Look At These Simple Bitches...
"Apparently, never is a word derived by stupidity and dipped in don't give a damn sauce. Eh, who knew?"
- Me (Via text to Kyle)
I don't even know where to begin this entry. I really don't. I coulda started this last night but, I dunno. I just... I dunno which end is up right now. A couple months ago, I said the grandmammy whoreface bullshit wasn't over. Why did I say that? I'm starting to think Imma psychic. Like, I am shaking right now because I knew it. I knew it then and I know it now. What does a person say to things like this? What is backpage.com? What is that? It's not just classifieds. You can buy ass off there. Apparently, you can buy NB's ass off there. She's a prostitute now. Yes, you read that correctly. But wait, wait! There's more! What? There's more? Of course there's more. Sit down. Get comfortable... This might take awhile... Her and grandmammy whoreface's page have them listed as escorts and "this is not an ad for prostitution" but... If you pay that dime, they fucking and they offer a two girl special (NB/Krazy J Grandmammy Whoreface/Charm... Posting pics that only your man or husband should be privy to... My eyes almost fell from my skull) if you pay extra. Man, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. I tried to talk some sense into Kyle yesterday but, you know him... He always tries to paint himself as some poor unfortunate wilted flower. I think he forgets I'm not quite as gullible as he wishes I was. I cashed in my he has to hang out with me coupon. I told him I was gonna cash out all three at one time. He said that we're calling it even so I have two left. I told David I don't care if Kyle doesn't give me a dime, I will not remain silent now that I know what's going on. I was part of that 80%. I refuse to see that happen to Laurynn. After our discussion, which I'm 99.9% convinced was a waste of my precious air, we decided to walk down to my local liquor store. Somewhere in this, NB texted about his taxes. Now, I had no idea he was supposed to call her. He never even mentioned it or I woulda reminded him. On my way out the door, I left my phone. Somehow my lack of phone equaled the possibility of fucking. Now, as David kindly pointed out, he doesn't see how NB can get mad if Kyle's fucking 1/2 of Florence right now but, I digress. After she picked us up, she started in on him about how I can reply about taxes but I can't answer her phone calls. I really wasn't paying attention 'til she got to the part about him cheating a couple times. Wait, what? She quickly said she didn't mean with me but unless he and David have some interesting videos I need to know about, that only leaves me. When I got in the house, David told me she charged in yelling, scaring the kids and snatching Laurynn up saying "Kyle can find his own fucking ride home." Said line was also said in front of me while she was taking me home. Actually, the only reason why I knew Grandmammy Whorebags was involved was because while she was yelling, suddenly Kyle blurted: "You were gone all day with Hope the other day and I didn't say a word so don't start with me." Wait, what?
I bet he's mad at me now. Well, he shouldn't have texted me looking for pills. I wasn't bothering him. He shouldn't have bothered me. He said that she doesn't like what she does but, chick had time for a photo op with Grandmammy Whoreface on FB... Looks plenty happy to me. If you are embarrassed of what you do, you don't associate yourself with it. You hide it. Duh. I made sure she knew I knew too. Why? Because unfortunately, I care. I care so much that I went to go get Laurynn from them. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do now. David's mom said to give her to her but, I gave my word to NB that this isn't anything like that. I don't wanna take Laurynn from her. I want them to get their lives together. Why? Because they have kids and that should be enough reason if not the only one.
I told NB I catalogue every conversation I have. I told her "Even as I'm talking right now, I'm cataloguing this conversation in my brain so I can write it down later. It's important so that later when people try to tell me they didn't say things, I can give them the date and repeat their words back." Then I just started venting... She should care about her body. Her body is all she has at the end of the day. These things, I told her and I told her I don't care if everything I say is going in one ear and flying out the other, I need her to know she is not a box of cereal and she should care. I told her that I do care about her and I love Laurynn as my own and had this happened 2yrs ago, I woulda been like: "Kyle's got this. I trust his judgement." She said she knows and she understands so I asked her what does she think it means that even tho' I am mad about the shit they pulled Monday, I still left my house no shoes, no socks, no coat and came after her. She said: "That you care." I said "You're damn right I do. To the point that right now, this second is the 1st time Imma say your name out loud. I never have. I usually call you Kyle's girlfriend or the name I gave you but, whatever. You can't do this, Jessica. This is not okay. Nobody should know your body better than your man. A woman is stronger than a man. All her power is between her legs. It's what she does with it that defines who she is." I told her that she should be ashamed of herself. She has daughters! I told her there are other options and if we hafta find them jobs and shove them in them, so be it. I also told her coming into my house and accusing Kyle of cheating is one thing, throwing my name in the mix is another. I don't give a crap if she thinks he's fucking every bitch on their block, my name better stay out of it.
I think they went home last night. Maybe they did. She sent the pics I requested. Whilst talking to David, I said for all we know, she went back out after Kyle fell asleep cuz he was fucked up. I told her they have 'til Monday. If they don't have a plan by then, Laurynn will be in daycare by Tuesday.
So just for shits and giggles, Imma copy and paste the conversation I just had with Kyle. Why? *shrugs* Who knows? I might need this eventually...
This all started at 2:32ams which causes one to wonder why I'm not asleep but, I'm the one writing this so never you mind ---> Kyle: Vamp do u know where any meds are
Me: Hello to you too
Kyle: Hi vamp
Me: And no, I don't.
Kyle: Ok thanks any way hows laurynn doin
Me: Fine. She's asleep as you should be. Not up with only gods knows who looking for meds. Y'all need to start caring more about yourselves and that's the truth.
Kyle: Ok i know but my teeth are killin me
Me: Yeah but I also know this isn't just for you and ya can't tell me different cuz I'm not retarded b/c if it were, u woulda asked me could u have the ones you know I have left. You know it, I know it.
Kyle: Its just me and jessica and we are at home by ourselves
Me: And to know you knew you were again all up under grandmammy imma fuck up your family whoreface and didn't say shit, I'm a little pissed at you anyway
Kyle: I thought that u where keepin those for urself just un case u needed them
Me: You told me never again and so did she but she's got pics of her and Laurynn on fucking fb like y'all have lost yalls mothafucking minds. Apparently, never is a word derived by stupidity and dipped in don't give a damn sauce. Eh, who knew? (*points* See? Which brings us to our quote entry of the day)
Kyle: Ok i didnt knw she had pics if laurynn on fb i dnt even go on fb anymore
Me: You started one or she started one for you on January 7th. You're friends with your mom on it. And if that ain't the case, let me drop some science on u... You told me she was out of your life. Never again vamp please forgive me for being a little shit and let me back in your life and even tho' I was prepared to cut you out like a fucking cancer, I chose not to
Kyle: I dnt knw jess might hav made one for me
Me: You need to do better. I told you yesterday, I don't know you anymore. B/c u will lie to me or keep things from me. Doesn't matter if you have one you have her on FB with a fucking whore Kyle! You are not some helpless victim! You could lose Laurynn just based on this overt stupidity and for what?! You are her dad. You should care No excuses. You should fucking care I cannot tell you who to spend your time with but, I can tell you if you end up dead, Imma kill you. If you end up in jail, Imma cut you. YOU SHOULD CARE! CARE GODDAMMIT! If your give a damn has somehow dried up, hell, apparently backpage.com is a great place fore classifieds. Go buy some give a damn off there
Kyle: Ok vamp im really not in the mood for gettin bitched at and that is all u hav done since i txted u i do fuckin care but my friends have known i needed a job to take care of my daughter since last year and im tryin everything i knoe to find work so goodnight vamp ill see u tomorrow
Me: This isn't bitching this is honesty and your friends, especially this one, have been trying to have your back. So don't u dare.
So, now that I've had a moment to think, that last little trinket he sent me was enough to make me wonder if I'm doing the right thing. Like, why am I freaking out and bending over backwards for someone who obviously cannot find the time to give a damn about himself? Oh shut up SA! He says it's because you cannot help who you love.
Well guess what? RuPaul says: If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love anybody else?
Obviously, my friend does not love himself. Not even a little. Not even by accident. Nobody who loves themself would allow their world to become this. Now, if he is oh so very in love with himself, okay. By all means, do you boo boo. Addy is freaking out by the way. SA says she will be okay but, I dunno this time. If she goes dormant, what will happen to me?
Oh! This isn't about me! Oops, silly me. I Forgot. I tend to do that. Force of habit.
Later
PS: I did tell Kyle he must be sporting some "Serious Twilight Imma love you no what you do together forever kinda love" to be able to live with this. That or he's a retard. Then I laughed and said I always said he was a better person than me. He smiled and said: "Well, not all the time."
How do I save my friend?
- Me (Via text to Kyle)
I don't even know where to begin this entry. I really don't. I coulda started this last night but, I dunno. I just... I dunno which end is up right now. A couple months ago, I said the grandmammy whoreface bullshit wasn't over. Why did I say that? I'm starting to think Imma psychic. Like, I am shaking right now because I knew it. I knew it then and I know it now. What does a person say to things like this? What is backpage.com? What is that? It's not just classifieds. You can buy ass off there. Apparently, you can buy NB's ass off there. She's a prostitute now. Yes, you read that correctly. But wait, wait! There's more! What? There's more? Of course there's more. Sit down. Get comfortable... This might take awhile... Her and grandmammy whoreface's page have them listed as escorts and "this is not an ad for prostitution" but... If you pay that dime, they fucking and they offer a two girl special (NB/Krazy J Grandmammy Whoreface/Charm... Posting pics that only your man or husband should be privy to... My eyes almost fell from my skull) if you pay extra. Man, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. I tried to talk some sense into Kyle yesterday but, you know him... He always tries to paint himself as some poor unfortunate wilted flower. I think he forgets I'm not quite as gullible as he wishes I was. I cashed in my he has to hang out with me coupon. I told him I was gonna cash out all three at one time. He said that we're calling it even so I have two left. I told David I don't care if Kyle doesn't give me a dime, I will not remain silent now that I know what's going on. I was part of that 80%. I refuse to see that happen to Laurynn. After our discussion, which I'm 99.9% convinced was a waste of my precious air, we decided to walk down to my local liquor store. Somewhere in this, NB texted about his taxes. Now, I had no idea he was supposed to call her. He never even mentioned it or I woulda reminded him. On my way out the door, I left my phone. Somehow my lack of phone equaled the possibility of fucking. Now, as David kindly pointed out, he doesn't see how NB can get mad if Kyle's fucking 1/2 of Florence right now but, I digress. After she picked us up, she started in on him about how I can reply about taxes but I can't answer her phone calls. I really wasn't paying attention 'til she got to the part about him cheating a couple times. Wait, what? She quickly said she didn't mean with me but unless he and David have some interesting videos I need to know about, that only leaves me. When I got in the house, David told me she charged in yelling, scaring the kids and snatching Laurynn up saying "Kyle can find his own fucking ride home." Said line was also said in front of me while she was taking me home. Actually, the only reason why I knew Grandmammy Whorebags was involved was because while she was yelling, suddenly Kyle blurted: "You were gone all day with Hope the other day and I didn't say a word so don't start with me." Wait, what?
I bet he's mad at me now. Well, he shouldn't have texted me looking for pills. I wasn't bothering him. He shouldn't have bothered me. He said that she doesn't like what she does but, chick had time for a photo op with Grandmammy Whoreface on FB... Looks plenty happy to me. If you are embarrassed of what you do, you don't associate yourself with it. You hide it. Duh. I made sure she knew I knew too. Why? Because unfortunately, I care. I care so much that I went to go get Laurynn from them. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do now. David's mom said to give her to her but, I gave my word to NB that this isn't anything like that. I don't wanna take Laurynn from her. I want them to get their lives together. Why? Because they have kids and that should be enough reason if not the only one.
I told NB I catalogue every conversation I have. I told her "Even as I'm talking right now, I'm cataloguing this conversation in my brain so I can write it down later. It's important so that later when people try to tell me they didn't say things, I can give them the date and repeat their words back." Then I just started venting... She should care about her body. Her body is all she has at the end of the day. These things, I told her and I told her I don't care if everything I say is going in one ear and flying out the other, I need her to know she is not a box of cereal and she should care. I told her that I do care about her and I love Laurynn as my own and had this happened 2yrs ago, I woulda been like: "Kyle's got this. I trust his judgement." She said she knows and she understands so I asked her what does she think it means that even tho' I am mad about the shit they pulled Monday, I still left my house no shoes, no socks, no coat and came after her. She said: "That you care." I said "You're damn right I do. To the point that right now, this second is the 1st time Imma say your name out loud. I never have. I usually call you Kyle's girlfriend or the name I gave you but, whatever. You can't do this, Jessica. This is not okay. Nobody should know your body better than your man. A woman is stronger than a man. All her power is between her legs. It's what she does with it that defines who she is." I told her that she should be ashamed of herself. She has daughters! I told her there are other options and if we hafta find them jobs and shove them in them, so be it. I also told her coming into my house and accusing Kyle of cheating is one thing, throwing my name in the mix is another. I don't give a crap if she thinks he's fucking every bitch on their block, my name better stay out of it.
I think they went home last night. Maybe they did. She sent the pics I requested. Whilst talking to David, I said for all we know, she went back out after Kyle fell asleep cuz he was fucked up. I told her they have 'til Monday. If they don't have a plan by then, Laurynn will be in daycare by Tuesday.
So just for shits and giggles, Imma copy and paste the conversation I just had with Kyle. Why? *shrugs* Who knows? I might need this eventually...
This all started at 2:32ams which causes one to wonder why I'm not asleep but, I'm the one writing this so never you mind ---> Kyle: Vamp do u know where any meds are
Me: Hello to you too
Kyle: Hi vamp
Me: And no, I don't.
Kyle: Ok thanks any way hows laurynn doin
Me: Fine. She's asleep as you should be. Not up with only gods knows who looking for meds. Y'all need to start caring more about yourselves and that's the truth.
Kyle: Ok i know but my teeth are killin me
Me: Yeah but I also know this isn't just for you and ya can't tell me different cuz I'm not retarded b/c if it were, u woulda asked me could u have the ones you know I have left. You know it, I know it.
Kyle: Its just me and jessica and we are at home by ourselves
Me: And to know you knew you were again all up under grandmammy imma fuck up your family whoreface and didn't say shit, I'm a little pissed at you anyway
Kyle: I thought that u where keepin those for urself just un case u needed them
Me: You told me never again and so did she but she's got pics of her and Laurynn on fucking fb like y'all have lost yalls mothafucking minds. Apparently, never is a word derived by stupidity and dipped in don't give a damn sauce. Eh, who knew? (*points* See? Which brings us to our quote entry of the day)
Kyle: Ok i didnt knw she had pics if laurynn on fb i dnt even go on fb anymore
Me: You started one or she started one for you on January 7th. You're friends with your mom on it. And if that ain't the case, let me drop some science on u... You told me she was out of your life. Never again vamp please forgive me for being a little shit and let me back in your life and even tho' I was prepared to cut you out like a fucking cancer, I chose not to
Kyle: I dnt knw jess might hav made one for me
Me: You need to do better. I told you yesterday, I don't know you anymore. B/c u will lie to me or keep things from me. Doesn't matter if you have one you have her on FB with a fucking whore Kyle! You are not some helpless victim! You could lose Laurynn just based on this overt stupidity and for what?! You are her dad. You should care No excuses. You should fucking care I cannot tell you who to spend your time with but, I can tell you if you end up dead, Imma kill you. If you end up in jail, Imma cut you. YOU SHOULD CARE! CARE GODDAMMIT! If your give a damn has somehow dried up, hell, apparently backpage.com is a great place fore classifieds. Go buy some give a damn off there
Kyle: Ok vamp im really not in the mood for gettin bitched at and that is all u hav done since i txted u i do fuckin care but my friends have known i needed a job to take care of my daughter since last year and im tryin everything i knoe to find work so goodnight vamp ill see u tomorrow
Me: This isn't bitching this is honesty and your friends, especially this one, have been trying to have your back. So don't u dare.
So, now that I've had a moment to think, that last little trinket he sent me was enough to make me wonder if I'm doing the right thing. Like, why am I freaking out and bending over backwards for someone who obviously cannot find the time to give a damn about himself? Oh shut up SA! He says it's because you cannot help who you love.
Well guess what? RuPaul says: If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love anybody else?
Obviously, my friend does not love himself. Not even a little. Not even by accident. Nobody who loves themself would allow their world to become this. Now, if he is oh so very in love with himself, okay. By all means, do you boo boo. Addy is freaking out by the way. SA says she will be okay but, I dunno this time. If she goes dormant, what will happen to me?
Oh! This isn't about me! Oops, silly me. I Forgot. I tend to do that. Force of habit.
Later
PS: I did tell Kyle he must be sporting some "Serious Twilight Imma love you no what you do together forever kinda love" to be able to live with this. That or he's a retard. Then I laughed and said I always said he was a better person than me. He smiled and said: "Well, not all the time."
How do I save my friend?