Japanese
Okay, so I've had my first japanese lesson this week. What did I think? Well if you wanna see, Well, the language is hard but i'm dealing. Its hard because its 7 pm till 9 pm and thats around my nap time so I get a little sleepy. The people. Well, I shall give you a break down and grade the important ones, with everything from physical appearance to first impressions.
The Anime Girl
Cute factor: 9/10
Annoyance Factor: 10/10
She walks in with a "Gommen nesai Sensei" *finger nibble -oooh-im-such-a-kawaii-girl-kawaii-omg-kawaii* Despite her cuteness,(possibly hotness borderline) she is very annoying. I assume she is chinese, however she does seem to be able to prounounce Japanese extremely well for her first ever beginners lesson, she says this is due to anime. Well, that would explain spontaneous kawaii syndrome then. She squeels.
The Anime Girl 2/Subordinate
Cute Factor: 5/10
Annoyance Factor: 7/10
Friend of the Anime Girl, also chinese and whilst she does attend to her masters whims, she is fairly reserved and only squeels when required or when instructed to do so by her peer. She isnt very cute so sadly annoyance wins this one. Bit of a sheep.
The Hooker
Cute Factor: 0/10
Annoyance factor: 2/10
Wearing fish net stockings, black leather and a bright pink streak in the middle of her greasy black hair, we have an appearance from our very own hooker. She doesnt really talk much, thank MAX. She looks rather ill, and willowy. She is followed by a fairly attractive young man, who I suspect to be her pimp. The two do not communicate when others are aware of their presence.
The Pimp
Cute Factor: 7/10
Annoyance Factor: 1/10
Dressed all in black, yet lacking the white make up and long hair that might make one think him 'Goth'. He has quite a neat appearance, yet he seems very nervous. Probably because he realised this was a Japanese class and not a whore house. He follows The Hooker everywhere.
The Pig
Cute Factor: 0/10
Annoyance Factor: 8/10
The oldest member of my class, but by no means the wisest. He is incredibly rude to the teacher, and doesnt seem to like being taught. He is very pompous and tends to show off to "OMG I R JUNE", the female of his species; the Sow. He is a Bast'ard.
OMG I R JUNE
Cute Factor: 0/10
Annoyance Factor: 11/10
A lady around her late 30's. Very primitive and loud. She sits next to me and after reading my name tag she proceeded to scream "OMG ADAM!" and "I R JUNE!" at random intervals, making me jump or shudder. She likes to say "OMG I DUNT EVN KNO WOT WEER DOIN LOL" quite alot. The Pig attempts to court her.
Paul
Cute Factor: 9/10
Annoyance Factor: 0/10
Maybe in his late 20's, Paul is the other person sitting next to me. He's funny and has a nice voice, wouldnt call him hot. He provides small relief from the antics of the Pig and I R JUNE. He is amused by the name of Daniel-San (xD)
Daniel-San
Cute Factor: 3/10
Annoyance factor: 2/10
Korean? Chinese? Whatever one, he is fluent in that language. He's a bit of a git and seems like an oaf. He has cool hair, its a bit like Cloud Strife's, only brown. Sensei calls him "Daniel-San" Like in the Karate kid. *immature giggle*
Mrs Foreign Lady Man
Cute Factor: 4/10
Annoyance Factor: 0/10
I think he's spanish, on closer inspection i realised He was actually a she. She asked me where I got my college map from and I said she should keep it. She then told me I cant give away what isnt mine (she had stolen Pauls) so I gave her my one instead. Shes okay, but if anyone is gonna die tragicaly i'd say its her.
Clever Girl
Cute Factor: 6/10
Annoyance Factor: 5/10
She's cute, but in an Awww kind of way. Makes you want to pet her. Seems quite clever, and therefore kewl. I think she is a bit shy, but im annoyed when she says things that I was going to say >___
The Anime Girl
Cute factor: 9/10
Annoyance Factor: 10/10
She walks in with a "Gommen nesai Sensei" *finger nibble -oooh-im-such-a-kawaii-girl-kawaii-omg-kawaii* Despite her cuteness,(possibly hotness borderline) she is very annoying. I assume she is chinese, however she does seem to be able to prounounce Japanese extremely well for her first ever beginners lesson, she says this is due to anime. Well, that would explain spontaneous kawaii syndrome then. She squeels.
The Anime Girl 2/Subordinate
Cute Factor: 5/10
Annoyance Factor: 7/10
Friend of the Anime Girl, also chinese and whilst she does attend to her masters whims, she is fairly reserved and only squeels when required or when instructed to do so by her peer. She isnt very cute so sadly annoyance wins this one. Bit of a sheep.
The Hooker
Cute Factor: 0/10
Annoyance factor: 2/10
Wearing fish net stockings, black leather and a bright pink streak in the middle of her greasy black hair, we have an appearance from our very own hooker. She doesnt really talk much, thank MAX. She looks rather ill, and willowy. She is followed by a fairly attractive young man, who I suspect to be her pimp. The two do not communicate when others are aware of their presence.
The Pimp
Cute Factor: 7/10
Annoyance Factor: 1/10
Dressed all in black, yet lacking the white make up and long hair that might make one think him 'Goth'. He has quite a neat appearance, yet he seems very nervous. Probably because he realised this was a Japanese class and not a whore house. He follows The Hooker everywhere.
The Pig
Cute Factor: 0/10
Annoyance Factor: 8/10
The oldest member of my class, but by no means the wisest. He is incredibly rude to the teacher, and doesnt seem to like being taught. He is very pompous and tends to show off to "OMG I R JUNE", the female of his species; the Sow. He is a Bast'ard.
OMG I R JUNE
Cute Factor: 0/10
Annoyance Factor: 11/10
A lady around her late 30's. Very primitive and loud. She sits next to me and after reading my name tag she proceeded to scream "OMG ADAM!" and "I R JUNE!" at random intervals, making me jump or shudder. She likes to say "OMG I DUNT EVN KNO WOT WEER DOIN LOL" quite alot. The Pig attempts to court her.
Paul
Cute Factor: 9/10
Annoyance Factor: 0/10
Maybe in his late 20's, Paul is the other person sitting next to me. He's funny and has a nice voice, wouldnt call him hot. He provides small relief from the antics of the Pig and I R JUNE. He is amused by the name of Daniel-San (xD)
Daniel-San
Cute Factor: 3/10
Annoyance factor: 2/10
Korean? Chinese? Whatever one, he is fluent in that language. He's a bit of a git and seems like an oaf. He has cool hair, its a bit like Cloud Strife's, only brown. Sensei calls him "Daniel-San" Like in the Karate kid. *immature giggle*
Mrs Foreign Lady Man
Cute Factor: 4/10
Annoyance Factor: 0/10
I think he's spanish, on closer inspection i realised He was actually a she. She asked me where I got my college map from and I said she should keep it. She then told me I cant give away what isnt mine (she had stolen Pauls) so I gave her my one instead. Shes okay, but if anyone is gonna die tragicaly i'd say its her.
Clever Girl
Cute Factor: 6/10
Annoyance Factor: 5/10
She's cute, but in an Awww kind of way. Makes you want to pet her. Seems quite clever, and therefore kewl. I think she is a bit shy, but im annoyed when she says things that I was going to say >___