KH2/FFIX Fanfic: Strange Encounters
Title: Strange Encounters
Fandom: KH2/FFIX
Character(s): Quina, Roxas
Pairing(s): N/A
Word Count: 525
Genre: humor/crack
Rating: PG/K+
Notes: Written for my meme's prompt "...oh yeah. Quina in KH-verse. Seriously." and it fit for ff_love since I seemed to really like the 'desperate' prompt. Quina's always desperate for yummies! XD Takes place during those 7 days in the beginning of KH2.
Link: ff_love & FF Crossover Meme
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“I thinks I is lost,” Quina muttered, looking around the strange town s/he ended up in.
Quina had wandered away from the main party again, and s/he ended up following a tasty looking shadow into a dark hole with realizing it. Now Quina was lost in a strange town, with no frogs in sight. Quina started to walk, but s/he stopped when trolley almost hit him/her.
“Aiya!” Quina screamed jumping away from the trolley and landing his/her butt. “Moving not-tasty almost hit Quina! Very rude!”
Quina pushed him/herself up from the ground before a yummy smell hit his/her nose. “I smells yummies!”
Quina his/her nose towards a tasty treat ran into something. “Ahh!” Quina exclaimed in unison with the person s/he had ran into.
The person backed away from Quina, dropping a blue popsicle from his hand. Suddenly, a large key appeared in his hand. Quina took out his/her Mythril Fork and held up in an offensive pose.
“You want to fight Quina? I will eats you for lunch, chocobo head!” Quina paused. “Maybe you taste like fried chocobo?”
The ‘chocobo head’ choked. “What!? You can talk? The other weird creatures from earlier couldn’t…” the boy backed away. “What are you? What do you want?”
“I is a Qu! I just wants tasty yummies,” Quina answered, lowering the Mythril Fork with a frown. “You is not tasty like fried chocobo?”
The boy’s eyes widened. “No!” he exclaimed, his keyblade dematerializing from his hand. “You’re not going to try and eat me, are you?”
Quina moved toward the boy and sniffed him. “No. You smell human. I no eat humans,” Quina answered taking another sniff of the air, his/her nose leading him/her to the forgotten popsicle on the ground. S/he let her long tongue scoop up the frozen treat from the ground and into his/her mouth, stick and all. “Yum! Salty and sweet! What this called?”
The blond made a face. “A sea-salt popsicle. I’m pretty sure you weren’t supposed to eat the stick let alone eat it off the ground.”
Quina shrugged. “Where I get more of these yummies?” Quina asked, bouncing on the balls of his/her feet.
“Uhhh, there,” the boy pointed to the ice cream stand across the street.
“Thank you, chocobo head!” Quina exclaimed happily s/he began to run across the street.
“My name’s Roxas, not chocobo head!” he yelled before seeing trouble. “Hey! Watch out!” the boy yelled, but it was too late. Quina had been hit by the trolley and had gone flying a few feet.
Roxas ran to see if the Qu was all right, doubting anything could survive a head on collision with a trolley. He was proved wrong when Quina bounced from where s/he had landed angrily. Roxas jumped back as the Qu ran after the trolley.
“I eats you for hitting me!” Quina yelled as s/he ran out of sight, following the trolley.
Roxas rubbed his temples. First crazy giant keys appear in his hand, then a strange red-head starts hitting on him, and now the meeting with Quina. Roxas decided that it just was not his week, and that he would stay in bed tomorrow.
Fandom: KH2/FFIX
Character(s): Quina, Roxas
Pairing(s): N/A
Word Count: 525
Genre: humor/crack
Rating: PG/K+
Notes: Written for my meme's prompt "...oh yeah. Quina in KH-verse. Seriously." and it fit for ff_love since I seemed to really like the 'desperate' prompt. Quina's always desperate for yummies! XD Takes place during those 7 days in the beginning of KH2.
Link: ff_love & FF Crossover Meme
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“I thinks I is lost,” Quina muttered, looking around the strange town s/he ended up in.
Quina had wandered away from the main party again, and s/he ended up following a tasty looking shadow into a dark hole with realizing it. Now Quina was lost in a strange town, with no frogs in sight. Quina started to walk, but s/he stopped when trolley almost hit him/her.
“Aiya!” Quina screamed jumping away from the trolley and landing his/her butt. “Moving not-tasty almost hit Quina! Very rude!”
Quina pushed him/herself up from the ground before a yummy smell hit his/her nose. “I smells yummies!”
Quina his/her nose towards a tasty treat ran into something. “Ahh!” Quina exclaimed in unison with the person s/he had ran into.
The person backed away from Quina, dropping a blue popsicle from his hand. Suddenly, a large key appeared in his hand. Quina took out his/her Mythril Fork and held up in an offensive pose.
“You want to fight Quina? I will eats you for lunch, chocobo head!” Quina paused. “Maybe you taste like fried chocobo?”
The ‘chocobo head’ choked. “What!? You can talk? The other weird creatures from earlier couldn’t…” the boy backed away. “What are you? What do you want?”
“I is a Qu! I just wants tasty yummies,” Quina answered, lowering the Mythril Fork with a frown. “You is not tasty like fried chocobo?”
The boy’s eyes widened. “No!” he exclaimed, his keyblade dematerializing from his hand. “You’re not going to try and eat me, are you?”
Quina moved toward the boy and sniffed him. “No. You smell human. I no eat humans,” Quina answered taking another sniff of the air, his/her nose leading him/her to the forgotten popsicle on the ground. S/he let her long tongue scoop up the frozen treat from the ground and into his/her mouth, stick and all. “Yum! Salty and sweet! What this called?”
The blond made a face. “A sea-salt popsicle. I’m pretty sure you weren’t supposed to eat the stick let alone eat it off the ground.”
Quina shrugged. “Where I get more of these yummies?” Quina asked, bouncing on the balls of his/her feet.
“Uhhh, there,” the boy pointed to the ice cream stand across the street.
“Thank you, chocobo head!” Quina exclaimed happily s/he began to run across the street.
“My name’s Roxas, not chocobo head!” he yelled before seeing trouble. “Hey! Watch out!” the boy yelled, but it was too late. Quina had been hit by the trolley and had gone flying a few feet.
Roxas ran to see if the Qu was all right, doubting anything could survive a head on collision with a trolley. He was proved wrong when Quina bounced from where s/he had landed angrily. Roxas jumped back as the Qu ran after the trolley.
“I eats you for hitting me!” Quina yelled as s/he ran out of sight, following the trolley.
Roxas rubbed his temples. First crazy giant keys appear in his hand, then a strange red-head starts hitting on him, and now the meeting with Quina. Roxas decided that it just was not his week, and that he would stay in bed tomorrow.