Untitled - Oneshot
Title: /untitled
Pairing: Key x Kex; Kex x Jonghyun; Mariel x Onew; Mariel x Jonghyun; Tasha x Minho; Tasha x Taemin (slight Key x Tasha and Taemin x Kex)
Genre: phail!Crack, phail!Fluff
Rating: G
Disclaimer: If I owned them, would I even be posting fanfiction =w="
Word count: 1225
Summary: Key says Kex wants to die, Jonghyun is protective and Mariel is jealous, and Taemin and Minho are fighting over Tasha.
Author's Notes: For marielmorimoto and himitsunamida . ILY BBS!
"Kex wants to die,"Key said darkly as he held the poor girl by her collar. "Do something about it."
Jonghyun huffed. Key and Kex had just disrupted Jonghyun, Mariel, Tasha and Minho's game of Monopoly. Mariel clicked her tongue.
"Aish, Kex can die later,"she snickered, "Onew oppa, it's your turn."
No answer. Onew was eating chicken lollipops behind their backs.
"AAAAH NAUGHTYYY,"Mariel said.
"No no--" Onew whined, struggling as Mariel grabbed him, dragging him back to the sofa. "Want--chicken!"
"Chicken can wait til later!" scolded Mariel.
"Oh but Kex dying will not wait any longer!" said Key threateningly and shook Kex's collar vigorously. "She wants to die badly!"
She shoved his hand off her shirt's collar. "I`m bored to death already."
Laughter. Key looks smug and takes her collar again. "You--! You know what? I.. AAAAAH FORGET IT!" Kex smirks and he storms off, and glances over at the sofa.
"Where's Taemin?" asked Tasha frantically. "OHNOES! Did he catch the flu again--COME HERE TAEMIN I`LL GET YOUR SWINE FLU FROM YOU!!!" and she went off to look for Taemin.
Minho clicked his tongue. Mariel and Kex looked at each other and smirked.
"Ooh, looks like someone's a little jeawous,"laughed Mariel, poking at Minho's cheek.
"Am not," Minho said defensively.
"Really~?" Kex asked teasingly. "Even if Tasha doesn't come back? Hmmmm~~?"
"Shut up or else I`ll help Key kill you--"
"KEX WON'T DIE UNTIL I SAY SO!" Jonghyun said furiously. Taemin came inside the room shortly, Tasha on his back humming gleefully.
"What'd I miss?"
"Kex wants to die!"
"Onew wants chicken!"
"Minho is jealous of you!"
"Hyungnim is jealous of me?" Taemin asked, clearly amused. He raised an eyebrow at Minho who quickly looked away. "Hee hee, you can get down now Tasha!"
Tasha pouted, and asked, "But why?"
"Hyungnim is jealous."
Tasha blinked. "Minho oppa is jealous?"
She turned to Minho. "Jealous?" A smile crept up her face. "NYAHAHA YOU'RE JEALOUS OPPA? WAHIHIHIIIII YOU REALLY DO LIKE ME DON'T YOU OPPA HEEEEEHEEEHEEE~"
"Shut up," Minho said nonchalantly and looked away again.
"Ugh I don't--"Jonghyun started between Tasha's shrieks of "MINHO OPPA LOOOOOOOVES ME--" "--wanna play this game anymore!"
"Good! Let's kill Kex; she wants to die,"Key said sarcastically.
"I DO NOT WANT TO DIE!" said Kex desperately, and Jonghyun grabbed her.
"We will not kill Kiru you masochist!" he said angrily and held Kex tightly.
"Oppa--"choked Kiru."--let go--can't breath!"
Jonghyun quickly released her. "Oops sorry!"
"AHA! You want to kill her!" Key blamed furiously.
"Eh?? You're no different!"
"So you do want to kill her!"
"If she didn't want to die I wouldn't kill her!"
"AHA! You like Kex, oppa!" Mariel said accusingly, wagging her finger at Key.
"You're only saying that because you want Jonghyun oppa all for yourself,"said Tasha coolly.
"Do not!" scoffed Mariel.
"Do to!"Tasha teased. Mariel turned red and sat beside Onew on the sofa, grabbing a fried chicken leg from Onew's large basket of assortments of chicken.
"Hey~" wailed Onew. He pouted and grabbed the chicken leg Mariel took and already had bitten and bited on it angrily.
"AHH! INDIRECT KISS!" gasped Taemin. "Naughty naughty, hyung."
Mariel gaped at him and turned to Onew, who was still devouring his chicken and shrugged his shoulders at her.
Tasha smirked at her. "NYAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA ONEW OPPA INDIRECTLY KISSED MARIEL WAHIHIHIIII!," and she and Kex started frolicking and dancing all around the room sing-songing the news.
"Ohoho, I can't wait for Key oppa and Taemin oppa to indirectly kiss you both," frowned Mariel, dropping herself onto the sofa and accidentally landing on Minho's lap. "Oops."
She turned to Tasha, whose eyes were looking deadly as if she wanted to kill someone right that moment.
"If you wanna kill someone kill Kex!" said Mariel and hid behind the sofa.
And while Taemin was busy holding back Tasha from shredding Mariel into an uncountable number of pieces, Jonghyun and Key were still deciding whether or not to kill Kex.
"No no no I was just joking because she was so annoying," Key said defensively. Kex shook her head.
"No no no you said you were going to kill me because I was threatening you that I`ll tell everyone you sort of like Tasha because you said you were gonna eat all my Apollo chocolates,"she said, still shaking her head, just a bit more vigorously this time.
"..why are we still discussing this?" Jonghyun asked.
"NYAHAHAHA KEY HYUNG LIKES TASHA!" Taemin announced excitedly. "Waitasec. Tasha? This Tasha? My TASHA???!"
"Whaddya mean your Tasha??? TASHA IS MIIIIINE!" said Minho.
Tasha flailed all over the sofa "HEEE LEE TAEMIN AND CHOI MINHO ARE FIGHTING OVER MEEE~"
Meanwhile, Kex was gaping at Mariel and Onew.
"Onew oppa,"she said,"you're sharing your chicken!"
"Hmm?" Onew said despite his already full mouth.
"Don't talk when you're mouth is full!" scolded Mariel. Onew nodded gleefully.
"Can I have some chicken, then--" Kex said, reaching out for some chicken barbeque. "--OUCH!"
Onew had pinched her hands. "NO! Only Mariel-ssi."
Kex pouted. "Hmp. Just because you like Eli-chan--"
"NYAHAHAHAHA ONEW HYUNG LIKES MARIELLLL!" hollered Taemin excitedly.
"What. Did. You. FEED HIM??"
Tasha shrugged and joined Taemin as he sang "ONEW AND MARIEL SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Hey hyung, Onew likes Mariel," Taemin told Jonghyun gleefully.
"My Mariel?" Jonghyun said sadly.
"EHHH WHAT ABOUT ME??" whined Kex.
"You can stay with idiot boy over there,"he answered bitterly, pointing to Key, who glared dangerously at him.
"You are underestimating my almighty powers,"he said nonchalantly. Kex patted his back.
"It's okay, Key-sama," she said, nodding reassuringly. "I don't underestimate you."
"Hnn, thanks, baby."
"WHO GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION TO CALL HER BABY??" Jonghyun screeched.
"I thought you like Eli-chan!"Kex pouted. "MARIEL WHO DO YOU LIKE?"
"Hee hee, I like fried chicken,"Mariel giggled.
"You mean Onew hyung?" Taemin asked curiously when he and Tasha stopped before breaking into a chorus of 'ONEW AND MARIEL SITTING ON A TREE'. Tasha grinned behind him.
Mariel nodded happily.
"No no no Kex already chose me okaaaay?" Key said.
"You wanted to kill her!"
"You wanted to kill her too!"
"AHHHH WILL YOU PLEASE STOP BICKERING SHEESH WE'RE OUTTA HERE"Kex growled since she could not control her temper.
She stomped out of the room.
"Oppa, go get Kex back in here!" Tasha whined, pouting at both Minho and Taemin. "Whoever gets her first has a date with me Friday-- ooh, that was fast."
Taemin was back with a flash, Kex on his back with a sort-of glum expression on her face.
He let her down.
"That's unfair! Kex likes Taemin she wouldn't think twice going in here!" complained Minho.
"Dummy, I like Key oppa, don't I?"said Kex, sticking out her tongue. A very cheesy grin was etched on Key's face and he stuck out his tongue at Jonghyun.
"THIS IS SO UNFAAAAIR! Why don't I have a partner??" said Jonghyun miserably. "Even Onew hyung has Mariel!"
"I DON'T HAVE A PARTNER EITHER YOU IDIOT!" Minho yelled. "AND I`M SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST CHARISMATIC MEMBER HERE!"
"We proved you wrong then,"Taemin said teasingly and tickled Tasha to the sofa.
"Fine, we'll make our own pairing!"
The three pairs stared at them, and all said in unison: "Ewwwww."
Pairing: Key x Kex; Kex x Jonghyun; Mariel x Onew; Mariel x Jonghyun; Tasha x Minho; Tasha x Taemin (slight Key x Tasha and Taemin x Kex)
Genre: phail!Crack, phail!Fluff
Rating: G
Disclaimer: If I owned them, would I even be posting fanfiction =w="
Word count: 1225
Summary: Key says Kex wants to die, Jonghyun is protective and Mariel is jealous, and Taemin and Minho are fighting over Tasha.
Author's Notes: For marielmorimoto and himitsunamida . ILY BBS!
"Kex wants to die,"Key said darkly as he held the poor girl by her collar. "Do something about it."
Jonghyun huffed. Key and Kex had just disrupted Jonghyun, Mariel, Tasha and Minho's game of Monopoly. Mariel clicked her tongue.
"Aish, Kex can die later,"she snickered, "Onew oppa, it's your turn."
No answer. Onew was eating chicken lollipops behind their backs.
"AAAAH NAUGHTYYY,"Mariel said.
"No no--" Onew whined, struggling as Mariel grabbed him, dragging him back to the sofa. "Want--chicken!"
"Chicken can wait til later!" scolded Mariel.
"Oh but Kex dying will not wait any longer!" said Key threateningly and shook Kex's collar vigorously. "She wants to die badly!"
She shoved his hand off her shirt's collar. "I`m bored to death already."
Laughter. Key looks smug and takes her collar again. "You--! You know what? I.. AAAAAH FORGET IT!" Kex smirks and he storms off, and glances over at the sofa.
"Where's Taemin?" asked Tasha frantically. "OHNOES! Did he catch the flu again--COME HERE TAEMIN I`LL GET YOUR SWINE FLU FROM YOU!!!" and she went off to look for Taemin.
Minho clicked his tongue. Mariel and Kex looked at each other and smirked.
"Ooh, looks like someone's a little jeawous,"laughed Mariel, poking at Minho's cheek.
"Am not," Minho said defensively.
"Really~?" Kex asked teasingly. "Even if Tasha doesn't come back? Hmmmm~~?"
"Shut up or else I`ll help Key kill you--"
"KEX WON'T DIE UNTIL I SAY SO!" Jonghyun said furiously. Taemin came inside the room shortly, Tasha on his back humming gleefully.
"What'd I miss?"
"Kex wants to die!"
"Onew wants chicken!"
"Minho is jealous of you!"
"Hyungnim is jealous of me?" Taemin asked, clearly amused. He raised an eyebrow at Minho who quickly looked away. "Hee hee, you can get down now Tasha!"
Tasha pouted, and asked, "But why?"
"Hyungnim is jealous."
Tasha blinked. "Minho oppa is jealous?"
She turned to Minho. "Jealous?" A smile crept up her face. "NYAHAHA YOU'RE JEALOUS OPPA? WAHIHIHIIIII YOU REALLY DO LIKE ME DON'T YOU OPPA HEEEEEHEEEHEEE~"
"Shut up," Minho said nonchalantly and looked away again.
"Ugh I don't--"Jonghyun started between Tasha's shrieks of "MINHO OPPA LOOOOOOOVES ME--" "--wanna play this game anymore!"
"Good! Let's kill Kex; she wants to die,"Key said sarcastically.
"I DO NOT WANT TO DIE!" said Kex desperately, and Jonghyun grabbed her.
"We will not kill Kiru you masochist!" he said angrily and held Kex tightly.
"Oppa--"choked Kiru."--let go--can't breath!"
Jonghyun quickly released her. "Oops sorry!"
"AHA! You want to kill her!" Key blamed furiously.
"Eh?? You're no different!"
"So you do want to kill her!"
"If she didn't want to die I wouldn't kill her!"
"AHA! You like Kex, oppa!" Mariel said accusingly, wagging her finger at Key.
"You're only saying that because you want Jonghyun oppa all for yourself,"said Tasha coolly.
"Do not!" scoffed Mariel.
"Do to!"Tasha teased. Mariel turned red and sat beside Onew on the sofa, grabbing a fried chicken leg from Onew's large basket of assortments of chicken.
"Hey~" wailed Onew. He pouted and grabbed the chicken leg Mariel took and already had bitten and bited on it angrily.
"AHH! INDIRECT KISS!" gasped Taemin. "Naughty naughty, hyung."
Mariel gaped at him and turned to Onew, who was still devouring his chicken and shrugged his shoulders at her.
Tasha smirked at her. "NYAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA ONEW OPPA INDIRECTLY KISSED MARIEL WAHIHIHIIII!," and she and Kex started frolicking and dancing all around the room sing-songing the news.
"Ohoho, I can't wait for Key oppa and Taemin oppa to indirectly kiss you both," frowned Mariel, dropping herself onto the sofa and accidentally landing on Minho's lap. "Oops."
She turned to Tasha, whose eyes were looking deadly as if she wanted to kill someone right that moment.
"If you wanna kill someone kill Kex!" said Mariel and hid behind the sofa.
And while Taemin was busy holding back Tasha from shredding Mariel into an uncountable number of pieces, Jonghyun and Key were still deciding whether or not to kill Kex.
"No no no I was just joking because she was so annoying," Key said defensively. Kex shook her head.
"No no no you said you were going to kill me because I was threatening you that I`ll tell everyone you sort of like Tasha because you said you were gonna eat all my Apollo chocolates,"she said, still shaking her head, just a bit more vigorously this time.
"..why are we still discussing this?" Jonghyun asked.
"NYAHAHAHA KEY HYUNG LIKES TASHA!" Taemin announced excitedly. "Waitasec. Tasha? This Tasha? My TASHA???!"
"Whaddya mean your Tasha??? TASHA IS MIIIIINE!" said Minho.
Tasha flailed all over the sofa "HEEE LEE TAEMIN AND CHOI MINHO ARE FIGHTING OVER MEEE~"
Meanwhile, Kex was gaping at Mariel and Onew.
"Onew oppa,"she said,"you're sharing your chicken!"
"Hmm?" Onew said despite his already full mouth.
"Don't talk when you're mouth is full!" scolded Mariel. Onew nodded gleefully.
"Can I have some chicken, then--" Kex said, reaching out for some chicken barbeque. "--OUCH!"
Onew had pinched her hands. "NO! Only Mariel-ssi."
Kex pouted. "Hmp. Just because you like Eli-chan--"
"NYAHAHAHAHA ONEW HYUNG LIKES MARIELLLL!" hollered Taemin excitedly.
"What. Did. You. FEED HIM??"
Tasha shrugged and joined Taemin as he sang "ONEW AND MARIEL SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Hey hyung, Onew likes Mariel," Taemin told Jonghyun gleefully.
"My Mariel?" Jonghyun said sadly.
"EHHH WHAT ABOUT ME??" whined Kex.
"You can stay with idiot boy over there,"he answered bitterly, pointing to Key, who glared dangerously at him.
"You are underestimating my almighty powers,"he said nonchalantly. Kex patted his back.
"It's okay, Key-sama," she said, nodding reassuringly. "I don't underestimate you."
"Hnn, thanks, baby."
"WHO GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION TO CALL HER BABY??" Jonghyun screeched.
"I thought you like Eli-chan!"Kex pouted. "MARIEL WHO DO YOU LIKE?"
"Hee hee, I like fried chicken,"Mariel giggled.
"You mean Onew hyung?" Taemin asked curiously when he and Tasha stopped before breaking into a chorus of 'ONEW AND MARIEL SITTING ON A TREE'. Tasha grinned behind him.
Mariel nodded happily.
"No no no Kex already chose me okaaaay?" Key said.
"You wanted to kill her!"
"You wanted to kill her too!"
"AHHHH WILL YOU PLEASE STOP BICKERING SHEESH WE'RE OUTTA HERE"Kex growled since she could not control her temper.
She stomped out of the room.
"Oppa, go get Kex back in here!" Tasha whined, pouting at both Minho and Taemin. "Whoever gets her first has a date with me Friday-- ooh, that was fast."
Taemin was back with a flash, Kex on his back with a sort-of glum expression on her face.
He let her down.
"That's unfair! Kex likes Taemin she wouldn't think twice going in here!" complained Minho.
"Dummy, I like Key oppa, don't I?"said Kex, sticking out her tongue. A very cheesy grin was etched on Key's face and he stuck out his tongue at Jonghyun.
"THIS IS SO UNFAAAAIR! Why don't I have a partner??" said Jonghyun miserably. "Even Onew hyung has Mariel!"
"I DON'T HAVE A PARTNER EITHER YOU IDIOT!" Minho yelled. "AND I`M SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST CHARISMATIC MEMBER HERE!"
"We proved you wrong then,"Taemin said teasingly and tickled Tasha to the sofa.
"Fine, we'll make our own pairing!"
The three pairs stared at them, and all said in unison: "Ewwwww."