Hetalia Fanfic: Adventure in America's King of ME Mall
Title: Adventure in America's King of ME Mall
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): Prussia, mentions of Italy, Germany, and America
Pairing(s): implied Prussia/America
Word Count: 620
Genre: humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: I wrote this a few days ago to make myself feel better after a horrid morning of awful. I saw the KoP mall and was like, heeeey, I can get my miffed off-ness on about the lack of bookstores in the mall now. >>;; Prompt: "Prussia/America, There’s a King of Prussia mall in Pennsylvania (and it's the largest mall in the nation). Make of that what you will. I just really wanna see more of the awesome pairing D:" Prussia writes a blog. (Here's a map of the mall. They started in the Court, upstairs in the Pavilion and ended upstairs in the Plaza near Sears. XD)
Link: Hetalia Kink Meme
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Blog of the Awesome Me: Day 173,137
Adventure in America's King of ME Mall
Yo, readers! There was an AWESOME adventure to be had today. Apparently, America fell love with me. Heh, I know. That's not hard to do. I'm that awesome. He named an area in Pennsylvania after Old Fritz then made the biggest mall in him there! Why the hell didn't I know about this until now!? It was my favorite king! And America really should have told the awesome me how enamored he was with me. We could have-
...shut up, I'm still on topic, assholes! TOTALLY. ON. TOPIC! Hmph. Ungrateful readers.
So, America being so in love with me, he decided since it was his turn to host the world meeting would have it in a newly vacated space in the King of Prussia court. He was obviously finally professing his love for me! Heh, he even knew I'd crash the meeting. He's cute like that.
Then some shit happened. Booooring. Well, other than West pitching a magnificent fit. He found out the space we were using used to be some bookstore, and now that it had closed, there were no more bookstores in the mall. Pfffft, West and his books. It's the computer age! Books are obsolete. Even the awesome me has converted all my journals into blogs! He needs to get with the times. ...and read my blog, like all you almost-as-awesome-as-me people! He'd pitch fits more often, and I have some quality entertainment around here!
Oh yeah, then America started talking to Italy and mentioned there was a 'Tuscany' restaurant and gelato downstairs, so the whole meeting went to hell. It was great! West's face was turning colors 'cause little Ita was all: “Paaaaaaaaasta~” and “Gelaaaaaaaaato~” West can't so no to Ita! Kesesese...
Then meeting was definitely over because we all ended up wandering the two malls. Yeah, you heard me, TWO. The awesome me said the court was tiny, and that it was no way awesome enough to be named after MY Old Fritz. That got America all riled up. It's definitely a sight to see. He grabbed my hand, and the awesome me LET him drag me along outside then across the walkway to this HUGE mall.
That was the plaza. Heh, I bet Austria'd get his pansy ass lost in a mall this big, but not the awesome me! ...hey, whaddya mean I had America with me so I couldn't get lost? No! Liars! Slanderers! Get off my blog!
Anyway! Before we left, I could hear Ita wailing. Something like 'che schifo!' I think that means nasty or some shit, so I figure the Italian food wasn't all that Italian. America completely ignored and babbled on as we went into the plaza. Something about some department store. The awesome me decided to tune him out and watch his ass. Great plan!
And you know what? This GREAT PLAN got me laid and fulfilled all of America's 'American Dreams,' if you know what I mean. Where did we do it, you ask? Ha! I don't fuck and tell. ...except there was this store called Spencer's, and America totally called rank, so we got the whole store to ourselves. Heh, there were some fun toys and handcuffs and books. Maybe I should bring West one of the ones I got... Bet he'd like to spice things up with Ita. Kesesese...
The awesome me is logging off to bring West the 'Position Sex Bible'! I'll blog tomorrow about what colors West turns!
~The Awesome Prussia
Gilbert hit post with a grin of satisfaction before grabbing the aforementioned dirty book and bounded up the stairs. “Oi, West! I've got a present for you!”
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A/N: I live near the KoP mall, so here's a few references. One, as of about a week ago, there are no longer any bookstores in the KoP mall. It's saddening that BOTH Borders closed, and the big one in the court is going to be an Old Navy now. (That's where they had their world meeting, by the way.) Two, there's a place called Tuscany something. I like the food and gelato okay, but it's been years since I last had real from Italy Italian food and gelato, so I'm guessing it wouldn't be up to snuff.
Also, I looked it up. The King of Prussia area (where the KoP mall is located) WAS named after Old Fritz. XD Learned something new. Also, KoP IS the biggest mall in America; the Mall of America cheats with an amusement park, while KoP has more retail space. XD (And 'che schifo' is essentially 'disgusting' or 'yuck' in Italian. <3)
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): Prussia, mentions of Italy, Germany, and America
Pairing(s): implied Prussia/America
Word Count: 620
Genre: humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: I wrote this a few days ago to make myself feel better after a horrid morning of awful. I saw the KoP mall and was like, heeeey, I can get my miffed off-ness on about the lack of bookstores in the mall now. >>;; Prompt: "Prussia/America, There’s a King of Prussia mall in Pennsylvania (and it's the largest mall in the nation). Make of that what you will. I just really wanna see more of the awesome pairing D:" Prussia writes a blog. (Here's a map of the mall. They started in the Court, upstairs in the Pavilion and ended upstairs in the Plaza near Sears. XD)
Link: Hetalia Kink Meme
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Blog of the Awesome Me: Day 173,137
Adventure in America's King of ME Mall
Yo, readers! There was an AWESOME adventure to be had today. Apparently, America fell love with me. Heh, I know. That's not hard to do. I'm that awesome. He named an area in Pennsylvania after Old Fritz then made the biggest mall in him there! Why the hell didn't I know about this until now!? It was my favorite king! And America really should have told the awesome me how enamored he was with me. We could have-
...shut up, I'm still on topic, assholes! TOTALLY. ON. TOPIC! Hmph. Ungrateful readers.
So, America being so in love with me, he decided since it was his turn to host the world meeting would have it in a newly vacated space in the King of Prussia court. He was obviously finally professing his love for me! Heh, he even knew I'd crash the meeting. He's cute like that.
Then some shit happened. Booooring. Well, other than West pitching a magnificent fit. He found out the space we were using used to be some bookstore, and now that it had closed, there were no more bookstores in the mall. Pfffft, West and his books. It's the computer age! Books are obsolete. Even the awesome me has converted all my journals into blogs! He needs to get with the times. ...and read my blog, like all you almost-as-awesome-as-me people! He'd pitch fits more often, and I have some quality entertainment around here!
Oh yeah, then America started talking to Italy and mentioned there was a 'Tuscany' restaurant and gelato downstairs, so the whole meeting went to hell. It was great! West's face was turning colors 'cause little Ita was all: “Paaaaaaaaasta~” and “Gelaaaaaaaaato~” West can't so no to Ita! Kesesese...
Then meeting was definitely over because we all ended up wandering the two malls. Yeah, you heard me, TWO. The awesome me said the court was tiny, and that it was no way awesome enough to be named after MY Old Fritz. That got America all riled up. It's definitely a sight to see. He grabbed my hand, and the awesome me LET him drag me along outside then across the walkway to this HUGE mall.
That was the plaza. Heh, I bet Austria'd get his pansy ass lost in a mall this big, but not the awesome me! ...hey, whaddya mean I had America with me so I couldn't get lost? No! Liars! Slanderers! Get off my blog!
Anyway! Before we left, I could hear Ita wailing. Something like 'che schifo!' I think that means nasty or some shit, so I figure the Italian food wasn't all that Italian. America completely ignored and babbled on as we went into the plaza. Something about some department store. The awesome me decided to tune him out and watch his ass. Great plan!
And you know what? This GREAT PLAN got me laid and fulfilled all of America's 'American Dreams,' if you know what I mean. Where did we do it, you ask? Ha! I don't fuck and tell. ...except there was this store called Spencer's, and America totally called rank, so we got the whole store to ourselves. Heh, there were some fun toys and handcuffs and books. Maybe I should bring West one of the ones I got... Bet he'd like to spice things up with Ita. Kesesese...
The awesome me is logging off to bring West the 'Position Sex Bible'! I'll blog tomorrow about what colors West turns!
~The Awesome Prussia
Gilbert hit post with a grin of satisfaction before grabbing the aforementioned dirty book and bounded up the stairs. “Oi, West! I've got a present for you!”
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A/N: I live near the KoP mall, so here's a few references. One, as of about a week ago, there are no longer any bookstores in the KoP mall. It's saddening that BOTH Borders closed, and the big one in the court is going to be an Old Navy now. (That's where they had their world meeting, by the way.) Two, there's a place called Tuscany something. I like the food and gelato okay, but it's been years since I last had real from Italy Italian food and gelato, so I'm guessing it wouldn't be up to snuff.
Also, I looked it up. The King of Prussia area (where the KoP mall is located) WAS named after Old Fritz. XD Learned something new. Also, KoP IS the biggest mall in America; the Mall of America cheats with an amusement park, while KoP has more retail space. XD (And 'che schifo' is essentially 'disgusting' or 'yuck' in Italian. <3)