Okay, so today was boring. I went to bed starving because I'm SMART like that, tried to put my kitty to sleep but kept being scared I'd crush her so ultimately took her downstairs again u.u; When I got up, breakfast was two granola bars (go me for eating healthy?) and going downstairs to find my kitty staring at me from on the table. oO;; right. So, that was around noon, I went to bed at five, it was good. I laid down on the couch and watched RENT on the tv *_*; *cough* Took another nap for boredom, with the window open, when I came out, the rest of the house was a sauna, and my room was comfy. wtf mate. XD
Anyway, been playing MapleStory with Neko for awhile, then I got off to RP wtih her instead. Insanity insued in one of our boxes. To not..mess everyone up, details here, actual RPness behind the cut. So since I was RENT-addicted a couple nights ago, I demanded a Digimon-style RENT RP. Meaning, we put Digimon characters into RENT. Except, rather than have them have AIDS, we made them druggies, because we didn't relish killing anyone. We put Ken as Angel (for who knows why), Koushiro as Collins, Yama as Roger, Tai as Mimi (haha), and Kouji and Kouichi as Maureen and Joanne. We didn't care enough about Bennie and Mark for awhile. Anyway. The RP was really going nowhere, and at the point where we stopped being serious, Kou was offering a needle to Ken to let HIM give Kou the drugs. He'd taken off his coat and was offering his arm, and this is what happens:
Neko: Ken: Just... we're pathetic
ShiniNeko: Kou: I know.
Neko: Ken: Just so long as you know. I'm a golden god! GAH AIDS! *Death* Now for a song. I mean... *Dead*
ShiniNeko: Kou: ... T.T But my drugs!
Neko: Ken: You can still take them! Shoot up my dead body... wait... huh, I can talk. WOOT VAMPIRE!
ShiniNeko: Kou: o.o You don't want me, see druggy. Make you SICK yes.
Neko:Ken: Yoda you are! I shall eat YODA! ...I had a dog named Yoda once, I think he did drugs too!
ShiniNeko: Kou: ... your dog is sick dude. I'm leaving now *grabs needles, b-line for door*
Neko: Ken: Hey! My meal is running away! I didn't order... no, that pun is so bad I'm not going to say it! *pounces* YUMMY!
ShiniNeko: Kou: *Squawk* I AM FAST FOOD! LEMME GO!! *SOB*
Neko: Ken: No! You must contract AIDS! AIDS creates vampires! Talk about a new STD!
ShiniNeko: Kou: ... wtf is a golden god anyway?
Neko: Ken: It's a god that's you know, golden. WTF mate, are you dumb?
ShiniNeko: Kou: What does it DO!?
Neko: Ken: Dog stuff! I meamn GOD STUFF!
ShiniNeko: Kou: DOG STUFF?!
Neko: Ken: WOOT! Typo! I meant meant!
Neko: Ken: You know, like screw and eat and PEE ON THINGS
ShiniNeko: Kou: .. I'll be leaving now *wiggles free and bolts*
Neko: Ken: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!
ShiniNeko: Kou: HELLO?! YOU'RE A DRUGGY-AIDS-VAMPIRE!!
Neko: Ken: *BITES!* Now so are you! HAHAHAHA! It's a bite transmitted disease! A BTD!
ShiniNeko: Kou: Let's find new victims!
Neko: Ken: YAMA AND TAI! Those bastards haven't been in this RP for awhile!
ShiniNeko: Kou: AND THE OTHER KOUS!
Neko: Kouji: *To Kouichi* I say we go back to our own world now
Ken: THERE THEY ARE!
ShiniNeko: Kouichi: Good idea. Izumi, beam us up, NOW.
Kou: ATTACK!!
Neko: Kouji: *Blinks because they're now naked* Us! Not our clothes you fangirl bitch!
Ken: RABID BITE ATTACK!
ShiniNeko: Kou: *DIVEDIVE!*
Kouichi: RUN!!
Neko: Kouji: Rabid bite attack sounds like a pokemon attack
Ken: *Stops, nods* Ken ken ke ke ken
ShiniNeko: Kou: ....I'm going to be cured and leave now, thanks >>;
Kouichi: Wait, you can do that?
Neko: Ken: Fucking pikachu doesn't know how lucky he has to have tons of syllables in his name! And no you can't! RABID SCREW ATTACK! *jumpson Kou*
Kouji: ...you have witnessed the mindon crack. Tune in next week for... no, don't tune it. Just don't
ShiniNeko:Kouichi: It'll break your mind. Goodbye everybody!!
Neko:Ken: Owari! Sexy owari!
Kouji: How can an owari be sexy?
Ken: Funga fufu!
Kouji: ... WRONG SERIES!
Ken: So? I'm a voice actor for thatseries too. Wait... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
ShiniNeko:Kou: ... You have witnessed the minds on crack, please, do not worry about the authoresses, they're really just fine.
Kouichi: No they're not!
Hao: No stealing my brother's lines!
Neko:Yoh: Seriously! My line! SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ORANGE!
Ken: Erm... Salior Paku Romi make up! I shall be REN! *poofs!*
ShiniNeko:Kou: ... Now I'm just gone. *poof*
Hao: ...
Neko:Yoh: O.o funga fufu funga fufu OWARI
*Snicker* I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering. Enjoy! ^__^