Rectal Foreign BodiesOh! That's not right! (image is of a live artillery shell)
RIAA Will Take 2191.78 Years to Sue EveryoneThat's how long it would take them to issue 60 million subpeonas to all the file sharers out there.
Dalai Lama Misses Sex, Shoots GunsAnd he could kick your karma back into last week.
Dannii Sparks Dance CrazeIn the middle of a concert, singer Dannii Minogue starts gesturing and hopping around wildly, starting a new dance craze. Turns out she was trying to direct the crowd's attention to a sinking boat behind them.
Hyperactivity 'just high spirits'Most diagnoses of childhood behavioral problems are the result of lazy psychologists and bad parenting. Duh.
Human Spontaneous Involuntary InvisibilityI feel like this all the time when talking to contractors.
Long-Haired MenAnd the women who love them. Linked especially for
lemonlye RandomNope, it's not the home of the followers of Ayn. Rather, it's a utility for the generation of truly random numbers.
Knights of the Ku Klux Klan: Youth CorpsFor those who are still small enough to fit under twin-sized sheets.
Cool Japanese ToysUpdate: the Japanese are still weird.
Pirates Put Antarctic Sea Life in JeopardyPengiuns and Tootfish! Yarrrrr!
Woman Walks Away After 40 meter PlungeMan, those Australian chicks are tough.
The Hundred Years' War Rages On In UkraineIt's rather comforting to know that Americans are not the only ones who have odd subcultures like this.
I Work With FoolsHear the stories of people just ... like ... you.
Moderate Democrats Warn Party on 2004 Prospects"If we want to govern, we have to offer the American people more than just nostalgia and more than just criticism."
Found MagazineThe Journal of Random Stuff People Leave All Over the Place. [props to
ten_fifteen]
The Church of the Skeptical BrotherhoodIn case the
Universal Life Church is too touchy-feely for you.
Real Ultimate PowerNo word yet on whether or not they also teach high-speed pizza delivery.
Is America Becoming Fascist? - Adbusters
Yes, but not for the reasons indicated in the article.
Anthrocon 2003In all the months I've been doing SHL, I have so far resisted the urge to provide a 'Furry' link. Today, with this beatiful piece of weirdness, I fall off the wagon. (
evelynne, this says the convention was in Philadelphia...)
Delta SundancersI don't know about Canada, but I'm pretty sure this would be considered child abuse in the USA.
Islamic TruthProof positive that fundamentalist insanity is not unique to the American Bible Belt.
Butch FTMThese ladies are getting in touch with their inner asshole redneck. Now with poetry!
Fucking, AustriaThat's pronounced "fooking." That must be the most-stolen road sign of all time.
Non-Existing 404 Not Found PageThe error page you are looking for does not exist.
SuckramentoSacramento sucks.
The Price of Nice"I am out to prove once and for all that nice guys truly finish last and prove to myself that women are a lost cause in the realms of romance and love."
Tight Ties Could Damage EyesightCinch up that necktie and give yourself glaucoma.
Disciplinarian Lays the Smackdown on KidsHe's invented a special stick for beating them without leaving a mark.
Christian AnswersFor instance:
Where did Cain's wife come from? (check out the picture with Adam in fig leaf surf shorts)
Base AngerThe secret to Howard Dean's support among the Democratic base appears to be that he's just madder at George W. Bush than anybody else.
Stasis v. Dynamism - Sonia Arrison (TCS)
"The battle over how to stop online piracy of music and movies has thus far demonstrated a classic struggle between the static, institutionalized thinking of dinosaur-like entertainment companies and innovative, forward-looking technology firms."
Salzburg Statue Not Fit For A PrinceIt's got a two-foot-long hardon, and Prince Charles is all hot and bothered about it.
Richard SandrakThis little kid could kick your ass.
Kollaboration DanceThe guy in orange doesn't appear to have any bones. Kewl!