Title: The “Hooker in a Bar” Fic, Part 1 Author: Shingo the Pest Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Cupcake/Jim, eventual Bones/Jim Warning: prostitution, exhibitionism, alcohol Author's Notes: Written for
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OMG! I totally squeed!!! when I saw "part 1" and then I read WHY it was part one and I was like "I DON'T EVEN CAAAARE!!! THIS MEANS I GET A PART TWOOOOOOOO!" :D *is crazy*
Ohhhhhh. OHHHHHHH!! NICE! \o/ I totally forgive the non-McKirkyness! :D:D:D:D
I LOVE using Matthews here! LOVE! \o/ And Jim? With the whole "You and I BOTH know you'll pay whatever I ask so you can have this" and then:
But James T. Kirk wrapped one leg around Matthew's hip, grinding their groins, and pulled the man into a furious, violent kiss.
GUUUUUUH! YES! \o/ THANK YOU! :D:D:D:D
OMG! LOLOLOLOL! SPOCK AS THE BARTENDER!! OMG I WANT MORE BARTENDER!SPOCK!!! ESPECIALLY interacting with Bones! BRILLIANT!!! \o/
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS AND I'M SO FREAKING GLAD I CHECKED MY EMAIL BEFORE SIGNING OFF TONIGHT! *ATTACKLEGLOMPS*! THANK YOUUUUUUUUU! \o/
This was just supposed to be a one-shot! But Cupcake decided to show up, and of COURSE Jim would never treat him fairly, and honestly, no matter what Jim does, he WILL BE THE BEST, so I figured this is gonna be one prostitute who gets what he wants! (And that may make things difficult for poor Bones later, we will see...)
I loled at Spock the bartender too. I'm not sure how he became a bartender, but he's there now. XD
Hey honey, remember that fic you asked for forever ago? The one where Jim is a hooker and he's trying to lure Bones into being a customer by being all "seductive-like and what not and there's lots of slight touches and breathy-voices”?
Hee! This was somehow adorable. And yes it probably means there's something very wrong with me that I find a scene with Jim, Cupcake, and prostitution adorable.
Kirk's being a bully! So of course you'd find it cuddly and adorable. XD This is how that scene in the movie should have gone. Cupcake was soooo wanting it. Just can't show it in front of the boys.
The way I see it, if Jim's not being a BAMF on the Enterprise, he's probably out there being the god damn BEST at whatever profession he chooses. So if he's playing tricks, he's doing it for premium. Or at least close to premium. He may get hired on at a high class place later on...
Fantastic. OMG how much do I love this. JUST YES. So much love. Can't wait for part two. Now you're making me want a whole meme dedicated to hooker!Jim.
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Ohhhhhh. OHHHHHHH!! NICE! \o/ I totally forgive the non-McKirkyness! :D:D:D:D
I LOVE using Matthews here! LOVE! \o/ And Jim? With the whole "You and I BOTH know you'll pay whatever I ask so you can have this" and then:
But James T. Kirk wrapped one leg around Matthew's hip, grinding their groins, and pulled the man into a furious, violent kiss.
GUUUUUUH! YES! \o/ THANK YOU! :D:D:D:D
OMG! LOLOLOLOL! SPOCK AS THE BARTENDER!! OMG I WANT MORE BARTENDER!SPOCK!!! ESPECIALLY interacting with Bones! BRILLIANT!!! \o/
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS AND I'M SO FREAKING GLAD I CHECKED MY EMAIL BEFORE SIGNING OFF TONIGHT! *ATTACKLEGLOMPS*! THANK YOUUUUUUUUU! \o/
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This was just supposed to be a one-shot! But Cupcake decided to show up, and of COURSE Jim would never treat him fairly, and honestly, no matter what Jim does, he WILL BE THE BEST, so I figured this is gonna be one prostitute who gets what he wants! (And that may make things difficult for poor Bones later, we will see...)
I loled at Spock the bartender too. I'm not sure how he became a bartender, but he's there now. XD
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Cuz here's the third part:
http://shingo-the-pest.livejournal.com/136186.html
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I want part two! Great start. The world needs more Hooker!Jim fics.
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The way I see it, if Jim's not being a BAMF on the Enterprise, he's probably out there being the god damn BEST at whatever profession he chooses. So if he's playing tricks, he's doing it for premium. Or at least close to premium. He may get hired on at a high class place later on...
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