I've been in meetings almost all day today, and am headed right back into it momentarily. Hence, today's SHL is somewhat abbreviated.
Uday and Qusay are DeadTwo down, one to go.
University Robot Ruled Too ScaryAn experimental robotic device that tracks human emotion responses and responds to them has been deemed much too scary for people under 18 years of age to interact with without parental permission. Actually, it looks just like the Terminator, but with blue eyes.
The Top 4 Ugliest Cars on the Road - Maddox
Personally, I think the Pontiac Ass-tek is way uglier than a Subaru Baja. Inexplicably, the New Beetle is not included on this list.
Holding His Severed Head in Place, Man Defies DeathNot only did he hold his nearly completely severed head in place, he drove to the hospital. This dude totally beats the Colorado hiker who cut off his own arm.
Sasebo Girls Welcome Seamen With Open LegsUpdate: the Japanese are horny.
Presidents Can Be Shy TooPsychoanalyzing the occupants of the oval office.
Scooter Death"It is the year 2000, the world has become overrun with dickheads on fold-away scooters."
Modern Drunkard MagazineThe lost art of the bender.
WorldometersYou are simply a meaningless, unimportant cog in the vast mechanism of the universe.
The Decking CrewIncluding the Nerd Condominium.
Updated Deviance MapWhat're your coordinates, baby? (Will somebody please explain to me why the "toy boats" fetish is listed as exclusively female, and just exactly what it is, anyway?)
Cat TrackConclusive evidence that Flash animation ought to be banned.
Clinton Haters Look to Mock His LibraryLook. I know the guy was a lying sack of shit and probably one of the worst presidents we've ever had, but this is still in questionable taste.
60 Percent of Women Get Lap DancesSurvey results also indicate 62 percent of women would choose the tall man over the midget if they had to date a circus freak (with 2 percent saying they'd go for the bearded lady).
Reaching the Lost!"Sharing the gospel of Jesus through surveys."
Mr. Blair's DispensationAn interesting article that I have to link simply so I can deliver the following quote: "The wogs still start at Calais, and Blair threw a gauntlet at their feet."