[FIC]: Incest Talk - SasuNaru, NejiHina
Title: Incest Talk
Pairing: SasuNaru, NejiHina, hints of ItaSasu
Summary: Neji just wanted ideas for Hinata's birthday party. But if Naruto wanted to fight about incest, Neji's not going to back down.
Warning: Crack? 292 words
Credits: Typed in 10 minutes. Or less. Unbeta'ed, and. This is not a for srs bzns fic xD;; I typed this out since SasuNaru is winning in my oneshot poll! (And because if I don't do this, I'll do nothing but type out that Lelouch x Suzaku pr0n inspired by Geass R2 EP21)
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So, Naruto and Neji are inside a classroom, with Neji asking the blond to help him plan his Hinata-sama's birthday party.
"Incest," Naruto mentioned with a snicker, thoroughly enjoying the scandalized look Neji sported.
Normally, Neji would have lectured Naruto about how such things should never be mentioned outside EVER, but… Instead, Neji chose to slant a look that screamed 'oh, you're so screwed now'.
"Hinata-sama is my cousin," Neji said with that smirky-face that Naruto secretly loathed. "At least I don't have hots for my brother."
"Sasuke is not my brother!" Naruto yelled rather loudly.
And of course, wherever Naruto is, Sasuke is within five-meters radius, so it didn't surprise Neji that Sasuke was all ninja-like and stalker-ish and suddenly appeared inside the classroom Naruto and Neji were occupying.
"So you lied to me?"
Only Sasuke could so melodramatic and actually look like he truly meant it.
"No!" Naruto instinctively denied, but changed it as soon as Neji's smirk widened further. "Yes!"
Sasuke gasped dramatically, while Naruto looked incredulous beyond belief.
"I said you're like a brother to me." The blond crossed the distance between him and the Uchiha-boy. "Why, do you actually want to be my brother?"
Almost like an afterthought, "After the several nights of mind-blowing sex?"
Sasuke contemplated the thought for a while. "…It… would be nice. I guess."
Naruto looked horrified and Neji looked amused.
"Oh shit, I'm totally going to kill Itachi."
Hinata's birthday party plans were forgotten as the destructive duo started throwing punches as they quarreled over Sasuke's apparent fetish for incest relationships and Naruto's apparent disapproval about such fetishes.
Neji would have protested at being ignored, but he was simply relieved that the incest comment wasn't going to be directed to him again anytime soon.
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OWARI
LOL Please shoot me now. Not posted in ff.netorz;; And, and. Lelouch looks so crazeh in the episode this week. I LOVE IT. And of course. The final 5 minutes...! It was so brain-breaking but it was oh so good *flail*