Go, go, go wild dancers....
I finally got around to seeing 'Troy' last night, and it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. Having said that, this was due in no small part to Brad Pitt being naked for a lot of it. Fancying Brad Pitt being cliche makes it all the more fun. Ahem.
Today, I love:
Eric Bana (Blahblahblah 'emotional heart of the movie - oh shit, we have to kill him off, let's give his dad some weepy lines...' blahblahblah)
Ruslana (Ukranian! Politically active! Xena Warrior Princess!)
and O-Zone (Romanian boyband! Need I say more?)
And I wonder:
When the hell did my sister's friends grow up? They came back from the cinema yesterday talking about how you could see Hugh Jackman's arse despite the loincloth in Van Helsing. Dear God NO!
Why is Jake Gyllenhall going out with Kirsten Dunst? She looks like a bloody vampire.
Who convinced Wolfgang Petersen that giving Achilles the pelt of a ratty golden retreiver for hair was a good idea?
Today, I love:
Eric Bana (Blahblahblah 'emotional heart of the movie - oh shit, we have to kill him off, let's give his dad some weepy lines...' blahblahblah)
Ruslana (Ukranian! Politically active! Xena Warrior Princess!)
and O-Zone (Romanian boyband! Need I say more?)
And I wonder:
When the hell did my sister's friends grow up? They came back from the cinema yesterday talking about how you could see Hugh Jackman's arse despite the loincloth in Van Helsing. Dear God NO!
Why is Jake Gyllenhall going out with Kirsten Dunst? She looks like a bloody vampire.
Who convinced Wolfgang Petersen that giving Achilles the pelt of a ratty golden retreiver for hair was a good idea?