DCU Fanfic: Never Say Never!
Title: Never Say Never!
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian
Pairing(s): N/A
Word Count: 333
Genre: general/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: One of the last few comment_fic. Prompt: "DCU; Damian Wayne (Robin V); 'Batman's never made me dress in drag'." Damian's never had to crossdress for justice. Well, now he has to for everyone else's amusement.
Link: comment_fic
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One little offhand remark in front of Tim and Jason would be his downfall, but Damian didn't know it yet. Tim had been complaining how he could still go on undercover missions as a girl. Jason just smirked and said he was only dressed as girl once, and it never happened again since Jason had been shit at undercover.
Damian just laughed at them and made his fatal error in judgment. “Batman's never made me dress in drag,” he claimed haughtily.
“That can be remedied,” Tim said with a not so pleasant grin that he may have picked up from Jason, or Damian just brought out the worst in him.
Jason grinned as well before cupping his hands around his mouth. “Dick! Oy, Grayson! We have something to discuss with you!” he shouted across the Batcave.
Damian had no idea what this meant, and he didn't have the forethought to run while he still could.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tim and Jason were nearly in tears with laughter as he Dick tried to be as stoic as he could, still in his batsuit, but he wasn't keeping too stern of a look. “I hate all of you,” Damian grumbled as blond curls fell in front of his face.
Then there was a click and flash of a camera, which made Damian glare in Tim's direction as Tim pocketed his camera. Damian growled, ready to pounce Tim, but Jason caught him mid-leap. “No pouncing Timmy until you're older,” Jason chastised which just made Tim make a face and Damian gag. “Now, go be a good little girl and ask Alfred if dinner's ready.”
“No way in fucking hell am I going upstairs like-”
“Robin,” Dick cut him off using his Batman voice, “go.”
Damian glared up at Dick through his make up before turning on his heel and heading upstairs in a huff. Tim and Jason just started laughing again, and it wasn't long before Dick joined in too.
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian
Pairing(s): N/A
Word Count: 333
Genre: general/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: One of the last few comment_fic. Prompt: "DCU; Damian Wayne (Robin V); 'Batman's never made me dress in drag'." Damian's never had to crossdress for justice. Well, now he has to for everyone else's amusement.
Link: comment_fic
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One little offhand remark in front of Tim and Jason would be his downfall, but Damian didn't know it yet. Tim had been complaining how he could still go on undercover missions as a girl. Jason just smirked and said he was only dressed as girl once, and it never happened again since Jason had been shit at undercover.
Damian just laughed at them and made his fatal error in judgment. “Batman's never made me dress in drag,” he claimed haughtily.
“That can be remedied,” Tim said with a not so pleasant grin that he may have picked up from Jason, or Damian just brought out the worst in him.
Jason grinned as well before cupping his hands around his mouth. “Dick! Oy, Grayson! We have something to discuss with you!” he shouted across the Batcave.
Damian had no idea what this meant, and he didn't have the forethought to run while he still could.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tim and Jason were nearly in tears with laughter as he Dick tried to be as stoic as he could, still in his batsuit, but he wasn't keeping too stern of a look. “I hate all of you,” Damian grumbled as blond curls fell in front of his face.
Then there was a click and flash of a camera, which made Damian glare in Tim's direction as Tim pocketed his camera. Damian growled, ready to pounce Tim, but Jason caught him mid-leap. “No pouncing Timmy until you're older,” Jason chastised which just made Tim make a face and Damian gag. “Now, go be a good little girl and ask Alfred if dinner's ready.”
“No way in fucking hell am I going upstairs like-”
“Robin,” Dick cut him off using his Batman voice, “go.”
Damian glared up at Dick through his make up before turning on his heel and heading upstairs in a huff. Tim and Jason just started laughing again, and it wasn't long before Dick joined in too.