Dear TV...

[shiny_glor_chan]

First...

Dear OLTL,

Please stop fucking with me head. Snoop Dogg being friends with Bo Buchanan is making me go bwuah!? Also, stop making him act like a character or something when he's just there to sing. @_@

Your sometimes fan,
Gloria

Dear Craig Ferguson,

...I dun wanna join your robot skeleton army, really...

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...no, seriously...

Love,
Gloria

P.S. (To Apolo Ohno) No, I'm not getting a Twitter to follow your cute ass either... ....really. >>;;