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*pats Alcarinque on the rings* Oh, come now, things aren't that bad. Yes, I know comets hurt, but it's gone now, and there isn't another one due to come this far in for years yet. And if you'd stayed on your proper course, it wouldn't have hit you in the first place...Oh, no, I don't blame you, but there's a reason She set all of you in your paths. Now, I know you're a good little planet at heart, so you behave yourself and there'll be some nice helium in it for you.
*flies back down to earth*
*flies back down to earth*