Title: Tentacles Help 'Leg Cramps'
Fandom: Dissidia
Character(s): Laguna, Cloud of Darkness
Pairing(s): Cloud of Darkness/Laguna
Word Count: 490
Genre: smut
Rating: R/M
Notes: Now, I bring you... Super Self-Indulgent Tentacle Porn! *is shot* SPOILERS for Laguna's chapter in Duodecim. I was a good girl, and didn't give in and name the tentacles. >>;; Laguna gets lost, again, and ends up with another 'leg cramp.' Cloud of Darkness is amused.
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He froze when he felt something wrap around his legs. The leg cramp was imminent, and he knew immediately who was behind him. Laguna glanced over his shoulder to see her, a bored look on her face.
"Why have you wandered back into our territory, human?" she asked, the yellow appendages now nipping at his thighs.
Laguna swallowed hard. "Uhhh, would you believe I got lost?" he asked, a nervous laugh filling the silence that followed.
Cloud of Darkness looked on at him, unamused. "We believe that you have come back for something."
"Really? I have no idEEEA-!" he exclaimed mid-sentence. "Uhh, lady- I mean, ma'am, your uhhh...tentacles are unbuckling my belt...?"
She chuckled darkly in response. "Your 'leg cramp' amuses us," she replied as the sharp, yellow teeth of her two tentacles made quick work of Laguna's pants.
One tentacle wrapped itself around his cock as the other kept him firmly in place, unable to escape her clutches as he bit his lip to keep from gasping at the touch. "That's not-" he began, but when he felt a kiss of teeth scrap dangerously close to his cock, he snapped his mouth shut with a gulp.
“They will not bite...much,” she stated. “I do not control them. They have their own wills. They wish to give you...another 'proper farewell'. Be grateful our whims intersect.”
Laguna bit back a moan, unsure to why this aroused him so. There were tentacle with teeth waaaaaay too close to his cock, but that didn't deter his hard-on in any way. He wasn't going to think what that said about him, and he attempted to keep his eyes closed, lest his eyes wander where they shouldn't. Pissing off the Cloud of Darkness when her tentacle buddies are wrapped around him and his cock was not on his list of things to do ever.
“Human, open your eyes,” Cloud of Darkness commanded.
Eyes snapping open, Laguna found himself scant inches away from having his face buried in her cleavage. All at once, his face flushed at the sight, and the tentacle around his cock squeezed, making his cum splatter against his clothing when his orgasm washed over him. The Cloud of Darkness chuckled, pulling her tentacle companions away, dropping the man to the ground.
“Omph!” he cried, not paying enough attention to really break his fall. “Okay, ow...”
“Do not return again, or we will have a harsher farewell for you,” she told him with a dark look. “Your last warning, human.”
“Yes, ma'am,” he replied, quickly pulling his pants back up as she disappeared into thin air. “Man... Talk about weird positive reinforcement.”
With that, he left that area, and even though he entertained the thought of returning again to see what would happen if he did, Laguna had gotten lost when he tried to return. He figured after that, it was for the best.