DCU Fanfic: Girls' Night In
Title: Girls' Night In
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Holly Robinson, Talia Al Ghul
Pairing(s): N/A
Word Count: 575
Genre: general/friendship/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Written for comment_fic. Prompt: "Batman, Harley Quinn & Catwoman & Poison Ivy & other female Batman villain you can think of (not slash preferred, unless you just can't help yourself), girl talk."
Link: comment_fic
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“Red~ C'mon! Please, please, plea-”
“Oh all right, if it'll shut you up, Harley!” Ivy shouted as she petted one of her precious plants. “You can have your poker night in the green house tonight, but if any of my plants are harmed-”
“No worries! Your plants will probably eat us if we get near 'em anyway!” Harley announced cheerfully as she pulled out her cell phone and started dialing. “Hey, Holly! Card night is totally tonight! Bring the booze!”
Ivy massaged her temples, and hoped to every deity that she wouldn't strangle Harley by the end of the night.
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Somehow, Harley had roped Ivy into the game with Holly and Talia, who had been in town for one reason or another. When the poker game ditched the cards and became a game of truth or dare, Ivy could only figure it was all Harley's fault.
“Truth or dare, Hol~!” Harley shouted excitedly as she took tried to get the another mixed drink, but Ivy's plants were keeping the alcohol away from her after the first few glasses.
“I'm not stupid, Harley,” Holly stated before taking a sip of her alcohol. “Truth.”
Harley pouted. “You're no fun, Hols~!” she announced as she stole a sip from Holly's drink. “Is it really true that Selina knows Batman's identity, and did she tell ya?”
Holly's face soured. “Why would she tell me?” she asked unhappily.
“Why would that woman know my beloved's true name?” Talia spoke up angrily at the same time before taking a shot of her vodka. “She does not deserve that privilege.”
Harley ignored Talia, in favor of bothering and poking Holly. “'Cause you were Catwoman! Selina totally should tell you all her tricks of the trade!”
Holly crinkled her nose. “Harley, Selina didn't need to know Batman's identity to do seduce him.” She stopped, but continued when she noticed Talia's piercing glare. “Anyway, I wouldn't need to know how to seduce Batman. I'm a lesbian, so unless he's hiding something under that costume, I don't want anything to do with him.”
Icy chuckled. “Well said,” she said as she sipped her drink, and one of he plants kept another drink away from Harley. “Holly, I believe it's your turn.”
Holly nodded as Harley pouted about not being able to reach anymore drinks. “Talia, truth or dare,” Holly said carefully.
Talia scoffed. “An Al Ghul is no coward. Dare,” she stated calmly as she snatched her drink away from Harley's thieving hands.
“I dare you to go find Batman and flash him,” Holly said with a giggle, and it was obvious she had a few too many drinks.
Talia scowled. “How undignified!” she said, affronted as she stood up angrily
“Aww, c'mon, Talia. It's nothing he hasn't seen before, riiiight?” Harley said bouncily. “I mean, you guys made a kid! I bet he's seen all you've got to offer!”
Ivy felt a migraine coming on as Talia shouted angrily, aiming to strangle Harley. Oh this was going to turn into a cat fight. Ivy was decidedly not joining in when Harley avoided Talia's tipsy attack. She watched until Holly joined, making it a real cat fight, and Ivy sighed as she let her plants break it up. That was the last time Harley was inviting people over to the greenhouse.
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Holly Robinson, Talia Al Ghul
Pairing(s): N/A
Word Count: 575
Genre: general/friendship/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Written for comment_fic. Prompt: "Batman, Harley Quinn & Catwoman & Poison Ivy & other female Batman villain you can think of (not slash preferred, unless you just can't help yourself), girl talk."
Link: comment_fic
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“Red~ C'mon! Please, please, plea-”
“Oh all right, if it'll shut you up, Harley!” Ivy shouted as she petted one of her precious plants. “You can have your poker night in the green house tonight, but if any of my plants are harmed-”
“No worries! Your plants will probably eat us if we get near 'em anyway!” Harley announced cheerfully as she pulled out her cell phone and started dialing. “Hey, Holly! Card night is totally tonight! Bring the booze!”
Ivy massaged her temples, and hoped to every deity that she wouldn't strangle Harley by the end of the night.
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Somehow, Harley had roped Ivy into the game with Holly and Talia, who had been in town for one reason or another. When the poker game ditched the cards and became a game of truth or dare, Ivy could only figure it was all Harley's fault.
“Truth or dare, Hol~!” Harley shouted excitedly as she took tried to get the another mixed drink, but Ivy's plants were keeping the alcohol away from her after the first few glasses.
“I'm not stupid, Harley,” Holly stated before taking a sip of her alcohol. “Truth.”
Harley pouted. “You're no fun, Hols~!” she announced as she stole a sip from Holly's drink. “Is it really true that Selina knows Batman's identity, and did she tell ya?”
Holly's face soured. “Why would she tell me?” she asked unhappily.
“Why would that woman know my beloved's true name?” Talia spoke up angrily at the same time before taking a shot of her vodka. “She does not deserve that privilege.”
Harley ignored Talia, in favor of bothering and poking Holly. “'Cause you were Catwoman! Selina totally should tell you all her tricks of the trade!”
Holly crinkled her nose. “Harley, Selina didn't need to know Batman's identity to do seduce him.” She stopped, but continued when she noticed Talia's piercing glare. “Anyway, I wouldn't need to know how to seduce Batman. I'm a lesbian, so unless he's hiding something under that costume, I don't want anything to do with him.”
Icy chuckled. “Well said,” she said as she sipped her drink, and one of he plants kept another drink away from Harley. “Holly, I believe it's your turn.”
Holly nodded as Harley pouted about not being able to reach anymore drinks. “Talia, truth or dare,” Holly said carefully.
Talia scoffed. “An Al Ghul is no coward. Dare,” she stated calmly as she snatched her drink away from Harley's thieving hands.
“I dare you to go find Batman and flash him,” Holly said with a giggle, and it was obvious she had a few too many drinks.
Talia scowled. “How undignified!” she said, affronted as she stood up angrily
“Aww, c'mon, Talia. It's nothing he hasn't seen before, riiiight?” Harley said bouncily. “I mean, you guys made a kid! I bet he's seen all you've got to offer!”
Ivy felt a migraine coming on as Talia shouted angrily, aiming to strangle Harley. Oh this was going to turn into a cat fight. Ivy was decidedly not joining in when Harley avoided Talia's tipsy attack. She watched until Holly joined, making it a real cat fight, and Ivy sighed as she let her plants break it up. That was the last time Harley was inviting people over to the greenhouse.