Lies! Made of LIES! And comics.

[shiny_glor_chan]

...tell my brain to shut the fuck up, and no, I don't want to do a comment_fic binge this weekend. I don't care if it's the second weekend of the month; those things are physically draining, and I'm already kinda out of it this week

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[wierdbot]

Jason's 'come back' with a new Red Hood costume with a red skull on his chest and an upside down red test tube on his head (like the original Red Hood character). He's also got a side-kick from the first storyline in Batman and Robin. Her code-name's Scarlet and IMO, he's totally manipulating her to fight crime the way he does (with lots of killing). He now leaves a red calling card that says something like 'Vengeance arms against his red right hand' or something to that effect (it's hard to read) and spouts off cheesy one-liners like: "Let the punishment fit the crime." and "The fight against crime grows up." etc. Apparently, his hair has also been retconned back to red and according to him, Bruce made him dye it black to look more like Dick. Oh, and he's getting zits and a bald spot because of the helmet. This is relevant because he practices his speeches and one-liners in front of a mirror. Now he may or may not be dead because some new big bad shot him twice in the helmet and he's shown falling down.

Seriously, you can't make this shit up.