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[shinyhampster]

adiktd2thshindig: OH EM GEE

adiktd2thshindig: I swear she wants to be unhappy!
ChameDragon: you wanna be unhappy? HUH DO YA? well FINE! Here, heres a nice case of chlymidyghonnosyphilAIDs
ChameDragon: NOW you can be unhappy
adiktd2thshindig: LOL!!!!!!
ChameDragon: you'll also be dead soon
ChameDragon: fucking kangaroos
adiktd2thshindig: LOL!!!
adiktd2thshindig: i heart you like waoh

///////////////////////later in the same conversation////////////////////////////////
ChameDragon: its not a magic pill you know
adiktd2thshindig: i'll show YOU a majic pill....
ChameDragon: hrem
adiktd2thshindig: lol
adiktd2thshindig: ...cough...
adiktd2thshindig: *chirp*
ChameDragon: *SQAAAAK*
adiktd2thshindig: you know its a REALLY bad show when you can hear crickets farting in the back row
ChameDragon: unless its a cricket audience who are stunned silent by your BRILLIANT performance
ChameDragon: howbout them apples, huh?
adiktd2thshindig: i was watcing this show on VH1
adiktd2thshindig: and it was "nelly: the search for ms. applebottom"
ChameDragon: wow thats unique
adiktd2thshindig: ya, i watched queer eye instead
adiktd2thshindig: with the kazongas
ChameDragon: aww gee
ChameDragon: and miss the epic glory>
ChameDragon: ?
adiktd2thshindig: damit
adiktd2thshindig: all the glory of the epicness
ChameDragon: who can resist?!
adiktd2thshindig: *raises hand* ooh ooh! I know i know! pick me!!
ChameDragon: yes little jimmy
adiktd2thshindig: I CAN RESIST THE GLORYNESS OF THE EPIC!!!
ChameDragon: no, you can't
ChameDragon: you are obviously retarded
adiktd2thshindig: ...oh..
ChameDragon: go to the short bus
adiktd2thshindig: dang.
ChameDragon: you will recieve your drool catcher in the mail in approxamately 5-7 business days
ChameDragon: :-D
ChameDragon: but, thankfully, you aren't poor retarded lil jimmy
ChameDragon: so all is good

I love my sister like woah. for serious!