Random Post is Random

Jun 21, 2012 12:33

Let's go. Random, go!

-I think Anders was in my dream last night. Dude, you are not Awakenings!Anders, so go away. Especially since you mentioned you're good at bombs. D:< If Anders is gonna show up in my dreams, it better by sans Justice and for kinky sex. Okay? Okay.

-Ohgod, I have juror duty in less than a week. Where did most of June go? I'm such a lazy bum.

-Italy got through their block, good news. Bad news? Fuuuuuuck, we're gonna play England. Ah well. At least we're not Greece. They got Germany. They're a bit fucked. No offense to any Greece fans, but fuuuuuucked. >>;;

-Not fair France got through, really. I mean, Sweden and The Bitch (this is what I call Ibrahimovic, captain of the Sweden team becaaaaaause he's on AC Milan) took them down quite soundly on the way out, 2-0.

-I made these jelly shots, which are like jello shots but solid enough to pick up. It was supposed to be a Fuzzy Navel, but I accidentally Sex on the Beach. XD

-...it took me more effort NOT to put a verb in that last sentence, even though that's the meme.

-I promised to bring my little cousin to see Avengers, and what does he do? Goes and sees it without me. I've been cheated on. *faux sob*

-Ohman, my cousin has started something. I'm not allowed to talk about all that drama, alas. I only got permission to rant to Bek. Not that my mama could find my LJ, but I'm me, so I'd out myself because I'm a terrible liar. XD

-I'm trying to beat DA2 again for a fic, but man, it feels like work. >>;; I just wanna play Origins again. And that one is definitely longer than DA2. And I feel like I'm only comfortable when Hawke has a penis. And my Warden must have a vag. Mostly. >>;;

like i need another obsession, calling shenanigans, calcio/soccer/world cup awesome, grammar nazi times, gaming, family, dreams, random

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