[Fanfic] 321...Hide Changmin (2/10)
Author: Shinnykinz
Pairing: Changmin/Rock, Yoosu, Yunjae
Rating: pg-13+(due to song content)
Genre: Rock, Random, Romance (The Triple R)
Summary: Changminnie discovers Hide. Well…this should be something interesting…no?
For my Lovely Partner in the Yoosuism Religion and Worshiping of the Bed!
daynah_bo
321... Hide Changmin
Part 2
It had been two days, Changmin wasn’t sure what he did to get grounded…ok that was a lie he knew perfectly well... but he really didn’t think grounding him was the answer. Ok he really didn’t think grounding was an answer. Who grounded kids now a day? Or better yet he was in his 20s…how the hell had he gotten grounded? And…it wasn’t even his parents…figuratively speaking anyway.
He had yet to be grounded for the ‘special videos’ and dancing to a rock song inside his bedroom and in silence merited a grounding?
That made sense as much as Yoochun being the top…but yeah the Yoosu seemed to work out so somehow in their messed up but functioning household grounding him for a rock song made sense so he just had to let it go and live with it.
He had just left his room, and on the way out his eye caught his mp3 player and on impulse he picked it up and put it in his pocket and just as soon Jaejoongs voice rang out through their apartment.
“DINNER IS READY!!!” and just as he finished four grown men ran to the kitchen like a kid after ice cream.
Chairs were pulled out and pushed, floors squeaked and plates clinked. Dinner in the DongBang house hold had started and was as loud and boisterous as ever.
Jaejoong just smiled as they all attacked the main course at the same time and as per usual Yunho won…and as per usual Changmin got him to give it up with his big doe like eyes and the fact that he would kick him under the table, shocking him into dropping the ladle.
“Aish! You wanna get grounded again?” Yunho would yell and Changmin just stuck his tongue out and finished stacking his plate sky high.
“Hey! Leave us some will ya?! You stopped growing, you can’t use that excuse now!!!” and Yoochun would reach over and look inside the pot to see if there really was any left.
Junsu for the most part just grabbed the ladle from Changminnie and scooped himself some while Yoochun watched his lover with an incredulous look of betrayal.
“Wha? SuSu!?”
“What? You were complaining. I did nothing wrong.”
“You’re heartless,”
“I still love ya though”
“Funny way of showing it!”
“Words should suffice,”
“Well they don’t!”
“Live with it.”
“Ouch!” Yunjae say at the same time.
“Man, Dude your like a sad soap opera or dramatic film or those creepy romance novel characters.”
“I don’t like the glee in your voice Minnie!” And Yoochun rounded on the youngest only to have a spoon of food shoved in his mouth.
“You talk too much, eat, your only skin and bones, how the hell can you sleep or better yet have…” and the ‘parents’ rounded on him. “Kissing moments.”
“My butt makes up for his lack of everything.”
“I concur! To a certain extent!” and Yoochun leaned in and placed a small kiss on his brow.
“I would like to eat; unlike you Chunnie-Hyung…I am not on a creepy diet!”
“Changminnie is right, were eating.”
“Listen to Jae.” The others just looked at each other and smiled softly nodding.
After that dinner passed as usual, more fighting but not fighting and when it was all eaten and done with everyone left the table and put each of their plates up in the sink and went to watch TV.
Some sad annoying movie was on but since more than half, meaning everyone but Changmin wanted to watch it he had no other choice. Some where down the 2 hr long movie Junsus neck was getting molested and Yoochuns hands were mapping his chest, and Yunjae were in their own little world... making Changmin the only one actually following the movie that he didn’t even want to watch.
Still he liked to finish things he started and as annoying as the main character that cried too much was and as annoying as the other lead with its too many one liner that supposedly made the hearts of girls swoon, he was going to see the end of it even though he already pre-guessed the ending five minutes in the movie.
Half hour later and the credits rolled up along with Junus shirt and well Yunhos had just vanished.
He side-glanced them both and decided to just head for his room and skip his dish washing turn for tonight…
“DISHES! YOUR TURN!” and he had just grabbed his bedroom door and was going to close it. Trust Jaejoong, who hated to do them to remember it was his night. Damn he really was like mother at times.
Grumbling under his breath he pulled the door back and debated on closing it…but thought better of it. But Damned!! He thought for sure the horny butts were gonna forget it.
God hated him for being smart and pretty!
He reached the kitchen and somehow he thought that punishment might be better…but then more than likely Jaejoong would stop his NC-17 show with Yunho to yell at him and he thought better, Yunho might just accidentally pass him and he would be flying out of the balcony…he didn’t like flying, let alone with out a plane.
Grumbling under his breath he pulled his mp3 out and stuck it in. Pressing it on shuffle he let it run rampant as he divided the dishes in the sink up. The ones that had to be washed first, the next and those he could leave for tomorrow because they ‘needed’ to soak.
A good half hour had passed, especially since he was going at a snails pace, and he had just finished the glasses and was actually getting into washing the dishes, and the music was helping, especially with the blocking of certain sounds, and then he had begun to sing with them and dancing.
“She can suck holes in my world...
She can twist my nerves like wires
Everybody crawls up and down the walls
Up and down the cracks in each other back
In and out the holes in everybodys souls” and he was head banging, singing with the music.
He had just picked up a plate and was swishing the sponge around it with the rhythm of the song, and as hard as the rock, it nearly cracked but Changmin really didn’t notice, he was too wrapped up in his own little world.
“INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
She excites the pervert inside of me.
She knows how to make me howl...
All of the insects.... crawling on her sex
Up and down the scars like spiders with guitars
In and out the holes in everybodys souls” and the plates were all done, that left the utensils and the damned pots and pans.
Still Changmin really didn’t want to leave the song in the middle so he continued on, might as well finish the job, he did finish that unbelievably crappy movie.
He was mid head bang when Junsu had just come by for a glass of water when again, much to his horror he had to come and bare witness to a gyrating in the KITCHEN now of all places and if Junsu didn’t know any better Changmin was trying to do their sink.
Taking a deep breath he just stepped back and then practically tripped over his own feet trying to run to Yoochun, also he really needed to tell Yoochun to do it less roughly next time, his back was killing him…or better yet make him get the water!
Junsu practically had a big head collision with their bedroom door and after much slipping and sliding he grabbed the door handle and opened the door. Yoochun was already asleep face full of pillow.
He jumped up on the bed, and nearly gave a heart attack to Yoochun.
“Sink. Changmin. Sex!” Was all that he could make out the jumble of words that Junsu said before he was flunked off the bed and to the kitchen.
“INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
She lets me know that she think I'm a zero...
In electric disguise
She gets to blow and control a mulatto...
Like spiders and flies
SUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK ”
Somewhere in the back of Yoochuns mind, there was a debate going on. Was sleep more important or Changmin having sex with their sink? The decision was hard especially considering the fact that he had just had sex and he had just woken up. Now the question was…Which was easier?
Slumping his shoulders he finally decided, and just grabbed Junsu by his arm and headed back toward the bedrooms, Junsu was looking like he had gone loony but Yoochun had decided. This was the parents’ problem. It was late and he had just gotten a little…o.k. lot of horny and boy that butt had his name on it.
“INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
IT'S SUCH A PERFECT SOUND
INSIDE HER PERFECT MIND
INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND.
She can smell shame inside of me
She can tell I'm a liar
Everybody babble speedfreaks playing scrabble
Up and down the rips
In baby Jesus lips
In and out the holes
In everybodys souls”
Changmins voice floated to them and a very frightened wide eye Junsu turned to him and God could Yoochun get any hornier?
A knock at their parents’ door and nothing, then again another, then they heard small shuffling then a cuss word then the handle jiggled and then a very aggravated Yunho came to the door only in his boxers, which didn’t look worn previously.
“Ahem.”
“Right. Sink. Changmin. Sex. Goodnight.” And with that Yoochun pulled Junsu to their bedroom.
Yunho for the most part was just stuck there. Wha? What the hell had Yoochun said again?
“Yunnie?” and Jaejoong came behind him wearing only his supposedly missing shirt, and looking like he just had the night of his life.
“Sink. Changmin. Sex.” And Yunho had just repeated what Yoochun had said when Jaejoong had appeared behind him and suddenly Jaejoongs face lost all color and he pushed Yunho out of the way and butt naked with only a shirt on marched to the kitchen, face going from pale to crimson red, Yunho had nothing else to do but follow.
“INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
She lets me know that she think I'm a zero...
In electric disguise
She gets to blow and control a mulatto...
Like spiders and flies
SUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK
NSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
IT'S SUCH A PERFECT SOUND
INSIDE HER PERFECT MIND
INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND.
SUCK” And Changmin finished his song and all the dishes.
“MAX SHIM CHOIKANG CHANGMIN!!!!!!” And he turned to be greeted with a very angry almost naked Jaejoong followed by not as naked but naked none the less Yunho. He didn’t know what to be scared of most, the fact they were naked or the look on Jaejoongs face…if looks could kill he would get attacked by thousands of tiny shards of glass, bled to death, burned on fire and then somehow would of spit and stomped allover his ashes…that’s what Changmin saw in his eyes…ok…yeah angry Jaejoong was scarier and Yunho seemed to be as well but not as bad.
“OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!! YUNHO DO SOMETHING WITH HIM!!” and he was yanked by Jaejoong and thrown into Yunhos arms as Jaejoong, proceeded to pull out the Clorox disinfecting wipes and began to clean the sink area and putt all the already washed dishes in the dish washer, all muttering under his breath words that Changmin couldn’t hear but he knew they weren’t remotely good.
God hated him because he was smart and pretty….and Shit he was in deep….well…shit!
TBC~
A/N: As stated above this one is daynah_bo babys! She found chapter one insanely funny and well she wanted more and boy crack is something I pride myself on! ^^ So the much awaited chapter 2 is here! ^^ Boy Im on fire!><
Comments are love! ~~~S2~~~
Pairing: Changmin/Rock, Yoosu, Yunjae
Rating: pg-13+(due to song content)
Genre: Rock, Random, Romance (The Triple R)
Summary: Changminnie discovers Hide. Well…this should be something interesting…no?
For my Lovely Partner in the Yoosuism Religion and Worshiping of the Bed!
daynah_bo
321... Hide Changmin
Part 2
It had been two days, Changmin wasn’t sure what he did to get grounded…ok that was a lie he knew perfectly well... but he really didn’t think grounding him was the answer. Ok he really didn’t think grounding was an answer. Who grounded kids now a day? Or better yet he was in his 20s…how the hell had he gotten grounded? And…it wasn’t even his parents…figuratively speaking anyway.
He had yet to be grounded for the ‘special videos’ and dancing to a rock song inside his bedroom and in silence merited a grounding?
That made sense as much as Yoochun being the top…but yeah the Yoosu seemed to work out so somehow in their messed up but functioning household grounding him for a rock song made sense so he just had to let it go and live with it.
He had just left his room, and on the way out his eye caught his mp3 player and on impulse he picked it up and put it in his pocket and just as soon Jaejoongs voice rang out through their apartment.
“DINNER IS READY!!!” and just as he finished four grown men ran to the kitchen like a kid after ice cream.
Chairs were pulled out and pushed, floors squeaked and plates clinked. Dinner in the DongBang house hold had started and was as loud and boisterous as ever.
Jaejoong just smiled as they all attacked the main course at the same time and as per usual Yunho won…and as per usual Changmin got him to give it up with his big doe like eyes and the fact that he would kick him under the table, shocking him into dropping the ladle.
“Aish! You wanna get grounded again?” Yunho would yell and Changmin just stuck his tongue out and finished stacking his plate sky high.
“Hey! Leave us some will ya?! You stopped growing, you can’t use that excuse now!!!” and Yoochun would reach over and look inside the pot to see if there really was any left.
Junsu for the most part just grabbed the ladle from Changminnie and scooped himself some while Yoochun watched his lover with an incredulous look of betrayal.
“Wha? SuSu!?”
“What? You were complaining. I did nothing wrong.”
“You’re heartless,”
“I still love ya though”
“Funny way of showing it!”
“Words should suffice,”
“Well they don’t!”
“Live with it.”
“Ouch!” Yunjae say at the same time.
“Man, Dude your like a sad soap opera or dramatic film or those creepy romance novel characters.”
“I don’t like the glee in your voice Minnie!” And Yoochun rounded on the youngest only to have a spoon of food shoved in his mouth.
“You talk too much, eat, your only skin and bones, how the hell can you sleep or better yet have…” and the ‘parents’ rounded on him. “Kissing moments.”
“My butt makes up for his lack of everything.”
“I concur! To a certain extent!” and Yoochun leaned in and placed a small kiss on his brow.
“I would like to eat; unlike you Chunnie-Hyung…I am not on a creepy diet!”
“Changminnie is right, were eating.”
“Listen to Jae.” The others just looked at each other and smiled softly nodding.
After that dinner passed as usual, more fighting but not fighting and when it was all eaten and done with everyone left the table and put each of their plates up in the sink and went to watch TV.
Some sad annoying movie was on but since more than half, meaning everyone but Changmin wanted to watch it he had no other choice. Some where down the 2 hr long movie Junsus neck was getting molested and Yoochuns hands were mapping his chest, and Yunjae were in their own little world... making Changmin the only one actually following the movie that he didn’t even want to watch.
Still he liked to finish things he started and as annoying as the main character that cried too much was and as annoying as the other lead with its too many one liner that supposedly made the hearts of girls swoon, he was going to see the end of it even though he already pre-guessed the ending five minutes in the movie.
Half hour later and the credits rolled up along with Junus shirt and well Yunhos had just vanished.
He side-glanced them both and decided to just head for his room and skip his dish washing turn for tonight…
“DISHES! YOUR TURN!” and he had just grabbed his bedroom door and was going to close it. Trust Jaejoong, who hated to do them to remember it was his night. Damn he really was like mother at times.
Grumbling under his breath he pulled the door back and debated on closing it…but thought better of it. But Damned!! He thought for sure the horny butts were gonna forget it.
God hated him for being smart and pretty!
He reached the kitchen and somehow he thought that punishment might be better…but then more than likely Jaejoong would stop his NC-17 show with Yunho to yell at him and he thought better, Yunho might just accidentally pass him and he would be flying out of the balcony…he didn’t like flying, let alone with out a plane.
Grumbling under his breath he pulled his mp3 out and stuck it in. Pressing it on shuffle he let it run rampant as he divided the dishes in the sink up. The ones that had to be washed first, the next and those he could leave for tomorrow because they ‘needed’ to soak.
A good half hour had passed, especially since he was going at a snails pace, and he had just finished the glasses and was actually getting into washing the dishes, and the music was helping, especially with the blocking of certain sounds, and then he had begun to sing with them and dancing.
“She can suck holes in my world...
She can twist my nerves like wires
Everybody crawls up and down the walls
Up and down the cracks in each other back
In and out the holes in everybodys souls” and he was head banging, singing with the music.
He had just picked up a plate and was swishing the sponge around it with the rhythm of the song, and as hard as the rock, it nearly cracked but Changmin really didn’t notice, he was too wrapped up in his own little world.
“INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
She excites the pervert inside of me.
She knows how to make me howl...
All of the insects.... crawling on her sex
Up and down the scars like spiders with guitars
In and out the holes in everybodys souls” and the plates were all done, that left the utensils and the damned pots and pans.
Still Changmin really didn’t want to leave the song in the middle so he continued on, might as well finish the job, he did finish that unbelievably crappy movie.
He was mid head bang when Junsu had just come by for a glass of water when again, much to his horror he had to come and bare witness to a gyrating in the KITCHEN now of all places and if Junsu didn’t know any better Changmin was trying to do their sink.
Taking a deep breath he just stepped back and then practically tripped over his own feet trying to run to Yoochun, also he really needed to tell Yoochun to do it less roughly next time, his back was killing him…or better yet make him get the water!
Junsu practically had a big head collision with their bedroom door and after much slipping and sliding he grabbed the door handle and opened the door. Yoochun was already asleep face full of pillow.
He jumped up on the bed, and nearly gave a heart attack to Yoochun.
“Sink. Changmin. Sex!” Was all that he could make out the jumble of words that Junsu said before he was flunked off the bed and to the kitchen.
“INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
She lets me know that she think I'm a zero...
In electric disguise
She gets to blow and control a mulatto...
Like spiders and flies
SUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK ”
Somewhere in the back of Yoochuns mind, there was a debate going on. Was sleep more important or Changmin having sex with their sink? The decision was hard especially considering the fact that he had just had sex and he had just woken up. Now the question was…Which was easier?
Slumping his shoulders he finally decided, and just grabbed Junsu by his arm and headed back toward the bedrooms, Junsu was looking like he had gone loony but Yoochun had decided. This was the parents’ problem. It was late and he had just gotten a little…o.k. lot of horny and boy that butt had his name on it.
“INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
IT'S SUCH A PERFECT SOUND
INSIDE HER PERFECT MIND
INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND.
She can smell shame inside of me
She can tell I'm a liar
Everybody babble speedfreaks playing scrabble
Up and down the rips
In baby Jesus lips
In and out the holes
In everybodys souls”
Changmins voice floated to them and a very frightened wide eye Junsu turned to him and God could Yoochun get any hornier?
A knock at their parents’ door and nothing, then again another, then they heard small shuffling then a cuss word then the handle jiggled and then a very aggravated Yunho came to the door only in his boxers, which didn’t look worn previously.
“Ahem.”
“Right. Sink. Changmin. Sex. Goodnight.” And with that Yoochun pulled Junsu to their bedroom.
Yunho for the most part was just stuck there. Wha? What the hell had Yoochun said again?
“Yunnie?” and Jaejoong came behind him wearing only his supposedly missing shirt, and looking like he just had the night of his life.
“Sink. Changmin. Sex.” And Yunho had just repeated what Yoochun had said when Jaejoong had appeared behind him and suddenly Jaejoongs face lost all color and he pushed Yunho out of the way and butt naked with only a shirt on marched to the kitchen, face going from pale to crimson red, Yunho had nothing else to do but follow.
“INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
She lets me know that she think I'm a zero...
In electric disguise
She gets to blow and control a mulatto...
Like spiders and flies
SUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK
NSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND
IT'S SUCH A PERFECT SOUND
INSIDE HER PERFECT MIND
INSIDE THE PERVERT MOUND.
SUCK” And Changmin finished his song and all the dishes.
“MAX SHIM CHOIKANG CHANGMIN!!!!!!” And he turned to be greeted with a very angry almost naked Jaejoong followed by not as naked but naked none the less Yunho. He didn’t know what to be scared of most, the fact they were naked or the look on Jaejoongs face…if looks could kill he would get attacked by thousands of tiny shards of glass, bled to death, burned on fire and then somehow would of spit and stomped allover his ashes…that’s what Changmin saw in his eyes…ok…yeah angry Jaejoong was scarier and Yunho seemed to be as well but not as bad.
“OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!! YUNHO DO SOMETHING WITH HIM!!” and he was yanked by Jaejoong and thrown into Yunhos arms as Jaejoong, proceeded to pull out the Clorox disinfecting wipes and began to clean the sink area and putt all the already washed dishes in the dish washer, all muttering under his breath words that Changmin couldn’t hear but he knew they weren’t remotely good.
God hated him because he was smart and pretty….and Shit he was in deep….well…shit!
TBC~
A/N: As stated above this one is daynah_bo babys! She found chapter one insanely funny and well she wanted more and boy crack is something I pride myself on! ^^ So the much awaited chapter 2 is here! ^^ Boy Im on fire!><
Comments are love! ~~~S2~~~