I'm delurking for a moment, since the Biophysics exam earlier fried my brain to crisp -__- The lecturer said that he'll include some formulas (an appendix of sorts) at the end of the exam paper, but NOOOOOOOOOOO. It wasn't there T___T I think I invented a couple of formulas earlier -__-;; How can you do this to me ;__; And the exam was right minus wrong, %$&^&@&@.
Ookay. So while I calm myself down and prepare to panic for my Immunology test on Friday..., I shall post the fic ideas that hit me during the first part of my Temporary Hiatus -.- I guess that a lot of you would throw stuff at me again, since I got hit by new fic ideas ;__; These stuff aren't my first priority (since updating the already-there- multichaps is the number one thing to do after sleeping after exams XD), but I'd like to post them now to (a) get your opinion (b) stake my claim on these plot bunnies hahaha ;)
I.
Title: ...?
Genre: Action/Adventure/General/Drama/Romance
Pairing: SasuNaru (As if I write anything else :|)
Summary: Okay. Let's restart the Naruto from the first few episodes. "For Team Seven: Naruto, Sakura and Sai. And since Hatake Kakashi is on a year-long mission, your jounin instructor would be... Uchiha Sasuke."
A/N: Hot jounin!Sasuke + cute genin!Naruto = YAY! :D
II.
Title: Definition of Me
Summary: Iruka's assignment to improve class-bonding and vocabulary: make a dictionary with your names as the entries. [not a songfic]
Prompt: Open Up Your Mind, sung by MIRAI
Excerpt(s):
Naruto (by Sasuke) - (n.) dobe, idiot, moron. [i.e. You're such a Naruto.] (v.) to rush into things without thinking [i.e. Only you would Naruto into that situation that quickly]. Naruto (v.) has past, present and future tenses. Naruto (adj.) sunny, cheerful. Naruto (adv) clumsily.
Sasuke (v.) has no future tense, because he lives in the past. Naruto frowned at that statement. He remembered the feelings that he harbored for the other, and the moments they shared together. With a wistful smile, the blond erased the clumsily-written words, and wrote instead.
Sasuke (v.) future tense - "Naruto".
III. Okay, I've been influenced by BLEACH and Death Note too much ;__; Here are 5 different arcs, probably composed of only ~5 chapters each and/or just oneshots XD Similar universe, but different roles and situations. I've been thinking a lot of what-ifs, lately ^^
(a) SasuNaru, Death Note Series
Naruto as Yagami Light, Dark!Naruto + Sasuke as Ryuzaki
(b) SasuNaru, Deadly Series *** (This will be the one patterned after the Death Note manga/anime most ^^;;
Sasuke as Yagami Light + Naruto as Ryuk + Sakura as Misa + Lee as Rem
(c) SasuNaru, Death Kiss Series
Naruto has always wanted somebody to acknowledge him. He finally found that somebody. ...But that person isn't exactly human. That person is... a Shinigami [Death Note-based]
(d) SasuNaru, Death Zero Series
In a world where creatures are either plus or minus, a group of people who don't belong emerges... "We are Zero and we don't have emotions."
(e) SasuNaru, some NaruSaku, some SasuSaku? Death World Series
Sasuke as Ulquiorra + Sakura as Orihime + Naruto as Ichigo
IV.
Title: Angels
Prompt: Tezuka Kunimitsu (ahaha. and you thought I'd do something tennis-like here, huh? :P). In the Prince of Tennis OVA opening, there was a scene with angel!wings!Tezuka, so here goes~
Every year, Konoha sacrifices a young child to the Uchiha clan, in hopes of saving their village by appeasing cruel monsters. It was Naruto's turn to be sacrificed now, and he was ready to poke the eyes of those horrible clawed monsters that were going to take him. When he goes to that castle... maybe the Uchiha "monsters" weren't so vile and cruel and ugly, after all?
V. SasuNaru, based on CRISS CROSS: TezuFuji: Title of Mine + Gekkou
*Naruto = past is known as Kyuubi. A reknowned killer. He was heavily wounded and then he winds up on a river, near Sasuke's private house
*Sasuke = treats Naru's wounds. Naru doesn't want to love him, because of his past as Kyuubi, but it seems that Sasuke himself is hiding secrets of his own. Secrets that are darker than Naruto's.
VI. SasuNaru
Naruto was captured by the Akatsuki, but a not-so-accidental hero in a not-so-accidental encounter will change that. [SasuNaru, based on latest chapters]
VII. SasuNaru - "Guidebook to Uzumaki Naruto's Heart"
Summary: [SasuNaru AU] Sasuke wasn't a privy person, but when he saw that notebook... There was only one person idiotic enough to cover his secret diary in neon orange. [aka Sasuke discovers Naruto's diary]
VIII. SasuNaru, based on Loveless (and of course, with a twist! XD)
Itachi as Seimei + Naruto as Ritsuka + Sasuke as Soubi
IX. Remember the
excerpt here? I've decided to make it a vampire!fic. With lots of plot twists. Based on the latest manga chapters, just because :D 80% of the fic is already finished in the planning ^^
X. Title: Brother's Advice
SasuNaru [fanart; DJ; fanfic] Itachi gives advice to Sasuke (Sasuke screwed up in showing Naruto his feelings).
Excerpt(s):
"Sasuke," Itachi intoned in a very grave voice, "Naruto-kun wouldn't just fall for you just by you wearing lots of leather."
"...But you said that I have to look-" Sasuke angrily started to retort, but his complaints were muffled by the sudden appearance of clothes shoved directly to his face.
The younger Uchiha was almost terrified to look at the bundle in his arms.
"...It's a bathrobe?" Sasuke's voice was quivering with a mixture of dread, terror and disbelief.
"No, of course not," Itachi replied, and Sasuke almost wished it WAS a bathrobe. "...It's a gay pirate costume I made just for you!"
~*~*~*~
"You just cornered Naruto-kun into a corner and kissed him?" Itachi asked, adjusting his reading glasses primly as he fixed the papers he was signing with a deadly stare.
Sasuke loudly sighed, still depressed from what happened after The Kiss. Naruto pushed him away, and the blond's eyes were filled with angry disbelief.
"Just kissed him?" Itachi prompted again. Sasuke nodded irritably.
PLONK!
"What the fuck was that for?!" Sasuke sullenly yelled, one hand rubbing the spot on his head where Itachi threw something hard just a few seconds ago.
"Dearest brother," Itachi started, sounding like a menacing preschool teacher lecturing a very stupid kid, "if you already shoved Naruto-kun into a room, you should have had sex with him already!"
....
"WHAT?!" Sasuke yelled again. Itachi noted that this is a very special day. Sasuke rarely shouted, after all.
Sasuke looked disturbed and embarrassed by Itachi's idea. "Okay," The older one relented, "maybe just some oral sex, then-"
"You're sick," Sasuke muttered, but it was loud enough for Itachi to hear. "A-ah," Itachi agreed with that sentiment and went back to signing the papers.
"...Did you just throw your nailpolish bottle at me?" Sasuke asked after he located the thing responsible for the throbbing pain on his forehead.
"Don't be silly," Itachi advised, fingers moving the pen in elegant whirls of lines and shapes, "I threw an *empty* nailpolish bottle at you."
Sasuke decided that his brother was really strange.
XI. I've been roped into accepting a challenge, where I would need to make SasuNaru in different anime universes. Crossover, without major borrowing of the other series' characters -__- Ten universes required, and I've already found: (a) Absolute Boyfriend, (b) Epotoranso!Mai, (c) Appare Jipangu!, (d) Imadoki!, (e) Peach Girl and (f) Gate Keepers. Yes, they're mostly shoujo-romance mangas. Ahaha;;;; I'm writing romance, after all XD
*slumps on the desk* Well, that took later than I thought -__- Please give me comments and stuff! XD I'll be back by May 2nd, so look out for those fics and my other updates! :D
*anime spoilers!!!*
*...I'm sad that Ulquiorra is only... that number -.- Whyyyyyyyy.
*...I want Ulquiorra x Ichigo.
*...I'm awaiting chapter 351 of Naruto.
...Thank you muchly to all those who gave comments and good-luck wishes! ^___^ I'll try my best to reply to comments and/or reviews and/or emails asap ;)
...I'm going to die from my exams =__=
*going back to lurking*