WHY DOES THE COOL STUFF ONLY HAPPEN IN ROMS

[shinneth]

So I've been quiet here for a while and I do have a lot to talk about, but right now there's only one thing that needs to be said.

I've been playing Pokemon White for a while (via rom, obviously). You know what I just now came across and caught?

A SHINY MAMEPATO

Comments

[gakurans]

that's because they changed the shiny thing to 1/5 so it's easy as hell

grinding is harder because you earn EXP in ratio's now too it's so balls

tabunne really isn't that rare as they made it out to be GOD TABUNNE YOU'RE CUTE AND USELESS YOU CAN'T EVEN TANK LIKE CHANSEY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

[shinneth]

wh-why you gotta bring me down like that

I HATE YOU NOW

[gakurans]

o-oh I'M SORRY YOU LIKE TABUNNE

it'sstilluseless

[shinneth]

TABUNNE HAS BEEN BITCHSLAPPING THOSE TADPOLES AND SEDUCING THOSE KARATE GI FREAKS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

but seriously this grinding is ridiculous and the Retaliation move Aloe's Pokemon have is so fucking hax

[gakurans]

LALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY JALORD

fuck AUGH I KNOW i started my black file and vengeance just kept pistol-whipping my samurai-otter. i only won after letting my firemonkey take the hit for it.

[shinneth]

GAH MY GRASS SNAKE IS TOO POWERFUL TO LEVEL-GRIND NOW IF HE STARTS DISOBEYING ME I SWEAR I'LL HURT HIM

Guh, I'm planning on having my black cat use Torment so Aloe can't keep SPAMMING the move and then make Munna hypnotize those assholes into sleeping because I swear they're so cheap I'm planning to ASS-RAPE all two of them with my team of five

[gakurans]

i don't see why he would unless you traded him...

ooh that works. i'm just a POWERPOWERPOWER kind of person. i prefer to CURBSTOMP everything fffff.

[shinneth]

Well the badges apparently say "all your Pokemon will obey you up to level [insert number here]", the first one being level 20 and most of my team is level 19/20 right now. XD I haven't had it happen before yet in previous games, but I don't want to risk it.

I tried curbstomping everything the first time... all that got me was ME getting curbstomped by motherfucking Retaliation THAT MOVE IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

[gakurans]

oh...that only applies to traded pokemon. at least it should...i never had any problems with my over-leveled jalord.

janobi stomped those mothers hard, my samurai-otter wasn't so lucky though B|;;

[shinneth]

motherfuckers why can't they be more specific like that. Oh well, still need to grind so Choroneko learns TORMENT and kills that Retaliation spamming!

I just remember blazing through Diamond & SoulSilver's gyms underleveled real easily why is it so hard now in Gen V it doesn't make seennnnse