Almost Home... 🥰🥰🥰
“1 ⭐, paid for booty pic and never received. lyin mid ass hoe, stay away, you're better off spending your money with Ms_Bootylicious or TightPussyRiRi”
- Jarod (After asking what would my Only Fans review would be since I don't take booty pics 😂😂😂)
Welp, we're officially leaving Charlotte…
^Gorgeous (Speaking of Gorgeous, I saw Jorgeous last night! Man, I have alot to say about last night. Like, ALOT but we'll get there in due time. Uno momento)
So apparently the hotel we were staying at was deep in the heart of the ghetto. I'm talking with the homeless, the hookers and the druggie/dealers. (I didn't know ‘til Jarod filled me in cuz he used to live in that hood booger area… Shit, we arrived in that crazy ass scene in The Perfect Storm so we couldn't see much of shit at 1st anyway. Funny part was, Mo and I were on the phone with Kai and Zyi on the way to the room… Talking about the storm!
^Once the Jinkx Monsoon cleared up…
It looked like a prison yard! I cannot 😂😂😂 But wait, there's more! (The fact that it's almost 6:30ams and still dark as shit outside is wild behavior. I need to say that) We ended up having to change rooms THREE TIMES. 1) cuz they didn't have the sofa bed and the lights in the bathroom didn't work so we got an “upgrade” to a double room (Honestly, that dude's face looked like “What sofa bed?”) 2) Our “upgrade” started out good enough. Floor was great for sock skating. 10/10 until 10:13pms. Drip. Drip. DRIP. Bruh, I thought I was tripping! The fucking ceiling was leaking! I was livid! Got a new room. On our way out the old one, found out that the tub was broken. (As you do) Woooooooooooow. The audacity, the nerve… No, THE SHEER GALL to charge a damage fee on a fucking dump. I better get my $100 back or Imma go Super Saiyan. Fuck that noise.
Despite that, we decided to hit the mall. Um…Whoa. Mo and I were scared of the escalators but we did it. We also did a little shopping. (We ended up wearing the necklaces that I bought at Hot Topic to the drag show… *sighs* I must REALLY wanna talk about that drag show) I also spent entirely too much on body wash (In my defense, there was a sale!)
^Mall 💜💜💜
^That coffee was brewed to wake you the fuck up. That's it. That's all. I was like: SHIT 😳😳😳 Needless to say, not only did I feel more awake, that shit put hair on my non-existent nuts 😂😂😂)
^We also rode an elevator that was unnecessarily large. Like, how many people were they looking for in there? Like Mo said: “This was basically a room.”
All in all, it was a fun day. The drag show will be getting its own entry soooooooo…
Later
- Jarod (After asking what would my Only Fans review would be since I don't take booty pics 😂😂😂)
Welp, we're officially leaving Charlotte…
^Gorgeous (Speaking of Gorgeous, I saw Jorgeous last night! Man, I have alot to say about last night. Like, ALOT but we'll get there in due time. Uno momento)
So apparently the hotel we were staying at was deep in the heart of the ghetto. I'm talking with the homeless, the hookers and the druggie/dealers. (I didn't know ‘til Jarod filled me in cuz he used to live in that hood booger area… Shit, we arrived in that crazy ass scene in The Perfect Storm so we couldn't see much of shit at 1st anyway. Funny part was, Mo and I were on the phone with Kai and Zyi on the way to the room… Talking about the storm!
^Once the Jinkx Monsoon cleared up…
It looked like a prison yard! I cannot 😂😂😂 But wait, there's more! (The fact that it's almost 6:30ams and still dark as shit outside is wild behavior. I need to say that) We ended up having to change rooms THREE TIMES. 1) cuz they didn't have the sofa bed and the lights in the bathroom didn't work so we got an “upgrade” to a double room (Honestly, that dude's face looked like “What sofa bed?”) 2) Our “upgrade” started out good enough. Floor was great for sock skating. 10/10 until 10:13pms. Drip. Drip. DRIP. Bruh, I thought I was tripping! The fucking ceiling was leaking! I was livid! Got a new room. On our way out the old one, found out that the tub was broken. (As you do) Woooooooooooow. The audacity, the nerve… No, THE SHEER GALL to charge a damage fee on a fucking dump. I better get my $100 back or Imma go Super Saiyan. Fuck that noise.
Despite that, we decided to hit the mall. Um…Whoa. Mo and I were scared of the escalators but we did it. We also did a little shopping. (We ended up wearing the necklaces that I bought at Hot Topic to the drag show… *sighs* I must REALLY wanna talk about that drag show) I also spent entirely too much on body wash (In my defense, there was a sale!)
^Mall 💜💜💜
^That coffee was brewed to wake you the fuck up. That's it. That's all. I was like: SHIT 😳😳😳 Needless to say, not only did I feel more awake, that shit put hair on my non-existent nuts 😂😂😂)
^We also rode an elevator that was unnecessarily large. Like, how many people were they looking for in there? Like Mo said: “This was basically a room.”
All in all, it was a fun day. The drag show will be getting its own entry soooooooo…
Later