So lonely
No offense meant to Ted, who is really a fun guy and terrific company, but sometimes, one just misses the companionship of her best mates, you know? Sparrow? Raven? Phoenix? Are you out there, girls? I feel like we haven't talked in ages and I know that's my own fault for spending so much time with Ted and studying and everything, but... I really miss you guys. Come find me? Of course, I completely understand if you've not even missed me with your exciting busy lives and don't want to talk to your fat, stupid friend old friend who is no longer necessary to you...
And give me a few minutes' notice so I can Glamour myself within an inch of my life to hide this Merlin-awful growing mound in my belly.
You guys are the best, really! How could a girl have better friends than you? Oh, Merlin, now I'm going to cry...
And give me a few minutes' notice so I can Glamour myself within an inch of my life to hide this Merlin-awful growing mound in my belly.
You guys are the best, really! How could a girl have better friends than you? Oh, Merlin, now I'm going to cry...