Shiny Happy Links for July 22, 2003
I've been in meetings almost all day today, and am headed right back into it momentarily. Hence, today's SHL is somewhat abbreviated.
Uday and Qusay are Dead
Two down, one to go.
University Robot Ruled Too Scary
An experimental robotic device that tracks human emotion responses and responds to them has been deemed much too scary for people under 18 years of age to interact with without parental permission. Actually, it looks just like the Terminator, but with blue eyes.
The Top 4 Ugliest Cars on the Road - Maddox
Personally, I think the Pontiac Ass-tek is way uglier than a Subaru Baja. Inexplicably, the New Beetle is not included on this list.
Holding His Severed Head in Place, Man Defies Death
Not only did he hold his nearly completely severed head in place, he drove to the hospital. This dude totally beats the Colorado hiker who cut off his own arm.
Sasebo Girls Welcome Seamen With Open Legs
Update: the Japanese are horny.
Presidents Can Be Shy Too
Psychoanalyzing the occupants of the oval office.
Scooter Death
"It is the year 2000, the world has become overrun with dickheads on fold-away scooters."
Modern Drunkard Magazine
The lost art of the bender.
Worldometers
You are simply a meaningless, unimportant cog in the vast mechanism of the universe.
The Decking Crew
Including the Nerd Condominium.
Updated Deviance Map
What're your coordinates, baby? (Will somebody please explain to me why the "toy boats" fetish is listed as exclusively female, and just exactly what it is, anyway?)
Cat Track
Conclusive evidence that Flash animation ought to be banned.
Clinton Haters Look to Mock His Library
Look. I know the guy was a lying sack of shit and probably one of the worst presidents we've ever had, but this is still in questionable taste.
60 Percent of Women Get Lap Dances
Survey results also indicate 62 percent of women would choose the tall man over the midget if they had to date a circus freak (with 2 percent saying they'd go for the bearded lady).
Reaching the Lost!
"Sharing the gospel of Jesus through surveys."
Mr. Blair's Dispensation
An interesting article that I have to link simply so I can deliver the following quote: "The wogs still start at Calais, and Blair threw a gauntlet at their feet."
Uday and Qusay are Dead
Two down, one to go.
University Robot Ruled Too Scary
An experimental robotic device that tracks human emotion responses and responds to them has been deemed much too scary for people under 18 years of age to interact with without parental permission. Actually, it looks just like the Terminator, but with blue eyes.
The Top 4 Ugliest Cars on the Road - Maddox
Personally, I think the Pontiac Ass-tek is way uglier than a Subaru Baja. Inexplicably, the New Beetle is not included on this list.
Holding His Severed Head in Place, Man Defies Death
Not only did he hold his nearly completely severed head in place, he drove to the hospital. This dude totally beats the Colorado hiker who cut off his own arm.
Sasebo Girls Welcome Seamen With Open Legs
Update: the Japanese are horny.
Presidents Can Be Shy Too
Psychoanalyzing the occupants of the oval office.
Scooter Death
"It is the year 2000, the world has become overrun with dickheads on fold-away scooters."
Modern Drunkard Magazine
The lost art of the bender.
Worldometers
You are simply a meaningless, unimportant cog in the vast mechanism of the universe.
The Decking Crew
Including the Nerd Condominium.
Updated Deviance Map
What're your coordinates, baby? (Will somebody please explain to me why the "toy boats" fetish is listed as exclusively female, and just exactly what it is, anyway?)
Cat Track
Conclusive evidence that Flash animation ought to be banned.
Clinton Haters Look to Mock His Library
Look. I know the guy was a lying sack of shit and probably one of the worst presidents we've ever had, but this is still in questionable taste.
60 Percent of Women Get Lap Dances
Survey results also indicate 62 percent of women would choose the tall man over the midget if they had to date a circus freak (with 2 percent saying they'd go for the bearded lady).
Reaching the Lost!
"Sharing the gospel of Jesus through surveys."
Mr. Blair's Dispensation
An interesting article that I have to link simply so I can deliver the following quote: "The wogs still start at Calais, and Blair threw a gauntlet at their feet."