deep thoughts brought to you by katie's brain
One good reason I hate driving the blue van is that it really doesn't help with my sex appeal when boys see me get in that whilst checking me out. (Which...they...could be? I guess? This is purely hypothetical.)
Like, instead of "Daaaaamn check out that girl, she's at least mildly attractive and she's getting into.... A SEXY RED CONVERTIBLE! And it's a stick! Well, I'm aroused!" it's like...
"Daaaaaamn check out that girl, she's at least mildly attractive and she's getting into....a van that looks like it's smuggling people across the border, or about to be involved in a drive by! Or picking up the kids from soccer practice 16 years too late! DO NOT WANT!"
Basically I want my car back.
This is what I think about, people.
Time well spent.
Oh PS the Yankees won last night. Fuck you, Boston! :D (I'd tell the Mets to fuck themselves but they're already fucking each other. Cause they're gay. ;3 hee.)
And I have a job interview at Ruby Tuesday on Thursday! Yayyyy I will hopefully be employed in the near future!
Like, instead of "Daaaaamn check out that girl, she's at least mildly attractive and she's getting into.... A SEXY RED CONVERTIBLE! And it's a stick! Well, I'm aroused!" it's like...
"Daaaaaamn check out that girl, she's at least mildly attractive and she's getting into....a van that looks like it's smuggling people across the border, or about to be involved in a drive by! Or picking up the kids from soccer practice 16 years too late! DO NOT WANT!"
Basically I want my car back.
This is what I think about, people.
Time well spent.
Oh PS the Yankees won last night. Fuck you, Boston! :D (I'd tell the Mets to fuck themselves but they're already fucking each other. Cause they're gay. ;3 hee.)
And I have a job interview at Ruby Tuesday on Thursday! Yayyyy I will hopefully be employed in the near future!