In Which our Hero is Preturbed

[shinigami1386]

So I just got a call on my cell from a number I didn't know. 'Hello?' 'Hello. Would you like to take a survey on 9/11' 'Um... sure.'
'How low do your balls hang?'
'.....What?'
'*laughter* How low do your balls hang?'
'...'
'9/11 happened because you were lazy. And you're a douche *more laughter*'
'....'

then they hung up.

What. The. Hell.
I looked up the number and it's from Colchester of all places. Some people can be real idiots. And how did they get my number?