Rupaul's Drag Race Season 15: Episode 5...

Feb 02, 2023 14:52

"Mistress… Now, I know we all read her for those kitten heels, but it's not her fault. They start off as stilettos."
- Loosey (My face as soon as it was outta her mouth: 😱🤣😂)

Hi hi hi Livejournal!
Before we get into the gig...
*** As of right now, Saturday is still a go with Caleb. I did a Saturday check Monday cuz y'all know how he rolls. His mental health is shakier than mine and that's saying A LOT.
*** Something's wrong with Andy. He's really upset about something. Imma call him tonight so I can sort him out cuz I don't like knowing he's unhappy. It makes me feel unhappy. He's my person. I can't live without knowing he's okay. (Entry update: Andy's job is overworking him. I'm worried cuz I remember when I passed out at The Burger farm like, a month after Brittney passed. Not sleeping is not a good idea. Eventually your body will put you down whether you wanna be or not. Hopefully next week things go back to normal cuz this has been going on since last November)
*** Player 456 needed a new ID so outta the kindness of my dark little heart, I ordered him a new one and had it sent to his mom's house. I'll probably never get that $11 and some change back but it's okay cuz ya know what I've come to find?
If you do something kind expecting to receive something in return, you didn't do it for them...
You did it for yourself.
And now… The mini challenge this week was the reading challenge. At first, I was against it cuz of how many queens there were, but I thought it went really, really well. At 1st, I was against the shorter episodes like everyone else but in the case of this episode, I liked how it came out. (SnatchGame, not so much) My favorite reads came from Luxx (I still think about Marshall's Marshall's Marshall's 😂😂😂) Marcia 3x's (Her saying it was unfair for RuPaul to make her compete without the other half of her brain, meaning Spice, was everything) but the holy grail of this entire challenge was Loosey cuz mama was READING, ya hear me? Ya know who I think would have crushed this challenge? Irene! Gah, I miss her and her gorgeous hair!
This week was a design challenge and you know what? I like how they did this. They broke the queens down into three "Haus'" and tho' each queen had to design their own look, they had to look like they all came from the same Haus. I'm gonna talk about my favorite look from each Haus. Cool? Cool
First up, we have The Haus of Visage seeing as how it was my favorite Haus...


^Honestly, Visage sounds like a real Haus that should be touring the ballroom circuit like, right now. Sad part is, I knew Amethyst was in the bottom before RuPaul uttered a peep. The only thing good about her look was the neck of her dress and that was about it. Everything else was definitely Peasant material.
Which was my favorite?

^Goddess (As soon as she stepped out, I was like: That's my winner! I wonder if it was killing Luxx that she couldn't tell Trinity she won this week's challenge when Trinity posted that she was waiting for her to win a challenge during their back and forth on Twitter last week cuz not gonna lie, fuck a NDA! I woulda been shouting it from the rooftops 😂😂😂)
Next up, is the Haus of Kressley..,

^I just wanna take a moment to appreciate Jax's runway this week cuz I liked it. Yeah, it was a bit too big but it made Max want to do something like it. We've been in brainstorming mode since she walked out.
Salina deserved that bottom placement. When she walked out, I wanted to like it, I just didn't. Crazy part it, as soon as she ditched the cape, it instantly looked better (How shady were the editors for grouping almost all the chicks who see in one group?) Salina said she could saw. She never claimed to be a designer. Just saying 🤷🤷🤷
Which was my favorite?



^Queen (Thank you Robin for being as beautiful as you are no matter how much the edit is trying to scrub you from existence)
And last, but most certainly not least, is the Haus of Matthews...

^What on Earth is Loosey wearing? I mean, it is on brand with Ross. It's a lot to look at to say it's trying to be too much. I love the flow of Marcia 3x's look. When she spun around, I almost cheered my TV.
So which was my favorite?


^Queen (Just give Sasha the crown already! As soon as she stepped out, I audibly gasped. Yes, it's basically a swimsuit but it's a swimsuit done correctly 💜💜💜)
Your bottom two are Amethyst and Salina and this was a damn good lipsync. Salina was turning the party. She did that! I liked that when her skirt fell, she made it look like it was on purpose. We love a queen who can think on her feet.
Yeah, darn... You were a joy Amethyst but it was your third time in the bottom. The writing was on the wall with this one.
*sighs* Adios, bye bye Amethyst!
Later

television, rupaul, drag race

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