Rupaul's Drag Race Alstars 7: Episode 4...
"I'm not only pretty, I like to kick ass too!"
- Jaida (She is really entertaining this season)
Hi hi hi!
Before we get into the gig…
Yeah, I'm late. In my defense, this week has been hectic as hell. I've gotta go home, do my nails, straighten my hair so that I can curl it in the morning… No, no… Wait… What if I just rod my hair tonight so that it'll be super curly in the morning? Hmmm 🤔🤔🤔
Also, yeah, yeah. Before ya call me out, I already know. I've always been super, duper, uber, very adamant about my hatred of nails. Lemme explain! A few days after I put the teddy bear corset on my Shein birthday haul, I came across these cute little teddy bear nails and I was like: "They totally match my corset!" Upon closer inspection, they're not even long so I won't hafta spend the day paranoid that Imma rip my natural nail off at the cuticle. Actually, I put one against my hand yesterday and welp, I was right. They are super short. As a matter of fact, they're about the same length as my natural nails so yeah, we're good.
And now…
I like how now when the queens get plunged, they keep the game that Shea started going. According to Jinkx, if you hold it up to your ear it'll speak to you, but it only does that for the one who was chosen… I mean, I would say gross, but it's a rhinestoned plunger. That thing probably costs more than a normal person's rent. It's not going near anybody's toilet.
You know what? Since they keep bringing up the Legends Star, I've mentioned the Raja erasure several times but this week I'm feeling that familiar crinkle, but with Yvie. It's like they're doing everything they can for you to forget she's there and that is not okay. If it weren't for her impressively ghastly laugh, it would be like she isn't there.
What gives, Drag Race?! Why are y'all putting in overtime to dim Raja and Yvie's shine? It's mad annoying cuz I see what they're bringing to the table but Drag Race is doing the "3 blind mice" strut like they can't see them. Ugh, Jesus… Gross 🤮🤮🤮
End rant. Did they have a mini challenge this week? Lemme go check.
Oh! Y'all got my boo out here craving a Legends Star like a crackhead does strange for some change. Give my baby a star, dammit! All jokes aside, The Vivienne pointing out that she's still star-less like we're not only on episode 4 is hilarious. Jinkx walking in playing "Bing Bang Bong" on that ukulele should make The Vivienne feel a little better tho'. I mean, it made me smile.
I checked. No mini challenge. Ah well. This week's maxi is something called "Miscarriage Of Justice tho'.
^Knight (I have likes, I have dislikes)
Court: I thought Raja did really, really good cosplaying herself as the old lady. It wasn't winner worthy but it was hilarious. Honestly, the 2nd group wasn't as good as the 1st. There. I said it
^Queen (Why did it look like Monét was unsure as to how to walk in it tho'? I agree with Nina Bo Nina Brown who made the comment that this look looks like it's more for a photoshoot than the runway)
Court: The only memorable thing from this was how that Monét didn't blend her snout and it was driving me crazy every time she spoke
^Knight (I like that she decided to be an elegant hedgehog, but my brain feels like it would have melted in all the right ways had she come out as Sonic The Hedgehog)
Court: Man, this was Jinkx's challenge! She was running circles around everybody! ESPECIALLY when her ear fell off and she told RuPaul (Who was sporting some prison flip flops under some clod hopper feet) that she was gonna hafta speak up a little. Gold!
^Queen (I saw some complaints about this and I wanna agree, but this is just so stunning. It's a soft queen tho' cuz you stake vampires, you don't spike them)
Court: Coming in as the witch (Wearing the same, exact outfit as Michelle who was the judge) and landing as many funny one liners as she did was pretty impressive. Well done, Trinity
^Queen (I want one in every color... Minus the heels cuz gurl 👀👀👀)
Court: Yvie should have won this challenge and I don't care who disagrees with me. She was so great that I was like "Yvie and whoever else they choose. I don't care who it is" all the way up until they didn't call her name. Not only was The Big Bad Wolf present for both sets, he was really good in both sets. Like, what gives Drag Race?! Why don't you want Yvie to live?!?!?!
^Knight (There are things I like and there are things I dislike)
Court: The Vivienne was great in this. From the second that she had that crusty ass porridge on her face, to the way that she started popping in and out of different accents/character's... This was not only really good, it was hilarious
^Peasant (Normally I am all for Shea's runways, but I really, really, REALLY don't like this)
Court: As Wife Bear from The 3 Bears, she was cute but she was also kinda bland
^Queen (When she was putting this together, I just knew it was gonna be a hot mess but I dunno why I thought that cuz I use body paint all the time and what looks like shit in the beginning looks like AH-MAZING in the end. Yup, she looks spectacular)
Court: Jaida was one sexy little piggy. She was good but it was obvious that Jinkx swallowed her whole (Ha!)
The winners are The Vivienne and Jinkx and tho' I disagree, (Yvie!!! 😭😭😭) I'm at peace with it just because of Jinkx's facial expression when Jaida handed The Vivienne that xylophone during the lipsync! It was a quick flash, but it looked kinda angry. The Vivienne wins and... Monét FINALLY gets the plunger.
Next week we're graduating! 🎓🎓🎓
Later
- Jaida (She is really entertaining this season)
Hi hi hi!
Before we get into the gig…
Yeah, I'm late. In my defense, this week has been hectic as hell. I've gotta go home, do my nails, straighten my hair so that I can curl it in the morning… No, no… Wait… What if I just rod my hair tonight so that it'll be super curly in the morning? Hmmm 🤔🤔🤔
Also, yeah, yeah. Before ya call me out, I already know. I've always been super, duper, uber, very adamant about my hatred of nails. Lemme explain! A few days after I put the teddy bear corset on my Shein birthday haul, I came across these cute little teddy bear nails and I was like: "They totally match my corset!" Upon closer inspection, they're not even long so I won't hafta spend the day paranoid that Imma rip my natural nail off at the cuticle. Actually, I put one against my hand yesterday and welp, I was right. They are super short. As a matter of fact, they're about the same length as my natural nails so yeah, we're good.
And now…
I like how now when the queens get plunged, they keep the game that Shea started going. According to Jinkx, if you hold it up to your ear it'll speak to you, but it only does that for the one who was chosen… I mean, I would say gross, but it's a rhinestoned plunger. That thing probably costs more than a normal person's rent. It's not going near anybody's toilet.
You know what? Since they keep bringing up the Legends Star, I've mentioned the Raja erasure several times but this week I'm feeling that familiar crinkle, but with Yvie. It's like they're doing everything they can for you to forget she's there and that is not okay. If it weren't for her impressively ghastly laugh, it would be like she isn't there.
What gives, Drag Race?! Why are y'all putting in overtime to dim Raja and Yvie's shine? It's mad annoying cuz I see what they're bringing to the table but Drag Race is doing the "3 blind mice" strut like they can't see them. Ugh, Jesus… Gross 🤮🤮🤮
End rant. Did they have a mini challenge this week? Lemme go check.
Oh! Y'all got my boo out here craving a Legends Star like a crackhead does strange for some change. Give my baby a star, dammit! All jokes aside, The Vivienne pointing out that she's still star-less like we're not only on episode 4 is hilarious. Jinkx walking in playing "Bing Bang Bong" on that ukulele should make The Vivienne feel a little better tho'. I mean, it made me smile.
I checked. No mini challenge. Ah well. This week's maxi is something called "Miscarriage Of Justice tho'.
^Knight (I have likes, I have dislikes)
Court: I thought Raja did really, really good cosplaying herself as the old lady. It wasn't winner worthy but it was hilarious. Honestly, the 2nd group wasn't as good as the 1st. There. I said it
^Queen (Why did it look like Monét was unsure as to how to walk in it tho'? I agree with Nina Bo Nina Brown who made the comment that this look looks like it's more for a photoshoot than the runway)
Court: The only memorable thing from this was how that Monét didn't blend her snout and it was driving me crazy every time she spoke
^Knight (I like that she decided to be an elegant hedgehog, but my brain feels like it would have melted in all the right ways had she come out as Sonic The Hedgehog)
Court: Man, this was Jinkx's challenge! She was running circles around everybody! ESPECIALLY when her ear fell off and she told RuPaul (Who was sporting some prison flip flops under some clod hopper feet) that she was gonna hafta speak up a little. Gold!
^Queen (I saw some complaints about this and I wanna agree, but this is just so stunning. It's a soft queen tho' cuz you stake vampires, you don't spike them)
Court: Coming in as the witch (Wearing the same, exact outfit as Michelle who was the judge) and landing as many funny one liners as she did was pretty impressive. Well done, Trinity
^Queen (I want one in every color... Minus the heels cuz gurl 👀👀👀)
Court: Yvie should have won this challenge and I don't care who disagrees with me. She was so great that I was like "Yvie and whoever else they choose. I don't care who it is" all the way up until they didn't call her name. Not only was The Big Bad Wolf present for both sets, he was really good in both sets. Like, what gives Drag Race?! Why don't you want Yvie to live?!?!?!
^Knight (There are things I like and there are things I dislike)
Court: The Vivienne was great in this. From the second that she had that crusty ass porridge on her face, to the way that she started popping in and out of different accents/character's... This was not only really good, it was hilarious
^Peasant (Normally I am all for Shea's runways, but I really, really, REALLY don't like this)
Court: As Wife Bear from The 3 Bears, she was cute but she was also kinda bland
^Queen (When she was putting this together, I just knew it was gonna be a hot mess but I dunno why I thought that cuz I use body paint all the time and what looks like shit in the beginning looks like AH-MAZING in the end. Yup, she looks spectacular)
Court: Jaida was one sexy little piggy. She was good but it was obvious that Jinkx swallowed her whole (Ha!)
The winners are The Vivienne and Jinkx and tho' I disagree, (Yvie!!! 😭😭😭) I'm at peace with it just because of Jinkx's facial expression when Jaida handed The Vivienne that xylophone during the lipsync! It was a quick flash, but it looked kinda angry. The Vivienne wins and... Monét FINALLY gets the plunger.
Next week we're graduating! 🎓🎓🎓
Later