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THE PAIN!!
I have finally been able to barely tolerate the pain of these knee-SWEET JESUS MY LEGS-tops because a certain sexy man has stolen my poetry. James bent over in the shower this morning and I have to say I admired James' smooth... erm ... Lower Regions. Not that I-ARGH! THIS IS PURE TORTURE. I WILL PERSONALLY CASTRATE THE PERSON WHO INVENTED KNEETOPS WITH MY TEETH.
In other news, I might be willing to be Narcissa's bondage model if she would be willing to do something for me in return...
MERLIN! I'm throwing the kneetop away. I can feel scars BURNING. You shall die Sirius Black. Die for stealing Poe and making me consider using this THING.
I have finally been able to barely tolerate the pain of these knee-SWEET JESUS MY LEGS-tops because a certain sexy man has stolen my poetry. James bent over in the shower this morning and I have to say I admired James' smooth... erm ... Lower Regions. Not that I-ARGH! THIS IS PURE TORTURE. I WILL PERSONALLY CASTRATE THE PERSON WHO INVENTED KNEETOPS WITH MY TEETH.
In other news, I might be willing to be Narcissa's bondage model if she would be willing to do something for me in return...
MERLIN! I'm throwing the kneetop away. I can feel scars BURNING. You shall die Sirius Black. Die for stealing Poe and making me consider using this THING.