Shiny Happy Links for July 29, 2003
Rectal Foreign Bodies
Oh! That's not right! (image is of a live artillery shell)
RIAA Will Take 2191.78 Years to Sue Everyone
That's how long it would take them to issue 60 million subpeonas to all the file sharers out there.
Dalai Lama Misses Sex, Shoots Guns
And he could kick your karma back into last week.
Dannii Sparks Dance Craze
In the middle of a concert, singer Dannii Minogue starts gesturing and hopping around wildly, starting a new dance craze. Turns out she was trying to direct the crowd's attention to a sinking boat behind them.
Hyperactivity 'just high spirits'
Most diagnoses of childhood behavioral problems are the result of lazy psychologists and bad parenting. Duh.
Human Spontaneous Involuntary Invisibility
I feel like this all the time when talking to contractors.
Long-Haired Men
And the women who love them. Linked especially for lemonlye
Random
Nope, it's not the home of the followers of Ayn. Rather, it's a utility for the generation of truly random numbers.
Knights of the Ku Klux Klan: Youth Corps
For those who are still small enough to fit under twin-sized sheets.
Cool Japanese Toys
Update: the Japanese are still weird.
Pirates Put Antarctic Sea Life in Jeopardy
Pengiuns and Tootfish! Yarrrrr!
Woman Walks Away After 40 meter Plunge
Man, those Australian chicks are tough.
The Hundred Years' War Rages On In Ukraine
It's rather comforting to know that Americans are not the only ones who have odd subcultures like this.
I Work With Fools
Hear the stories of people just ... like ... you.
Moderate Democrats Warn Party on 2004 Prospects
"If we want to govern, we have to offer the American people more than just nostalgia and more than just criticism."
Found Magazine
The Journal of Random Stuff People Leave All Over the Place. [props to ten_fifteen]
The Church of the Skeptical Brotherhood
In case the Universal Life Church is too touchy-feely for you.
Real Ultimate Power
No word yet on whether or not they also teach high-speed pizza delivery.
Is America Becoming Fascist? - Adbusters
Yes, but not for the reasons indicated in the article.
Anthrocon 2003
In all the months I've been doing SHL, I have so far resisted the urge to provide a 'Furry' link. Today, with this beatiful piece of weirdness, I fall off the wagon. (evelynne, this says the convention was in Philadelphia...)
Delta Sundancers
I don't know about Canada, but I'm pretty sure this would be considered child abuse in the USA.
Islamic Truth
Proof positive that fundamentalist insanity is not unique to the American Bible Belt.
Butch FTM
These ladies are getting in touch with their inner asshole redneck. Now with poetry!
Fucking, Austria
That's pronounced "fooking." That must be the most-stolen road sign of all time.
Non-Existing 404 Not Found Page
The error page you are looking for does not exist.
Suckramento
Sacramento sucks.
The Price of Nice
"I am out to prove once and for all that nice guys truly finish last and prove to myself that women are a lost cause in the realms of romance and love."
Tight Ties Could Damage Eyesight
Cinch up that necktie and give yourself glaucoma.
Disciplinarian Lays the Smackdown on Kids
He's invented a special stick for beating them without leaving a mark.
Christian Answers
For instance: Where did Cain's wife come from? (check out the picture with Adam in fig leaf surf shorts)
Base Anger
The secret to Howard Dean's support among the Democratic base appears to be that he's just madder at George W. Bush than anybody else.
Stasis v. Dynamism - Sonia Arrison (TCS)
"The battle over how to stop online piracy of music and movies has thus far demonstrated a classic struggle between the static, institutionalized thinking of dinosaur-like entertainment companies and innovative, forward-looking technology firms."
Salzburg Statue Not Fit For A Prince
It's got a two-foot-long hardon, and Prince Charles is all hot and bothered about it.
Richard Sandrak
This little kid could kick your ass.
Kollaboration Dance
The guy in orange doesn't appear to have any bones. Kewl!
Oh! That's not right! (image is of a live artillery shell)
RIAA Will Take 2191.78 Years to Sue Everyone
That's how long it would take them to issue 60 million subpeonas to all the file sharers out there.
Dalai Lama Misses Sex, Shoots Guns
And he could kick your karma back into last week.
Dannii Sparks Dance Craze
In the middle of a concert, singer Dannii Minogue starts gesturing and hopping around wildly, starting a new dance craze. Turns out she was trying to direct the crowd's attention to a sinking boat behind them.
Hyperactivity 'just high spirits'
Most diagnoses of childhood behavioral problems are the result of lazy psychologists and bad parenting. Duh.
Human Spontaneous Involuntary Invisibility
I feel like this all the time when talking to contractors.
Long-Haired Men
And the women who love them. Linked especially for lemonlye
Random
Nope, it's not the home of the followers of Ayn. Rather, it's a utility for the generation of truly random numbers.
Knights of the Ku Klux Klan: Youth Corps
For those who are still small enough to fit under twin-sized sheets.
Cool Japanese Toys
Update: the Japanese are still weird.
Pirates Put Antarctic Sea Life in Jeopardy
Pengiuns and Tootfish! Yarrrrr!
Woman Walks Away After 40 meter Plunge
Man, those Australian chicks are tough.
The Hundred Years' War Rages On In Ukraine
It's rather comforting to know that Americans are not the only ones who have odd subcultures like this.
I Work With Fools
Hear the stories of people just ... like ... you.
Moderate Democrats Warn Party on 2004 Prospects
"If we want to govern, we have to offer the American people more than just nostalgia and more than just criticism."
Found Magazine
The Journal of Random Stuff People Leave All Over the Place. [props to ten_fifteen]
The Church of the Skeptical Brotherhood
In case the Universal Life Church is too touchy-feely for you.
Real Ultimate Power
No word yet on whether or not they also teach high-speed pizza delivery.
Is America Becoming Fascist? - Adbusters
Yes, but not for the reasons indicated in the article.
Anthrocon 2003
In all the months I've been doing SHL, I have so far resisted the urge to provide a 'Furry' link. Today, with this beatiful piece of weirdness, I fall off the wagon. (evelynne, this says the convention was in Philadelphia...)
Delta Sundancers
I don't know about Canada, but I'm pretty sure this would be considered child abuse in the USA.
Islamic Truth
Proof positive that fundamentalist insanity is not unique to the American Bible Belt.
Butch FTM
These ladies are getting in touch with their inner asshole redneck. Now with poetry!
Fucking, Austria
That's pronounced "fooking." That must be the most-stolen road sign of all time.
Non-Existing 404 Not Found Page
The error page you are looking for does not exist.
Suckramento
Sacramento sucks.
The Price of Nice
"I am out to prove once and for all that nice guys truly finish last and prove to myself that women are a lost cause in the realms of romance and love."
Tight Ties Could Damage Eyesight
Cinch up that necktie and give yourself glaucoma.
Disciplinarian Lays the Smackdown on Kids
He's invented a special stick for beating them without leaving a mark.
Christian Answers
For instance: Where did Cain's wife come from? (check out the picture with Adam in fig leaf surf shorts)
Base Anger
The secret to Howard Dean's support among the Democratic base appears to be that he's just madder at George W. Bush than anybody else.
Stasis v. Dynamism - Sonia Arrison (TCS)
"The battle over how to stop online piracy of music and movies has thus far demonstrated a classic struggle between the static, institutionalized thinking of dinosaur-like entertainment companies and innovative, forward-looking technology firms."
Salzburg Statue Not Fit For A Prince
It's got a two-foot-long hardon, and Prince Charles is all hot and bothered about it.
Richard Sandrak
This little kid could kick your ass.
Kollaboration Dance
The guy in orange doesn't appear to have any bones. Kewl!