I'm not even reading it, and it hurts me...

[shiny_glor_chan]

I'm reading a chapter by chapter review/summary of the Twilight series. It has confirmed my suspicions of this being nothing but absolute garbage and work of fanfiction. She has no plot (which, I can't reprimand her for because I never do either), but it makes me angry that she can't write dialogue OR characterization

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[daggerpen]

LOL. Should I apologize for dropping you the link, Glor? :P

But yeah. Horrible, horrible, misogynistic, racist, ableist, classist, homophobic, generally poorly written Mormon propaganda, and a good 3/4 of the girls my age are fucking obsessed with it. *facepalms*

[tamerlane]

My favorite part is how the character is so smart and has read all of the required reading

yet can only describe edward as ~a sports illustrated model~

[subtlefire]

Oh man, I had this guy's Harry Potter reviews bookmarked to read, and then told myself I had too much on my plate so I deleted it, and now there's this. I can't pass this up, and can't let HP go if I'm reading Twilight reviews, so now I have two things bookmarked. Fuck.

I read Twilight, because everyone else was obsessed with it and on the surface it seemed right up my alley. I had to force myself to finish it, and that never happens. I can read a lot of crap pretty easily. Nope. I know I don't even need to go into it.

[tamerlane]

there's someone on lj that wrote a really good summary of it, too. i'll see if i can find it.

[regalblaze]

Hate to threadjack, but do you possibly mean cleolinda? I remember her having pretty good recaps of Breaking Dawn (I know it was the only way I got through that thing.)

This is a good resource for her stuff.

[tamerlane]

Nope, it was someone else

AND HEY SAICA, 'SUP

[regalblaze]

Ahaha... at least I tried.

LUCY! ♥ What a great surprise. (Aand I may or may not have just added you.:>)

[phoenixofborg]

18 chapters in.

INCOHERENT RAGE