[Fanfic]The Fan Gift (2/5?)
Title: The Fan Gift (2/5?)
Author: Shinnykinz
Pairing: Yoosu; Yunjae; Changmin
Rating: pg-13/ R
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Slight-Insanity
Disclaimer: I would love to own their asses…Junsus would be on a pedestal for my viewing.
Summary: The DongBang boys have always received gifts of every kind: Marriage proposals, Music Compositions, even Death Threats…But…No one saw this one coming.
A/N: I am back!!! I have missed you all!!!!!!…did you miss me?
Chapter 2
Jaejoong blinked and then blinked again, turned to Yunho and gauging Yunhos flabbergasted facial expression decided that yes, the talking person was really there and talking to them.
“Excuse me, and you are?” Jaejoong took the initiative since Yunho was still was blinking rapidly.
“Getting very hungry and am in need of sleep.” Their ‘mail’ backed talked.
“Ok… Who is he?” Jaejoong this time turned to the desk attendant, his expression darkening as he caught sight of the mail smirking from the corner of his eye.
“Um…that would be the mail from overseas….” And the attendant gulped a little as Jaejoongs eyes darkened and his mood went south for the winter.
“That?” and this time he pointed to ‘that’ and the attendant just nodded his head eyes wide with fear.
Somewhere between Jaejoongs voice rising in volume and the cheeky expression on the boy before him, Yunho awoke from his stupor.
He took a deep breath and let it out slowly; squaring his shoulders he looked to the frightened attendant and then Jaejoong and made up his mind.
“Ok. Thank you, let’s go Jae and ‘you’ follow us.” and with that he moved toward the elevator leaving a very astounded Jaejoong to look after him, a relived desk attendant and a slightly amused mail package.
“Ex-“ and Jaejoong was cut off before he began when Yunho threw him the ‘we are in a public place’ look and he just shut his mouth and marched after his band leader and sneered in the direction of the ‘mail’ as he passed him by.
Said ‘mail’ just rolled his eyes at Jaejoongs behavior and followed after the two who were already inside the moving box and probably pressed the up button.
‘Mail’ was right as the elevator doors closed shut the minute he set foot inside of it nearly catching his butt and he didn’t miss Jaejoongs self satisfied smirk.
The ride up to the dorm room was excruciatingly painful, but Jaejoong managed to hold in all the ramblings and totally anger issues he was having with the ‘mail’ only because Yunho kept giving him that look. The shut up, not now look. Needless to say he did just that, but that didn’t mean he didn’t accidentally step on the ‘mail’ foot or hit him with his groceries, the winces where his only satisfaction and he needed that.
At the door Yunho looked both ways and then opened the door, the ‘mail’ as it were just rolled his eyes in their apparent paranoia, Jaejoong accidentally jabbed him in the stomach as he went past said ‘mail’ in their home.
It was quiet inside, which knowing who was in there, only could mean two things; they were all separate doing their own things or Dead. Either way this gave the two elders so to speak some private speak alone ‘interrogation’ time with the mail. While putting away their groceries Jaejoong gave a small smile at the thought, until he saw that the ‘mail’ rude thing that it was had already made itself at home, stretched out on their sofa, feet up on the table surfing the TV.
He really wanted to just throw the frozen chicken he was currently putting away at said offending object that came from overseas.
A firm grasp at his wrist brought him to Yunhos face that was smirking and shaking his head.
“Jae, really?” And Jaejoong felt offended his feathers ruffled as they were.
“Are you not seeing the same sight as me?” This time Yunho closed his eyes and let out a deep breath.
“Yes, but he is foreign.”
“No, it is not human.”
Yunho just laughed under his breath and finished putting away the last pack of dried ramen before the door to Yoochuns room opened up and out came a flushed Junsu, eyes wide and staring.
“Um...Hi…When’d you guys get back?” Junsu looked like a deer caught in headlights. The other two just shared a knowing look and Jae moved for the living room toward the offending thing that was currently breathing their air and looking Junsu…up and down…like a piece of meat…
“Ahem,” and Jae decided that the shit eating grin that greeted the face after the ‘mails’ eyes landed on Junsus rear end was enough.
The ‘mail’ just glanced his way and turned back to Junsu. Jae really, really hated this thing!
“You by any chance Changmin?” And that was the first time Junsu took notice of the fact that someone else besides the two was in the house.
Looking back and forth from Yunhos raised eyebrow and Jaejoongs irked expression Junsu decided that he was better off asking the person on the sofa what he was doing on the sofa and better yet….WHO THE HELL WAS HE?! AND WHY IS HE CALLING HIM CHANGMIN!?!
“Um…no…I’m Kim Junsu…and You?”
“Kind of sad that you aren’t Changmin.” And he smiled very widely for Junsu, who got goose bumps. This guy was strange…and yeah…strange.
“Right…” And this time Junsu went to Yunho and asked with his eyes, what the hell?!
“Mail form fans overseas.”
“Ah...”
“Ah? That’s all? You aren’t a little bit freaked and annoyed that IT is here an---PUT THOSE DAMNED FEET ON THE FLOOR THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!” and Jaejoong turned toward the mail, his last straw breaking.
At his loud voice both Yoochun and Changmin came out, looking to see what happened, and once the mail caught sight of the other two his face split in two.
“So… which one of you lovelies is Changmin?”
…Utter quiet filled the room before...
“Me.” Changmin spoke and just as suddenly the guy was on his feet and grasping both of his hands, a smile so cheesy and greasy that it gave Yoochun a run for his money.
“Wonderful!”
TBC
A/N: OMG!!!!! I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LOOOOONNNNNGGGG!!!!!
Please to my lovely readers do forgive me!!!! I don’t know how it happened and then with the whole fiasco of SM being butt-head’s I had lost all of my will to write DBSK fanfics and read them for that matter….I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE AS FAN….T^T
But it just hurt so much to read about them and then have that damned nagging voice at the back of your head going…they are have band issues…they aren’t living together…and just evil!! ><
Still I finally did it; I put those voices to rest by murdering them with the Yoosu Religion (for those that know what I’m talking about…you know who you are…For those that don’t…It’s Yoosu and It’s a Religion. TaDa! All that you need to know.) …and decided to finish this second chapter. Hopefully it pleases you, since I haven’t written anything else since the last post I made for All Male….Speaking of which….
To all of my All Male Readers…. >> I have just a few tweaks to make to the last chapter and it shall be up.
Sorry For the LONG WAIT!!!!
I LOVE YOU GUYS LOTS AND LOTS!!!
And as always Comments are Loved and Appreciated, they give me inspiration to write better, faster and they just make me smile like an idiot but that makes me happy!!!^^ S2