Guess What?! Guess What?! Guess What?!??!
"If you can't love yourself, how the hell are you gonna expect anyone else to?"
- RuPaul
I was so aggravated about some bullshit earlier but then something cool as hell happened and it kinda made me realize that what I was feeling iffy about really ain't worth the energy I was putting into it. That, and the fact that I gave myself one hell of a pep talk. (I'm talking everything out loud... Pacing around the house... Asking the important questions... The only thing that woulda topped it off is if I was standing in the mirror)
So what put me on a better path? Glad ya asked: RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE!!! See, I joined Hulu today cuz I was seeking out Steven Universe for Maze and Lyons. Not only did I find that for them, I found Drag Race for SA.
I remember how I always felt about the queens. I missed them so! I'm on Season 5. The last full season I saw was 4 with Willam. Anywho, my favorite queen right now is Jade Jolie and no, it's not something she did... It's something ever cooler: She was sewing her dress wearing a Power Rangers tee!!!! I kept pointing wildly at my phone. Yes, it was the Pink Ranger tee, but come on! We're talking Mighty Morphin'! MY SEASON!!! Maze and Lyons were fighting SA for a closer look. Imma try to find a pic of Jade in the Power Ranger tee.
*points wildly* Found it! But wait, there's more! See, not only did I find Jade in that Power Ranger tee, I found Jade in Power Ranger cosplay... No, I am so not kidding.
You know what I somehow forgot? I am inspired by Drag Queens. I kid you not, the same day I found Drag Race, I got up off my ass and started working out. Dude, last night I was watching an episode where they were doing a dance off ala Soul Train circa 1974 (RIP Don Cornelius) and I just wanna say that Jade dances like me! In a smooth, can't dance but there's something there kinda way. Ya know, just having fun despite the lack of skill. But shit yo, Jinx Monsoon can get it! The foot work on that bitch was UNREAL. I watched that dance montage at 3x's last night. Not kidding.
*sighs*
I missed Drag Race and I didn't even realize it until I was watching. Now I'm calmer with my CUNT.
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve
Talent
Later
PS: I think this time Imma try something a little different and weigh myself once a month. That means that my 1st weigh in will be on October 21st... I need to put that up in my house somewhere cuz as of my last time on a scale, I weighed 248... Yup, that much. *faints*
- RuPaul
I was so aggravated about some bullshit earlier but then something cool as hell happened and it kinda made me realize that what I was feeling iffy about really ain't worth the energy I was putting into it. That, and the fact that I gave myself one hell of a pep talk. (I'm talking everything out loud... Pacing around the house... Asking the important questions... The only thing that woulda topped it off is if I was standing in the mirror)
So what put me on a better path? Glad ya asked: RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE!!! See, I joined Hulu today cuz I was seeking out Steven Universe for Maze and Lyons. Not only did I find that for them, I found Drag Race for SA.
I remember how I always felt about the queens. I missed them so! I'm on Season 5. The last full season I saw was 4 with Willam. Anywho, my favorite queen right now is Jade Jolie and no, it's not something she did... It's something ever cooler: She was sewing her dress wearing a Power Rangers tee!!!! I kept pointing wildly at my phone. Yes, it was the Pink Ranger tee, but come on! We're talking Mighty Morphin'! MY SEASON!!! Maze and Lyons were fighting SA for a closer look. Imma try to find a pic of Jade in the Power Ranger tee.
*points wildly* Found it! But wait, there's more! See, not only did I find Jade in that Power Ranger tee, I found Jade in Power Ranger cosplay... No, I am so not kidding.
You know what I somehow forgot? I am inspired by Drag Queens. I kid you not, the same day I found Drag Race, I got up off my ass and started working out. Dude, last night I was watching an episode where they were doing a dance off ala Soul Train circa 1974 (RIP Don Cornelius) and I just wanna say that Jade dances like me! In a smooth, can't dance but there's something there kinda way. Ya know, just having fun despite the lack of skill. But shit yo, Jinx Monsoon can get it! The foot work on that bitch was UNREAL. I watched that dance montage at 3x's last night. Not kidding.
*sighs*
I missed Drag Race and I didn't even realize it until I was watching. Now I'm calmer with my CUNT.
Charisma
Uniqueness
Nerve
Talent
Later
PS: I think this time Imma try something a little different and weigh myself once a month. That means that my 1st weigh in will be on October 21st... I need to put that up in my house somewhere cuz as of my last time on a scale, I weighed 248... Yup, that much. *faints*