Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shinji! Japan provides over thirty percent…: shinji

shinji_prodigy

Apr 25, 2006 08:46

Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's shinji supply!
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by shinji.
Shinji became extinct in England in 1486.
Shinji cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!
Shinji can live for up to a week without a head!
Shinji once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
Red shinji at night, shepherd's delight. Red shinji at morning, shepherd's warning.
A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for shinji, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
Early thermometers were filled with shinji instead of mercury!
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is shinji!

Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are kippei.
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating kippei at least three times a week.
Kippei is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
Kippei has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
Kippei can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to kippei.
The patron saint of kippei is Saint Eugenie!
If you drop kippei from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
About one tenth of kippei is permanently covered in ice.
Kippei can live for up to a week without a head!

Red akira at night, shepherd's delight. Red akira at morning, shepherd's warning.
Grapes explode if you put them inside akira!
Akira was named after Akira the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
Akira was declared extinct in 1902.
Birds do not sleep in akira, though they may rest in him from time to time.
Akira is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
Akira can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
Akiraomancy is the art of telling the future with akira.
A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted akira.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as akira.

note to self: do not put grapes inside Aki.