PIGS PIGS PIGS!!!

[shinyblackstar]

Really, I'm grateful to have a place to live. I really am. And I adore Ted's mother, and I will never be able to thank her enough for all she's done to help me learn to cook and manage a household... But there are limits

Comments

[social_graces]

Of course she has no taste, she's muggle, isn't she?

[shinyblackstar]

She has taste, she just has this one strange quirk. It's not as though you haven't got strange quirks yourself, you know. Everyone has.

[social_graces]

Of course. Like that one you have where you sleep with pigs.

[shinyblackstar]

I don't sleep with pigs, Narcissa. We don't even keep pigs. They're just decorations.

[social_graces]

Oh I'm sorry. I hadn't meant to use the plural.

[shinyblackstar]

Very, very funny. With wit like that, I can't imagine why you're still single.

[lesserprewett]

Because your sister has the misfortune to attend a school where men like your husband and his friends run rampant, and they're no where near up to par with her.