So...

[shiny_balls]

I can't help but feel like people are dropping the ball this school term. It seemed that by this time last year, we'd already had a few interesting events. Maybe something will happen soon...other than this light and dark war that seems to be going on in my room. It's exhausting and I don't even care about it.

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[shamanofshadows]

No one's asking you to care about things. Just care about ducking if you see either of us pointing a hand at the other like we're going to shoot him in the face with something. I'm sure you wouldn't want your own flawless face getting caught in the crosshairs, so it's only fair to warn you.

[shiny_balls]

Maybe we should bunk a couple of the beds so that you two can have your own little side of the room to fight over and I can have the rest for peace and quiet.

[shamanofshadows]

No. For the good of maintaining relative peacefulness in the room, you have to stay in the middle and keep us separate.

[shiny_balls]

Yeah, no. You two are big boys. Figure out how to survive peacefully on your own.

[shamanofshadows]

That's the thing. One of us likely won't survive if we're placed next to each other. He doesn't want to be near me at all and he's already pissed me off enough that I'm not going to keep putting up with his bullshit if we're pushed together.

[shiny_balls]

Well, if one of you offs the other, it'd give myself and whoever remains more space in the room.

[shamanofshadows]

...Suit yourself. Not promising you won't still find yourself getting involved whether you want to or not anyway. Also, I hope you like the idea of having a few large holes in the wall as new decor for the room. My talents as a forward-thinking architectural designer can show up when I've been pushed past the brink of sanity by a complete and utter idiot.

[shiny_balls]

Whoever tries to get me involved will have me siding with the other one.

If you put holes in the walls, you're the one taking Ryuuzaki's punishment and fixing them.

[shamanofshadows]

Never said it'd be from just one side. If you're in the room when shit goes down, you automatically make yourself collateral damage just by being there.

I'm not fixing shit when things can be avoided in the first place by you staying exactly where you are right now like a good little whiny third wheel.

[shiny_balls]

None of that helps your case on trying to keep me neutral.

[shamanofshadows]

Don't really care if you're neutral. From the way things have been since we started sharing the room, it seems like you're far more likely to side with your fellow lightbulb anyhow.