I am not putting this behind a cut because everyone needs to read this, and absorb it. Because it is the most ridiculous conversation ever.
baritonetrumpet: So
baritonetrumpet:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Wallace_Murrybaritonetrumpet: I'm sad that we'll never really find out what happens to him
KTspd: oh?
KTspd: oh my god
baritonetrumpet: well, l'engle is dead, so... no
KTspd: i don't remember much of a wind in the door
baritonetrumpet: ...
KTspd: but just this synopsis
KTspd: Charles Wallace is bullied by fellow children and attacked by supernatural characters called the Echthroi, the forces of evil and "Exing." They cause Charles Wallace's mitochondria to sicken by interfering with the fictional "farandolae" within them. This weakens and nearly kills Charles Wallace. Meg, Calvin, Proginoskes, and Meg's former school principal Mr. Jenkins are all sent inside one of Charles Wallace's mitochondria to counter the Echthroi influence and encourage the young farandolae to "deepen," thus saving Charles Wallace's life.
baritonetrumpet: actually, that's the only one I don't own, so... neither do I?
baritonetrumpet: what about it
KTspd: like, what?
KTspd: read it!!
baritonetrumpet: I did
KTspd: it's like, you're on crak
baritonetrumpet: that's what the book is about
KTspd: haha
KTspd: but like the concept
baritonetrumpet: I love her books!
baritonetrumpet: lol
baritonetrumpet: okay yeah lol maybe
KTspd: i do too
KTspd: but like
KTspd: "his mom, his sister and the school principal go inside his mitochondria and encourage the farandolae to deepen"
KTspd: crack.
KTspd: haha
baritonetrumpet: it wasn't his mom!
baritonetrumpet: it was so calvin
baritonetrumpet: I'm telling you
KTspd: oh i thought it said his mom
baritonetrumpet: and the seraphin
KTspd: STILL
baritonetrumpet: seraphim
baritonetrumpet: yeah I'm still not sure what's up with the principal
baritonetrumpet: that always confused me
KTspd: DEEPEN THE FARANDOLAE IN HIS MITOCHONDRIA
KTspd: BY GOING INSIDE THEM
KTspd: WIHT ENCOURAGEMENT
baritonetrumpet: I'M TRYING BUT IT'S SO DIFFICULT
KTspd: BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
KTspd: haha
baritonetrumpet: it so does
baritonetrumpet: obviously you are limited and blinded by the ecthroi
KTspd: i remember many waters the best
KTspd: that's the only one i read more than once
KTspd: HAHAHAHHAAA "Nevertheless, they help to build the Ark before returning home via unicorn."
KTspd: just thrown in at the end there all nonchalant
baritonetrumpet: I want to go to class tomorrow before returning home via unicorn!
KTspd: if i had a unicorn i would not use it to go home
KTspd: i would go to like....space or something
KTspd: ......
KTspd: O___O
KTspd: :(
baritonetrumpet: ...?
KTspd: OH MY GOD
KTspd: WHAT IF THERE ARE UNICORNS AND I JUST CAN'T SEE THEM ANY MORE
baritonetrumpet: I'm sure that's not the case
KTspd: i dunno i hear unicorns are pretty adamant about the whole abstinence thing
baritonetrumpet: Could you see them before you lost it?
KTspd: i don't know!
KTspd: i never saw any
KTspd: but their migration patterns could have changed due to global warming
baritonetrumpet: this is true