Ficlet: Still Alive

[shinealightonme]

Title: Still Alive
Fandoms: Criminal Minds/Discworld
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Hotch, DEATH; gen
Summary: Today was not Hotch's day.
Warning: crack, all-caps dialogue
Author's Notes: written for xoverland for the Crime Show challenge.

Comments

[bookgodess15]

OMG! OMG!

I HAVE BEEN CONSIDERING PUTTING BELLS ON MY SCYTHE. SO THAT PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME COMING.

I died. And then I died a little more. This is so brilliant, I don't know where the hell you get these ideas...

[shinealightonme]

Thank you! I liked that line a lot.

Honestly, this was an idea I had ages ago - I think it came from a conversation with someone who hasn't even been on LJ in a year - and just now got around to doing.

[bookgodess15]

Honestly, this was an idea I had ages ago - I think it came from a conversation with someone who hasn't even been on LJ in a year - and just now got around to doing.

...why does this not surprise me?

[shinealightonme]

I suspect I should be insulted.

[entwashian]

Ha,ha! Poking him with the scythe!

[shinealightonme]

It seems like it would be an effective poking tool. Provided you didn't care much if the poked one got back up again afterward.