"I'm not here to shame… I'm here to investigate."
Michelle
Or… Or…
"I know you want to beat yourself up. But don't do that. You were all equally as bad."
- RuPaul (I am YODELLING 🤣🤣🤣)
Bruh, according to Angie, what we saw wasn't entirely accurate and lord knows I pray it's true cuz this SnatchGame was a travesty of epic proportions! I can't wait until their NDA is up and they can splash tea all over the place cuz what we saw, I didn't deserve. That SnatchGame was gah-awful and until we get the full tea, unfortunately, I hafta roll out with what we saw cuz as RuPaul said at the top of the episode, "What's the worst that could happen?"
Which reminds me, I hope the edit royally fucked them over cuz the fact that none of the queens caught the SnatchGame references depressed the shit outta me.
Who is Expose? Shit, I didn't know either, RuPaul 😂😂😂
Anywho, this inquiry stems from the mini challenge which we all know Max's silly ass woulda excelled at. They had to make garments outta bubble wrap and model them. Bosco won and it was well deserved. I think the only reason why Angie didn't win is cuz the blue panel on the side was starting to come apart. Other than that, she'd managed to make a floor length gown in the time they were given. Everybody says Bosco's look reminded them of Aquaria's season 10 entrance look. (Which reminds me, Monet's ensemble on the Pit Stop this week was her Season 10 reunion look) Man, she shoulda channeled Aquaria cuz at least she won her SnatchGame. *shrugs* Just saying
Rupaul saunters in and for some reason, she doesn't question any of the queens' celebrity choices.
Actually, when Lady Camden was telling RuPaul about her William Shakespeare choice, I looked over at Mo and Kai and was able to give them a history lesson because he coined the term "DRAG" because in the time of ol' William Shakespeare, men performed the female parts. "DRAG" used to be a script note meaning "Dress resembling a girl" and I was able to teach them that. (Just doing my part to pass on our history)
PAUSE THE ENTRY!!! Steven, my Uber driver, just provided today's positive point. I hopped in the Uber and he goes: "Did you remember your stuff?" When asked what stuff, he pointed out that yesterday I'd mentioned that I didn't bring the birthday stuff (For Mo and Kai's bday party Sunday) and wanted to make sure I grabbed it before we rolled out this morning. Once assured that I did have it, he asked did I have my umbrella cuz when it started raining yesterday, he remembered that I'd mentioned not having my umbrella and was wondering did I get caught in the rain. (Which I did, but luckily I was almost at Food Lion when it happened. Actually, I walked in the rain on my break yesterday) So he said he would wait while I grabbed it.
Not all heroes wear capes!!!
He says if I would like a free ride home, he would start checking on me in the afternoons, but due to how my trust issues are set up, I'm not quite sure where I'm at on that concept just yet. We shall see. *shrugs*
And now…
^Queen (Cuz she worships the Spice Girls and it's a Spice World 💜💜💜)
SnatchGame: She got on real laugh outta me. Everything after that was a confusing titter cuz this was funny for all the wrong reasons
^Knight (This pic looks better than what we saw on TV. Whoever photographed this is a GOD)
SnatchGame: Yes, DeJa won, but in any of the season, this performance was a solid SAFE. In this season, it's a masterpiece.
^Also 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
^Queen (Y'all know this lady. The wife sits directly in front of the pastor, smiling dutifully unaware of this woman. See, this woman sits six paces over. She dresses better than the entire congregation, always wears the newest, most expensive hats and that pastor I mentioned earlier? Yeah, she's having an affair with him.)
SnatchGame: Her Tammie Brown was Tammy-less. It was a tad dry.
^Knight (Ugh... Can I please point out that I hate the wig she wears with this? Just ick!)
SnatchGame: No. Just no. A thousand times no.
^Queen (Jasmine is a Gemini. Hm. I believe it. It all makes so much sense now)
SnatchGame: Somebody say something? 👀👀👀
^Peasant (This is ugly and Mo kept singing "There should be no black stockings with white shoes in the church..." from Kennedy Davenport on the Pit Stop. Bruh, when Daya's ankle rolled and she fell, I honestly thought she was pulling a Lady Camden. I was like: "Girl, you can't do that shit in the same season!" Only nah. She fell for reals, but she saved it tho' and I appreciate the presentation)
SnatchGame: She started strong as Ozzy Osbourne, but after awhile, it started going south. Her Ozzy fizzled out
^Queen (Oh Bosco, never change)
SnatchGame: Her Gweneth Paltrow was pretty one note but, I laughed at the Kumbocha joke. Shit was funny. Fuck y'all. *laughs*
^Queen (For the worship of mushrooms. I want this ensemble)
SnatchGame: Man, that 1st joke about the time and doing sun salutations to her statue of Steven Spielberg was hilarious and then... I dunno what happened.
Bruh, this SnatchGame was gah-awful 😩😩😩
My eyes! My eyes!
I don't ever wanna see something this horrible ever again. Train crash. Just... Yeah. Train crash.
Everybody but DeJa is in the bottom and nobody goes home. I can't wait to see how this unfolds...
Until then...
Later