Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports
I tried to imagine it. Then I remembered I'm not 12.
INSTEAD what I imagined is that I take a few simple bits of sharpened wood and kill the ENTIRE Cullen family along with Bella Swan, thus saving myself...nay...the world from their horror any longer.
P.S. In this imagination, Edward Cullen pleads like a little bitch, then whines when his mascara runs as he weeps tears of death. Also, Bella was already cutting on herself so she wasn't that hard. Really, in my imagination, killing *vegatarian* emo vampires and a depressed emo girl isn't that difficult. Just satisfying.
I hate you, Stephanie Meyer.
INSTEAD what I imagined is that I take a few simple bits of sharpened wood and kill the ENTIRE Cullen family along with Bella Swan, thus saving myself...nay...the world from their horror any longer.
P.S. In this imagination, Edward Cullen pleads like a little bitch, then whines when his mascara runs as he weeps tears of death. Also, Bella was already cutting on herself so she wasn't that hard. Really, in my imagination, killing *vegatarian* emo vampires and a depressed emo girl isn't that difficult. Just satisfying.
I hate you, Stephanie Meyer.