In which our Hero is under the influence
WOOO! YEAH! COFFEE! HAHA!
As a coffee virgin of sorts (some of you might remember that I don't drink coffee or soda, and have chocolate milk coursing through my veins), I needed it tonight to prevent cranial shutdown. Heh. They really should warn you about the whole 'cream and sugar' thing before they let unsuspecting coffee n00bs near it. Black coffee, especially the college variety, is like liquid tar. God is it bad. And now, thanks to those few gulps (I tried a few times before I gave up), I am now out of it. Feeling exhausted and loopy with no way to shut down is NOT SO GOOD I THINK. Curse you vile substance. The beans are so tempting with their roasted smells of deliciousness. It's all a lie. A LIE I tell you! WOOO!
In other, soul-bearing news, for those of you who remember my dilema with the two girls at once from last year, know ye that it has come around. There was a girl with a crush on me. We started hanging out. But there was also the girl I kinda liked from end of last semester. First girl has potential, but nothing serious occurs. I watch movies on my laptop in my room with both of them (not at the same time, you jerks). I kinda like the second of the two, but now face the problem from last year-I have to hurt someone. HOWEVER, fate decides to let me off the hook in almost exactly the same way. Last year it was a phone call from girl one saying we both seem to busy to really consider a relationship. Now it's on Facebook-she's got too many personal issues to think about a relationship, even though I'm an 'amazing guy.' I am shocked, relieved, and SERIOUSLY CREEPED OUT. So, like, wow, man.
WOOOO!
As a coffee virgin of sorts (some of you might remember that I don't drink coffee or soda, and have chocolate milk coursing through my veins), I needed it tonight to prevent cranial shutdown. Heh. They really should warn you about the whole 'cream and sugar' thing before they let unsuspecting coffee n00bs near it. Black coffee, especially the college variety, is like liquid tar. God is it bad. And now, thanks to those few gulps (I tried a few times before I gave up), I am now out of it. Feeling exhausted and loopy with no way to shut down is NOT SO GOOD I THINK. Curse you vile substance. The beans are so tempting with their roasted smells of deliciousness. It's all a lie. A LIE I tell you! WOOO!
In other, soul-bearing news, for those of you who remember my dilema with the two girls at once from last year, know ye that it has come around. There was a girl with a crush on me. We started hanging out. But there was also the girl I kinda liked from end of last semester. First girl has potential, but nothing serious occurs. I watch movies on my laptop in my room with both of them (not at the same time, you jerks). I kinda like the second of the two, but now face the problem from last year-I have to hurt someone. HOWEVER, fate decides to let me off the hook in almost exactly the same way. Last year it was a phone call from girl one saying we both seem to busy to really consider a relationship. Now it's on Facebook-she's got too many personal issues to think about a relationship, even though I'm an 'amazing guy.' I am shocked, relieved, and SERIOUSLY CREEPED OUT. So, like, wow, man.
WOOOO!