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Out of boredom I went to Wal-mart yesterday. Wandered around a bit. Picked up a few items I needed, or wanted. Then I found myself in the "Self Tanner" section. I was faced with a tough decision. Let me give you some background info. For those of you that know me, many of you do. You might notice how un-godly pale I am. My skin has not seen the sun unprotected in quite sometime now. Well if you did notice, you're more than likely too polite to tell me so. But no, Not the ladies at my work. You know, the ones who fake tan so much their skin is starting to resemble leather. Well those ladies will tell me i'm pasty no matter what season. I just don't get it? Anyways back to my extremely boring story (shut up. You like it). So I stand in front of these $6 bottles of tan in a can and think.. "Do I really want to waste my time and money on this shit? Just to get some old crabs to shut up?" No way.
If you will like me better, only because I'm tan, you can Suck it.
With that Said.. I'm in the bestest mood! It's practically Summer! Even tho I work the same amount all though the year, I feel more relaxed. Like i'm on summer vacation, but defiantly not.