The following is yet another reason why my art bitch is so amazing. No, it's not art, but her life makes some LOVELY fanfic fodder. She told me this over the phone, but I asked nicely, so she typed it up for me. ^-^ I will make fanfic for this later. Her life is as follows (and whoever guesses which Robin she is gets a cookie or fanfic or something):
It was the robin's night off and Tim Dick and Jason decided to hang out and have a more relaxing evening than usual...
the night went as follows:
dinner, or more specifically, just dessert (smores)
so after timmy had succeeded in burning his marshmellow stick, and jason wrote his name on dick's arm with the charcoal, dick decided it was time for them to go (before timmy ran out of stick and burnt down the restaurant...)
the boys then went back to the titan's tower (the better option between jason's messy apartment and the batcave complete with the looming presence of bruce) where dick decided that they watch a movie, and jason coaxed tim into letting them use the hottub.
however, dick did not have a bathingsuit.
borrowing one of tim's shirts, he slipped next to the two in the hottub and they proceeded to watch Labyrinth, jason's movie pick, which came complete with constant footage of david bowie's package...
either way...
next:
Tim asks for a massage.
(tim sits in dick's lap)
(dick realizes he's being watched intently by jason)
Tim gives a reciprocated massage to dick
(dick is still being stared at by jason)
Dick then feels something touching his leg underwater
dick becomes incredibly conscious of this
dick also realizes how incredibly ticklish he is, and what a bad situation he's in.
Jason continues to tickle dick
dick squirms and makes tim fall off his lap
the three get into a mock fight, which ends in jason not letting go of dick, but instead giving him a foot massage
For the rest of the night, Jason keeps giving Dick uncomfortable stares...
at the end of the night somehow they had ended up at Jason's apartment briefly, so jason agrees to drive tim and dick home.
instead of dropping dick at the batcave as he usually does first, he drops tim off at the tower.
this leaves him and dick alone...
Jason pulls into the batcave
Dick begins to say goodbye but is cut off by jason, who has started to tickle him mercilessly.
in this tickle war (jason is not ticklish, dick learns quickly) dick finds himself in an awkward position on jason's lap, very close to his face.
Dick knows very well what happens next, though due to a roy induced headache, doesn't much feel like partaking in any of the following activities..
however, dick soon understands that he can either a) hurt jason and take his leave or b) kiss him
dick decides that he's too tired to fight, so doesn't pull away when jason kisses him
unfortunately, dick comes to the realization that jason cannot kiss nearly as well as him, or at all like roy.
this does not help dick's headache.
dick decides that he'll pull away before anything else strange happens, but decides to first teach jason what a good kiss actually consists of.
roughly 30 seconds later, dick leaves the car, leaning back in to plant a kiss on jason's cheek, then gives him a playful smirk as he walks off toward the batcave.
END!!
lol :P