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Kim Davis is my most favorite person in the whole world. I cannot imagine living in a world without a Kim Davis in it. There would be no puppies in a world without Kim Davis. No kitties. No sunshine. No rainbows. No depletion of the ozone or nuclear bombs either. All of the wonders of life would just cease to exist if the world would cease to allow Kim Davis to be. I have often thought to myself "Self, why aren't you as great as Kim Davis? How can one attain such greatness?" But of course I always realize that it is merely impossible to even compare oneself to the wonders of Kim Davis. It is like comparing a stinky stinky diaper to the most precious of all purfumes. Oh how I long to smell a little more French and a little less poo! Kim Davis only wears the most expensive designer clothing that her manservants and maidservants craft for her out of the world's most perfectly spun silk. And each thread is coated in a thin layer of gold, so precious, then dipped in a fine powder made of ground up diamonds. Yes, it is most certainly worth all the suffering in Africa and India for the diamonds in Kim Davis's clothes. I could not imagine a world where Kim Davis was not clothed in bling. I think upon these things and sigh. I practice my breathing, trying to release the image of Kim Davis from my mind, but find that she is the only thing that brings me Peace enough to truly Meditate. Great elephants cannot compare, neither can the world's cutest wobbly penguin, to the treasures gained when one has Kim Davis in their home.