcome to Jesux: the Linux distribution that will not lead you into temptation. [props to katie_ah]
LEDtronics
LED lighting products for every imaginable application.
100 Worst Groaners
A list of all the worst stupid phrases that show up in newscasts and newswriting.
New Penis Grown on Boy's Arm
He lost his when he made the mistake of pissing on an electrical wire, so doctors are growing him a new one.
Anti-masturbation Equipment
Pitt & Johnson's specialty catalogue.
Car Living
Handy tips for taking up residence in an automobile.
Uday Videos
Video footage of Uday Hussein's cruelty are starting to surface. [Warning! Not for the faint of heart or children.]
Evil Bible
Murder, infanticide, human sacrifice, rape, slavery, and much much more.
Peace, Progress, and the Market
What would grocery stores be like if they were stocked according to pressure group politics?
This Week on Craigslist: Momsie's Lezzing it Up
Drunk dialing for lesbians on Craigslist.
Canadian Supreme Court Strikes Down Property Rights
"Parliament has the right to expropriate property, even without compensation, if it has made its intention clear and, in s. 5.1(4), Parliament's expropriative intent is clear and unambiguous."
The Pagan Kids' Grove
Samhain and pentacles for the little tykes. Now with retina-destroying web design!
Parents Proud to Sell 'Sexy' Child as Model
"With her long tresses, heroin-chic eye make-up and sexy stare, Morgan presents like any other magazine model - except on her birth certificate." She's 8 years old, by the way.
Teens Imprisoned in Filth, Police Say
Two teenagers had been boarded up in their rooms in a Florida mobile home.
Cancer Patient Sues Doctors Who Removed Genitals
He went in for bladder surgery, and came out without his frank and beans.
Men Choose Sleep Over Sex
Hey! Speak for youself, buddy!
Man Charged With Sexual Abuse of Horse
Icky.
Russian Mother Wants Son to Stay in Guantanamo
Conditions at the US detainment facility in Gitmo are much better than in the typical Russian prison, so she wants him to stay.
Mississippi Man to Pay for Destroying Marriage
A $175,000 Alienation of Affection award.
Woman Confesses to Performing Sex Acts on 5-year-old
Equal opportunity sickos. Ah. Florida.
Snake Charmer: Men's Underwear
Update: the Japanese are still weird.
Becoming a Eunuch
Guys, after reading this you won't be able to uncross your legs for an hour, but it's still a lot less awful than the Nullo's Story.
The Mustard Museum
Whoa. I have mustard?
Internet Explorer 5 and 6 Restrictions
How to make MSIE marginally secure.
Sodium Party
What happens when you throw a big chunk of metallic sodium into a lake? Find out. here.
Glass Pipes and Bongs
For tobacco use only. Right.
Taking Your Mate for a Ride
The Zeus Bug provides a model for making men happy: she feeds him, carries him around, and gives him all the sex he wants.
Baby From Dead Husband's Sperm
Note: the sperm in question was collected after he was dead.
Meat Shake
It's food, not masturbation.
Japanese Enjoy Deep Roots of Their Obsession With Sex
"Sashimi" originally meant "deep tongue kissing." Oh, and there's something in there about a porn star with two vaginas as well.
The Traffic Cone Preservation Society
Because traffic cones help us in so many ways. Adopt your own.
And finally, in honor of the California governor's race:
Yes, that's Gary Coleman.