I killed Kitty and took this.

[shineglistenglo]

If you can read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a fictitious memory of us.

Go, make shit up, and make it good.

Lie like its your fuckin job. Make me buy it. ;)

Comments

[thelorax]

There was that time you, me, and Johnny Depp all went to Vegas together and you totally killed at the Black Jack table but when you went to collect your winnings you had to show your i.d. which, of course, said you weren't 21 so the guy was all like "Hey I can't give you the money because you're not 21" and then Johnny stepped in and was all like "Hey I'm Johnny Depp so give me the money" and the case man was so star struck that he gave us the money so we rented out the penthouse in the Palms (the one where the real world kids stayed) and Johnny chilled with us a while but he had to fly back to france and we were like "okay" and then we stayed up all night and watched tons of movies because Johnny set us up with a huge movie selection and we ate all kinds of pasta and then ice cream and then we spent hours watching episodes of Gilmore Girls and who was better, Dean or Jess, and then we spent the next day pool side, you working on your tan and me simply reflecting the sun because I'm so pale.
And then we went shopping and I fed my addiction for Ralph Lauren and you picked up some casual chanel suits because who can resit those. And then we both bought some killer Marc Jacobs heels because there is nothing cuter than those. And we saw Paris Hilton and she so wanted to hang with us but we were all like "You're a skanky hoe and we don't associate ourselves with that. We are much too cool for you." And then we saw Kiera Knightley and we were like "You can be our shopping buddy because we kinda have girl crushes on you". And then she promised to take us to the pirates of the carribean set (which Johnny had already promised to do but we didn't want to seem rude).
And then we went back to the hotel and simultaniously read the new gossip girl and harry potter (because book #7 was already out) and held each other's hand when we were crying about the latest death or romantic moment or funniest scene EVER.
And then we went home to our lovely cottage in the English country side (or our kick ass brownstone in Brooklyn OR our studio in Savannah with the glass bathroom) and felt the smug statisfaction of knowing we were the coolest interior designers/wedding planners that ever walked the planet.

[shineglistenglo]

holy shit. if my life doesnt ACTUALLY turn out that way, i will be REALLY upset.

that was so great. sooooooo great. :D :D :D

<3

[thelorax]

I thought it sounded pretty kick ass.
Oh, and I miss you tons.

PS- This has to be one of the best posts EVER.
Not my comment but the post that solicited it.
Just thought you might like to know.

PPS- I REALLY MISS YOU!!!