Shinigami Entry 10: The Soul Society's Presence...! (Locked from Soi Fon)

[shinigami_sub]

So...it looks like someone from the Soul Society's finally in the Digital World! I'm almost glad it's not her!

Hey-that one Tamer who said that he knows everything about my world! Whatever your name is, don't tell the Shinigami/new Tamer what you told me! They probably won't believe you, or they'll think that you're nuts.

(OOC: Strikes not

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[harisen_x_sword]

Soifon's here? Oh boy, this won't end well.

Time to break out the Yoruichi plushie with matching black cat backpack I'm thinking. /digs in pockets

[shinigami_sub]

...You have a plushie of Yoruichi?! What for?

[harisen_x_sword]

Duh, to distract Soifon when she goes on one of her rampages or something. You should see just how worked up she can get when in the Real World.

[shinigami_sub]

...I've seen her in the Real World at least once, and even then I was confused. Why would a plushie of Yoruichi distract her anyway?

[harisen_x_sword]

... you REALLY don't know? Oh man...

Just put simply, anything Yoruichi-shaped or Black-cat-shaped will definitely distract Soifon. Trust me on this.

[shinigami_sub]

...Know what? I know that Yoruichi and Urahara-san have a training grounds in the Soul Society and that Urahara-san made one similar beneath his shop; Yoruichi mentioned it to me!

Black cat-shaped? What's that supposed to mean - I'm supposed to go find her a black cat and give it to her?!

[harisen_x_sword]

...must resist killing him for being an idiot...

Ichigo...

Soifon...

Is.

In.

Love.

With.

Yoruichi.

(ooc: tiny strikes not there)

1/2

[shinigami_sub]

Oh. Why didn't you just say that in the...?

...

2/2

[shinigami_sub]

...!

SHE'S WHAT?!!

Re: 2/2

[harisen_x_sword]

*sigh*

Yes, she's in love with her. Has been for YEARS. Haven't you EVER noticed how horribly awkward Soifon gets around Yoruichi in human form, or how much she pampers her in cat form, or how she hugs every black cat she sees, showing a hidden girly side?

Trust me on this: Urahara and I have stalked the pair far too many times to dissuade the notion. Hell, I think all of Soul Society knows this. They're just too scared of Soifon to say anything. Except Ken-chan, and he's a monster who frightens the monsters.

[shinigami_sub]

Normally I'm not around when she's with Yoruichi, except for that time with the Bounts. And even then, they were on a mission.

(sighs) You haven't lied to me about anything yet, and you helped me when it came to finding my friend/student a present, so I'm not about to question your trust.

...Kenpachi would scare a monk into hiding! And it doesn't matter if he's the chainsaw-wielding one or not!