overheard at the beach
I enjoy that Overheard at the Beach is frequently in my hometown.
Why Does This Restaurant Hate Freedom?
Waitress: Do you want cheddar, mozzarella, or Swiss on your burger?
Customer: Um... American?
--The Purple Parrot, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
Overheard by: Hollywood
via Overheard at the Beach, May 4, 2009