Finally, Minnetonka decides to have a snow day. The first thing that crossed my mind was sledding and making snow penises.
I swear Donald Trump wears a toupee.
GOD HES SO HOT. LETS MAKE FUCK TRUMP!
Maddie and I were planning onto do some YOGA today but that plan fell through! SUCKS, HUH. I've never done yoga before and I wanna give it a try.
I'm nervous. I have to give a speech in English on Monday. Memorized lines from Romeo and Juliet. I actually liked reading it, but that's because I fancy sappy, romantic stories.
Now, since we're on the subject of reading, I just finished Coraline by Neil Gaiman. Me gusta, bobolongo!! And I read Loser by Jerry Spinelli. What a cute novel. Wanna recommend some books? PEE EL ZEE! I'm a book nerd. :-[
G2G BYENESS!!!!!!!!
PS. I H8 YOU, CARSON DALY! YOU'RE FAT AND UGLY AND YOUR SHOW SUCKS. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AND THOSE SKANKY STRIPPERS YOU HAVE ARE JUST THERE SO PEOPLE WOULD WATCH YOUR LAME TALK SHOW.