Give me $100! My delivery was late!!
Today is going to suck at work. There are going to be a bunch of people who say their TV didn't get delivered/installed by today and demand a $100 gift card. Then I am going to have to go through the trouble of looking up the delivery time signed off on by the customer and tell them they received delivery on time and to fuck off. I have never been so sad for Suberbowl Sunday before.